Are you Dino? Dino. "World's Worst Life Coach". Why would anybody want the world's worst life coach? You're single, have an antenna on your roof and - if it's not raining - you can watch D.W.T.S. while you eat Dove Bars. I have the world's worst life … - which is why I'm your coach.
Mike du Jour
WHAM! (cursing symbols) What in the gosh-darn heck are you watching? "As The World of Championship Wrestling Turns."