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Cartoonist(s): |
Greg Evans |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Luann |
Viewable Date: |
2019-11-27 |
Pub. Date: |
2009-01-27 |
Image Number: |
30709 |
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Does Elwood have a thing for you, Luann? Dunno. Elwood's offered to pay for Delta's trip to DC. How much y'all need? $950. You'd give us that? He's rich. Yeah. But there's one little condition… |
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Cartoonist(s): |
Greg Evans |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Luann |
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2019-10-31 |
Pub. Date: |
2009-10-27 |
Image Number: |
40232 |
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I think I'll bake sugarless bran muffins for Halloween treats … Here's a better idea: Take one of our 500-piece jigsaw puzzles and give each kid a handful of pieces. The kids will have to get together to assemble the puzzle. They'll make new friends! It'll strengthen the very fiber of our neighborhood! My bran muffins are all about fiber. Yeah. Bit it's the kind that tends to separate people. |
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Cartoonist(s): |
Greg Evans |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Luann |
Viewable Date: |
2019-10-23 |
Pub. Date: |
2009-01-09 |
Image Number: |
30691 |
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My parents said they'd chaperone the DC trip. Excellent! Your mom and dad are so fun! Yeah! Really? I sure don't see them that way. That's cuz they're not people to you. Yeah. Your parents don't become people until you're like 35. Anyway, it's nice to have cool chaperones. As an antidote to uncool ones. |
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Cartoonist(s): |
Greg Evans |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Luann |
Viewable Date: |
2019-10-22 |
Pub. Date: |
2009-01-08 |
Image Number: |
30690 |
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A class trip to Washington, DC! How exciting! Yeah. When I was in high school, we went to a pig farm. You guys should come! We need chaperones! That would be fun! Honey? How many screaming, hyper, hormonal teens are we talking about? 15. The other half are girls. |
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Cartoonist(s): |
Greg Evans |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Luann |
Viewable Date: |
2019-10-17 |
Pub. Date: |
2009-01-05 |
Image Number: |
30687 |
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So your plan for this year is to go to Washington, DC? Not just me. ALL of us! Huh? Remember that fund our class started 3 years ago? All the car washes and raffles we've done? Well, DC here we come! Oh. I thought we were raising money for new computers...I thought it was for a fabulous prom...Yeah, computers and prom are WAY more important than MEETING THE PRESIDENT! |
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Cartoonist(s): |
Greg Evans |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Luann |
Viewable Date: |
2019-10-14 |
Pub. Date: |
2008-12-29 |
Image Number: |
30680 |
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You know what? We should throw a big new year's party! Yeah! Let's get planning! Who should we invite? Well…not Tiffany, or Crystal. Or the other cheerleaders. And no plastics or jocks. Or nerds, preppies, punks or skaters. I guess we're only inviting people like us. Well then, here's our party. |
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Cartoonist(s): |
Greg Evans |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Luann |
Viewable Date: |
2019-09-26 |
Pub. Date: |
2008-12-06 |
Image Number: |
30657 |
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Battle of the hot calendars. This should be interesting. Firefighter calendar here. Yeah, We're goin' for the female buyer, Tiffany's after the guys. Rah! Rah! Wonder who'll win? Well, men outspend women on risqué stuff, but women buy way more calendars than men. We could be even. Rah, rah, rah! 'Cept for the sales pitch. Firefighters Calendar. Tiffany calendar! Gimme a cheer! 25 bucks! Get it here! Yay! |
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Cartoonist(s): |
Greg Evans |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Luann |
Viewable Date: |
2018-02-12 |
Pub. Date: |
2018-02-12 |
Image Number: |
168010 |
Caption: |
Hello, girls. Tiffany! Look at you! Someone's been shopping! Yup! Tonight's the lingerie party, and I'm takin' Ann Eiffel down. Got my battle plan - that woman won't know what hit her! Think this says "watch out"? Oh, yeah! Are your boxing gloves in your bag? Were they sold out of gladiator outfits? |
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Cartoonist(s): |
Greg Evans |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Luann |
Viewable Date: |
2018-02-04 |
Pub. Date: |
2018-02-04 |
Image Number: |
166944 |
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Welcome home, firefighter. How was your shift? Intense … Lots of risky stuff. Yeah, well, as you know, that's why we do all that safety and first-aid train - ow. Seriously. Good think I know how to make a tourniquet and give CPR.
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Cartoonist(s): |
Greg Evans |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Luann |
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2018-02-01 |
Pub. Date: |
2018-02-01 |
Image Number: |
167449 |
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Les, we overheard your uncle propose to my mom. We're not supposed to know about it. Yeah. Well, my Uncle Al barely talks to me. And your mom hasn't said anything? Nope. I have no ideas what the plan it. That's the plan. Guest house for the boys.
