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1. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2018-10-02 workout 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2018-10-02 Pub. Date: 2018-10-02
Image Number: 174304
Caption: Announcing the Fad Herald. I am not worthy. Coffee. Black. Straight coffee. Are fancy espresso drinks out? Is that your pronouncement? No pronouncement. My hours have been cut back. I'm here on my own time. Furloughs are in?! You're reading too much into this. Interpretations are out.
     
2. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2018-09-23 workout 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2018-09-23 Pub. Date: 2018-09-23
Image Number: 173994
Caption: The Adventures of Recession Man! M'lady, you seem distressed. I haven't had a raise in two years. My bills keep going up but my income has stagnated. Fear not. I can save the day. You can get me a raise? I can help you see things differently. We'll talk it out, then I'll give you a back rub, and you'll feel your anger dissolve into sweet kisses. Typical! some man fashions himself a superhero who can sweet me up in his arms and dismiss all my problems. Whoa, this economy's a powerful nemesis. It's using the most evil trick of all! Huh? Mind control. They're trying to turn you against me. Oh brother. Need help? E-mail Recession Man at asksadieshow@gmail.com
     
3. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2018-02-16 workout 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2018-02-16 Pub. Date: 2018-02-16
Image Number: 168445
Caption: Boss, hear me out: I'm giving you a chance to progressively cultivate optimal internal organic sources. Forget it. But a sabbatical would seamlessly benchmark high-payoff architectures so your assets could competently pursue premier content generation. You're not getting a week's paid vacation, minion, and that's final. But don't you want to synergistically drive holistic, end-to-end cross-functional virtualization? Get back to work.
     
4. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2017-11-24 workout 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2017-11-24 Pub. Date: 2017-11-24
Image Number: 165180
Caption: Minion, I'm ordering you not to talk about alternate histories with the customers. No more "what if feudalism never happened" nonsense. If people start thinking things could've been different, they'll soon start thinking things could've been better. Which could lead to them thinking things can still get better. This "gap between rich and poor" thing is working out in my favor. I don't want your talk of alternate pasts to accidentally create any alternate futures. Very bad man.
     
5. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2017-11-17 workout 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2017-11-17 Pub. Date: 2017-11-17
Image Number: 164886
Caption: Rudy, it's come to my attention you've been using the restroom three times a day. Of course I have, boss. Did you not see the sign out front that says "restrooms are for customers only"? Seriously? I work here, boss. I've worked here for sixteen years! Good point. Calculating ... average customer spends $20 ... multiply by sixteen ... multiply by 365 ... I'll have to deduct $116,800 from your next several dozen paychecks. Very bad man.
     
6. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2017-11-15 workout 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2017-11-15 Pub. Date: 2017-11-15
Image Number: 164884
Caption: I closed all my rings yesterday, Randy! What do you mean? On my Apple Watch. If you move enough, stand enough and work out enough during the day, colorful rings close on the watch face. I see. Impressive, little buddy. What'd you do, go for a long run? Do 100 situps? An hour of cardio? Fun fact, totally not related: If the watch notices you're not moving, standing or working out it lowers the amount of time it takes to close the rings. Less impressive.
     
7. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2017-09-02 workout 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2017-09-02 Pub. Date: 2017-09-02
Image Number: 162104
Caption: Our secret midlife crisis fling is still on track for June of 2018. Almost. Almost? That's right. You're not exactly doing your part. Where are the tattoos I designed for you? Where are the six-pack abs? If you'd been following the meal and workout plan I sent you, you'd have six-pack abs by now. you were serious about -- Have you even started the Rosetta Stone French lessons I gifted you? The pillow talk is supposed to be in French. Can't we just use Google translate? Beep beep. Unacceptable. Don't be the weak link on the committee, Rudy.
     
8. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2017-07-31 workout 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2017-07-31 Pub. Date: 2017-07-31
Image Number: 161036
Caption: Hey boss, it's July 31st. A couple years ago, you said come back July 31, 2017, and we could talk about you giving me a raise. Yes, but that was predicated on the notion that you'd need a raise by now. I see you're still alive. Clearly you haven't starved to death. You smell minty-fresh, so clearly you haven't been forced out into the streets. Karl Marx said it best: "From each according to his ability, to each according to his need." I'm pretty sure that is not what Marx meant.
     
9. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2017-06-30 workout 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2017-06-30 Pub. Date: 2017-06-30
Image Number: 159730
Caption: Meanwhile, in Candorville … " … and the aria turned, smiled sweetly, and stepped off the cliff." The Last Book Store. Meet the author! Thank you, thank you so much. Any questions. I've got a question, miss. Lysurgus Cup. The Willow Chronicles. Clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap. Wow! Clap! Clap clap clap. How hungry are you? I knew a French place around the corner. Wanna get out of here? Yes. I mean NO. I mean, I'm working here. And I've got a man. Lemont. And I AM hungry though. And no! I'll be outside on the Harley.
     
10. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2017-02-14 workout 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2017-02-14 Pub. Date: 2017-02-14
Image Number: 154551
Caption: I think the boss is going to replace me with a robot. Tap tap tap tap tap. Is the robot named "Karma"? I don't think so. Why do you ask? Isn't it obvious? You're always on your Me-phone. Or playing your Play-box or X-station or whatever. You have a robot vacuum cleaner and a robot car. And to take one look at you, it's almost certain you've got a robot girlfriend. If anyone deserves to be automated out of a job, it's you! Hold on ... I'm polling my Twitter followers on potential retorts.
     
11. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2017-02-11 workout 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2017-02-11 Pub. Date: 2017-02-11
Image Number: 154260
Caption: I bought P90X, Insanity, T25, and I even went old school and bought Tae Bo. I don't care how many you bought, I'm telling you clicking "buy now" doesn't burn any calories.
     
12. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2017-02-08 workout 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2017-02-08 Pub. Date: 2017-02-08
Image Number: 154257
Caption: I hate congress so much. Excellent first step. But to properly hate people, you've got to first convince yourself they're out to destroy everything you hold dear. You have to remind yourself every day that they don't love sunsets, puppies or even their own children as much as you do. Hatred is starting to sound like work. Oh it takes real commitment, I won't lie.
     
13. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2016-07-24 workout 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2016-07-24 Pub. Date: 2016-07-24
Image Number: 145335
Caption: I want you to work on something when you get home, minion. I'm supposed to be able to rest once I've gone home. I've always wanted to have a trademark one-liner, like the heroes of all those old action movies. Like in Cobra. Sylvester Stallone was a rogue cop who told a criminal "You're the disease, and I'm the cure." Or like in Total Recall, when Arnold Schwarzenegger's wife turned out to be an evil killer. He eliminated her and then said "Consider that a divorce." Or like in They Live, when just before he killed a bunch of evil aliens, Rowdy Roddy Piper said "I have come here to chew bubble gum, and kick (butt) ... and I'm all out of bubble gum." Your task tonight is to generate six one-liners I can use whenever I squeeze unpaid work out of my employees. I'm supposed to be able to rest once I've gone home. You're the rest, and I'm the bed. The kind with spikes on it. That's awful. Fix that up and give me six more.
     
14. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2016-03-22 workout 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2016-03-22 Pub. Date: 2016-03-22
Image Number: 140827
Caption: Boss, I just found out about a death in the family. Can I have some time off? Of course you can. The amount you may have depends on the distance of the relation. If it was a parent, you can have one full day. 18 hours for a sibling, 9 hours for a cousin ... but only if it's your first cousin. Your Facebook post says it was your fourth cousin thrice removed. That'll get you 45 seconds of bereavement time. Very bad man.
     
15. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2016-01-28 workout 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2016-01-28 Pub. Date: 2016-01-28
Image Number: 138316
Caption: I'm thinking of becoming a personal shopper. What's that? It's where you buy things for people who are too busy to go shopping themselves. I mean, I love to shop. I love it more than almost anything. They say if you love your work, you never "work" a day in your life. HOJ. To each his own, I guess. I love everything about shopping. From the seductive "open" sign, to the supple checkout lines.
     
16. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2016-01-15 workout 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2016-01-15 Pub. Date: 2016-01-15
Image Number: 137685
Caption: Rudy, you didn’t show up for the mandatory employee diversity training workshop. You were serious about that? I thought it was a joke. I mean, I'm your only employee. No you're not. There's also Larry the Local Safety Inspector; and Jurgi, the Lithuanian orphan who weaves out coffee cups from my shredded documents. ... And Guillermo, my lackey on the city council. Very bad man. (This cartoon was originally published on 2014-02-14).
     
17. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2015-11-19 workout 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2015-11-19 Pub. Date: 2015-11-19
Image Number: 135391
Caption: This just in: A deadly new disease called "turkey leprosy" is threatening to ruin this year's holiday season. Symptoms include numbness in the feet, muscle weakness after working out, and potentially disfiguring dandruff. Sadie M. Cohen, the worlds foremost expert on turkey leprosy, issues the following statement from her front lawn. "You are all ignoramuses. There will be no further comment." What did she mean by that, Harvey? Good question. Let's discuss that for a few days.
     
18. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2015-08-10 workout 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2015-08-10 Pub. Date: 2015-08-10
Image Number: 131009
Caption: Boss took out half the light bulbs, told me to tell patrons it's for "ambience." #cheapskates. What are you doing? Working, boss. I'm tweeting about how lovely the ambience is here at the café. Oh. Well, ok. Carry on, minion. A boss will almost always believe a truthy lie. #worktips. When you're done, go turn the single-ply toilet paper into half-ply and reroll it.
     
19. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2015-02-25 workout 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2015-02-25 Pub. Date: 2015-02-25
Image Number: 123473
Caption: I need to figure out how to break it to my parents that I understand about death. What're you going to say? I'm going to sit them down and tell them that I understand our cat Magus died, and that's why her body stopped working. I'm going to explain that death is a natural part of life, and that they don't have to treat me like a baby. I get it. If they're still feeling upset, I'll offer to take them out so they can buy themselves a treat. If all else fails, ice cream.
     
20. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2014-12-07 workout 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2014-12-07 Pub. Date: 2014-12-07
Image Number: 119148
Caption: It's been a banner year for you, Rudy, and I'm glad I was part of it. What do you mean? In January, you almost quit to go find a better job. In February, Armstrong almost made you a partner in the café. In March, you almost started working out to get in shape for summer. In May, you almost finally started writing that novel you've always wanted to write. And through it all, I was there to taunt you and point out your shortcomings. I look forward to continuing our partnership in 2015! I almost thought of a really good comeback.
     
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