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Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
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Jen Sorensen |
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Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons |
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2018-04-02 |
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2018-04-02 |
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Parkland Potshots. Welcome to Gun Gab. How about those student protesters? Ugh! They're all like, we don't want other kids' vital organs to be pulverized by bullets. Such entitled divas! They need to learn how to die stoically in silence, like the real men in all the Vietnam movies I've watched. These brats have absolutely no concern for the coming apocalypse, when I'll have to fend off mobs of looting brown people and their zombie equivalents! These students don't get that the problem isn't guns - it's that we're raising rage-filled nutjobs incapable of human empathy! Yeah!
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Jen Sorensen |
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Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons |
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2016-04-04 |
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2016-04-04 |
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Candidates we can all get behind. The Dems are divided in an increasingly bitter contest. Who could unite the party? Oprah! Negatives: Billionaire celebrity with little political experience. But: That hasn't stopped Trump. Justin. Negatives: Already Prime Minister of Canada. But: Being Canadian hasn't stopped Ted Cruz. The ghost of FDR. Negatives: A ghost. But: Would fix our crumbling infrastructure with army of public works zombies. Hernie Clanders. Negatives: The name "Hernie Clanders". But: First gender nonbinary candidate! |
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Jen Sorensen |
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Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons |
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2011-10-24 |
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2011-10-24 |
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Slowpoke. Year of the Mombies. The "Protect Life Act," recently introduced in congress, says doctors can let a pregnant woman die if saving her life kills the fetus. Blastocyst = life. Fully-grown woman: Expendable fetus-mobile! But if pregnant women don't count among the living ... technically that makes them undead. Baby ... want ... Chunky ... Monkey ... Pick ... les ... Which raises important legal questions, such as: Do undead baby-incubator zombies need to pay taxes? Report all W-2 income UNLESS you are but a vessel for an actual human being. And clearly pregnancy tests will be required at the polls so that only living women vote: I'm afraid you'll have to pee on the stick, ma'am, before you can proceed to the voting booth. |
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Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons |
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2010-04-12 |
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2010-04-12 |
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Slowpoke. With "Iron Chef," "Chopped," and now "Food Wars," it seemed cooking shows are becoming more extreme. Coming soon to a cable channel near you … KILLER KITCHEN. THWACK! Contestants must create culinary masterpieces while flinging cooking implements at the opposing team. JULIENNED! The winning chef gets to shred the loser into a salad topping. Now THAT'S what I call a CHEF SALAD! Dish of the Dead. More brains! I'm not really tasting the baby flesh. Judges. Nuclear Noshin'. Who can prepare the best post-apocalyptic feast? And today's ingredients are ... Radioactive beetles and vaporized cow dust. |
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