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Cartoonist(s): |
Greg Evans |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Luann |
Viewable Date: |
2018-01-31 |
Pub. Date: |
2018-01-31 |
Image Number: |
167448 |
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What was Tiffany doing here, Les? Hm? Oh, she just popped in to say hi to everyone. Just popped in. Gunth, don't freak. Nothin's goin' on. Hey, has your mom said anything about my uncle's marriage proposal? You're changing the subject. Yeah. 'Cuz that's where you should focus your freak.
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Cartoonist(s): |
Greg Evans |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Luann |
Viewable Date: |
2018-01-28 |
Pub. Date: |
2018-01-28 |
Image Number: |
166609 |
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Remember how we fought when we were kids? Yeah. You were so annoying. Always hogging the bathroom. At least I didn't stink it up. You were such a slob. And you were a pest. Like that time you put Jell-O in my shoes. You stapled my shirts to their hangers! Yeah, but you filled my Oreos with toothpaste! 'Cuz you put glitter in my shampoo bottle You called me a waste of perfectly good carbon. You called me a Cheeto-headed lardbutt. I kinda miss those days, don't you? yeah. Want me to give you a wedgie?
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Cartoonist(s): |
Greg Evans |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Luann |
Viewable Date: |
2018-01-24 |
Pub. Date: |
2018-01-24 |
Image Number: |
167187 |
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Ann Eiffel is your mom?! Les, do you know she's dating my dad?? She is? Well that sux for your dad. She's bad news. You gotta watch out for her, Tiffany. My mom destroys people. She can totally ruin your life. Did she ruin yours? Yeah. Did she ruin yours. I thought it was obvious.
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Cartoonist(s): |
Greg Evans |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Luann |
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2018-01-23 |
Pub. Date: |
2018-01-23 |
Image Number: |
167186 |
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Tiffany! You … look … different … Yeah, I'm wearing 30 extra pounds and a friend's clothes. Got time to talk? I've heard that a lady named Ann Eiffel does fun lingerie parties here. I want to come. No prob. I can get you in. so you and Ann are … close? No. But she's my mom.
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Cartoonist(s): |
Greg Evans |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Luann |
Viewable Date: |
2018-01-11 |
Pub. Date: |
2018-01-11 |
Image Number: |
166606 |
Caption: |
Hello, beautiful princesses! Time to get luxuriated with Souffle Lingerie!! SL. Souffle Lingerie. Yaaay! Wheee! Whoo! Hooo! Are you ready for games, prizes, music, magic AND exclusive access to the world's most coveted lingerie? Yes! Yeah. Wohoo!! Is it expensive? You wonder. Of course! But you know you're worth it, right?! Yes. Oh yeah! Wooo. And - wait for it - I accept check, card or cash!! Wo - Yay! Hoo! Eeeeeeeee.
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Cartoonist(s): |
Greg Evans |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Luann |
Viewable Date: |
2018-01-06 |
Pub. Date: |
2018-01-06 |
Image Number: |
166361 |
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It was so nice of Brad to help Luann clean her room. What a sweet Christmas present for you. Yeah. I can't wait to see the dramatic results! Luann … ? Merry Christmas, dad! Hey, wanna help?
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Cartoonist(s): |
Greg Evans |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Luann |
Viewable Date: |
2018-01-03 |
Pub. Date: |
2018-01-03 |
Image Number: |
166358 |
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Why are we hauling everything out? I'm going minimalist. Keeping only that which I need. We're all too attached to things, Brad. Stuff equals stress. Space equals peace. You know what? I'm feeling the peace already. Yeah, well don't come out her.
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Cartoonist(s): |
Greg Evans |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Luann |
Viewable Date: |
2017-12-31 |
Pub. Date: |
2017-12-31 |
Image Number: |
165561 |
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Hey, Bern, remember this bowling alley New Year? Penny Lane … Yeah! Here's a shot form the party you threw! LOL! And last year at the Fuse! What a blast! We've shared some great New Years! Til this one. Happy Flu Year. Back A-choo.
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Cartoonist(s): |
Greg Evans |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Luann |
Viewable Date: |
2017-12-25 |
Pub. Date: |
2017-12-25 |
Image Number: |
166097 |
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My first Christmas morning with your family! How fun! Yeah, but it sure is different as adults. When Luann and I were kids, we'd jump up at dawn, run to our parents' room screaming Merry Christmas and drag them outta bed to see what Santa brought. I miss that fun. Wonder if my parents do too ...
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Cartoonist(s): |
Greg Evans |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Luann |
Viewable Date: |
2017-12-10 |
Pub. Date: |
2017-12-10 |
Image Number: |
165359 |
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Ready to hang the Christmas lights, Brad? I dunno, dad, last year, you were gonna label all the strings so we know where they go. Yeah, I didn't quite get around to that … Did you make that lighting diagram of the house you've talked about for decades? Not yet ... But you carefully coiled the lights so they're not a big, tangled mess, right? Uh ... no. Nothing like a fun family tradition, huh? I wouldn't know. Xmas lights??? Lites (broken). Misc. Elect. Xmas stuff.
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