Who was president when you were born, Sadie? Did he wear a top hat, or was it a powdered wig? Did he wear knickers, or were they stockings? Very funny. You know what's even funnier? You probably couldn't name who was president when you were born even if your life depended on it. Without Googling it, I mean. Did your president wear wooden teeth? You're stalling and I see your thumbs tapping.
What's your earliest memory, Sadie? You cannot get under my skin, loser. Maybe I can help you figure it out: were people wearing powdered wigs, or were they wearing togas? Did they live in primitive huts or in trees? I'm not listening! Were they standing upright or swimming in primordial sea? You're about to be swimming in primordial soup.