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1. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2018-10-01 week 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2018-10-01 Pub. Date: 2018-10-01
Image Number: 174346
Caption: High School Slang with Brett Kavanaugh. Judge Kavanaugh, what does boof mean? Flatulence, of course. And Beach Week Ralph Club? I get sick from spicy food. Let's try a few more. What a woman's rack? It's the shelf where she keep her spelling bee trophies. A nice rack should be respected! Hmmm, I see. How about blowjob? It's when you and a girl blow the little fluffy things off dandelions together. I like blowjobs! Don't you? Uh ... wasted? Time not spend in church on Sunday. Gang bang? A group belch. Teenage boys do it. Sorry, this sounds like B.S. I'm afraid I don't know that term.
     
2. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2018-06-18 week 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2018-06-18 Pub. Date: 2018-06-18
Image Number: 172456
Caption: Americans Separated from their Decency. The country's remaining bit of humanity was forcibly removed last week, and is now being held in an abandoned box store. Allmart. Reporters find questionable conditions. Sometimes by losing your conscience, you win bigly. You're keeping our decency in a cage? No photos! the bible is invoked. As the Apostle Paul said, Lock up thy decency as thou would a camel at a Bethle-Mart. Experts sound the alarm. Forced separation from our conscience can cause trauma and even lead to national suicide.
     
3. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2017-11-20 week 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2017-11-20 Pub. Date: 2017-11-20
Image Number: 165451
Caption: Authoritarian Funnies. This week: "Kettling." During protests at Trump's inauguration, police used a tactic called "kettling": Rounding up a whole city block to make mass arrests. Anyone on the same block as a rioter is probably guilty of something. Now hundreds face felony charges call it the "trawling" approach to justice. Catch of the day! Journalist. Peaceful protester. Legal observer. Set garbage can on fire. It's like rounding up everyone at the supermarket because somebody slipped turkey bacon down his pants. If you're so innocent, what were you doing in the meat department? Why not apprehend entire cities? You are all under arrest for bank robbery! Justice served! Police line. Do not cross.
     
4. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2017-06-30 week 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2017-06-30 Pub. Date: 2017-06-30
Image Number: 160142
Caption: Cults of America. This week: The Market Liberation Army. The M.L.A. is led by the charismatic Charles Mansion, who claims to channel the late economist Milton Friedman. Free your trade and your soul will follow! Members live in a compound called Dow-Jonestown, where they are indoctrined with market fundamentalism. How do we know what to do, O chosen one? Talk to the hand ... the invisible hand! Let it lift your spirit and guide you in the ways of the holy profits. They develop paranoia about those on the outside. The evil minions of the anti-hand are everywhere. We must fight their public schools and post offices! These raiments made from Wall Street Journal editorial pages will protect us from their Socialism rays! Tyranny of the Poor. Reagan lives. Any skepticism is quickly quashed. I've been thinking bad thoughts, o chose one ... like maybe we should do something about global warm - Hush! The market works in mysterious ways. But it will always love you.
     
5. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2017-01-30 week 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2017-01-30 Pub. Date: 2017-01-30
Image Number: 154151
Caption: America banned from entering U.S. Upon returning from vacation, America is detained at JFK airport. This way, please. Man, you go away for a couple weeks and everything changes. The 241 year-old democracy is interrogated … We have reason to believe you're part Muslim. Why yes, I am! I'm all about freedom of religion. Why do you ask? ... and placed on a return flight. Sorry. President's orders. But-but ... nations of immigrants! ... rule of law! ... Yeah, yeah. Move along. Soon, in a refugee camp ... It's all so strange. They don't even seem to recognize me. Tell me about it, mate.
     
6. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2016-05-09 week 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2016-05-09 Pub. Date: 2016-05-09
Image Number: 143200
Caption: Four toddlers around the U.S. shot and killed themselves in one week in April. Ammo. Eh, shootin' happens. What would it take to make some people care? Breaking: Toddler finds gun, shoots other guns in dad's collection. At least four weapons dead, including a 2-year-old Magnum and 3-year-old AK-47. NRA Chapter Meeting. Why?? Sniff! Those young guns never had a chance. We must do something! Sadly, it's likely more will be shot. Fine, I'll support trigger locks! RIP Betty Beretta. Anything to stop this madness!
     
7. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2015-08-17 week 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2015-08-17 Pub. Date: 2015-08-17
Image Number: 131426
Caption: This week in That's Disgusting. Some California crops are being irrigated with wastewater from oil drilling and fracking. Hey, it's been treated and tested for some chemicals! It's brilliant! 1. Burn fossil fuels. 2. Cause climate change. 3. Dump fossil fuel wastewater on drought-stricken farms. (Don't worry about the effects on this guy!) On the bright side, think of the marketing opportunities! Petro-Produce. Lubricated lemons slide right into your drink! Combustible cantaloupe, exploding with flavor! Avoid open flame when slicing. "Benzene Ball" Clementines. I'm Benny! It'll spread like an oil slick ... and would you like a side of fries cooked in real crude, ma'am?
     
8. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2014-12-15 week 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2014-12-15 Pub. Date: 2014-12-15
Image Number: 120452
Caption: Thought experiment: Al Qaeda admits to torturing U.S. captives. How do American's respond? Taliban shocker. Rectal feeding of Navy Seals. I'm sure they were just patriots defending their caliphate! Army Ranger chained to ceiling, kept awake for a week. That's enhanced interrogation, not torture! An American was doused with water and left to die of hypothermia on a dungeon floor. Al Qaeda torture. In fairness, you have to consider the whole context of the time. U.S. troops say they were locking in coffin-like boxes and endured countless near-drownings. The Taliban says it was legal, so it's ok with me.
     
9. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2014-02-10 week 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2014-02-11 Pub. Date: 2014-02-10
Image Number: 107577
Caption: Now that I can get health insurance without working 40 hours a week, I'm free to spend more time with my grandkids. The translation. Obamacare to cost two million jobs. Economic disaster ahead? It's easy to make good news about the affordable care act sound bad. These cancer treatments are hell. New health law painful for thousands. May cause nausea, hair loss. Starting your own business means a lot of late nights. Sleep loss up for new enrollees. ACA enabling bad career choices. You know, I'm a lot happier now that I've left my evil boss behind. Protestant work ethic collapses. Some Obamacare enrollees are enjoying life.
     
10. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2014-01-13 week 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2014-01-14 Pub. Date: 2014-01-13
Image Number: 106384
Caption: Nation of Moochers. $17/hour. "[what} workers at the bottom of the wage scale would be earning if increased labor productivity were reflected in their pay, rather than in corporate profits, executive compensation and shareholder returns" - New York Times, 1/10/14. Sadly, we living in a nation of takers who prefer to siphon money from productive citizens. The corporate culture of dependence in action. Of course I deserve 350 times as mush as my minions! Time to teach these parasites there's no free lunch! Actually, this is on my expense account. Bonbon? Unfortunately, this might prove difficult. Tsk-tsk! 26 weeks of mooching off others is enough! Extend unemployment benefits now! But you've been mooching off me for 26 years!
     
11. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2013-12-30 week 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2014-01-03 Pub. Date: 2013-12-30
Image Number: 106037
Caption: Job Advice with Rand Paul. Unemployment benefits past 26 weeks do people a disservice. One job for every 3 seekers. People need to pull themselves up by their bootstraps and get moving. Foreclosed Galactabank $. It's important that Americans remain industrious. Box Sweet Box. They need to take the plunge back into the workforce! Splash!
     
12. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2013-11-04 week 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2013-11-05 Pub. Date: 2013-11-04
Image Number: 103731
Caption: The Democracy Scam. A recent study shows that many conservatives see the Affordable Care Act as a BRIBE. Give people health care, and they'll vote for you. Disgusting. Little do they realize the plot is far more sinister! It all goes back to 1787. But Mr. Madison, what it a representative tries to win votes by providing things people need? All part of my master plan MWA-HA-HA! Those original ideas spawned countless schemes. PSST! Wanna work a 40 hour week? Well, yeah, but- I will do this think. In return, you must VOTE. Today, this corruption is so entrenched, it is literally OUT IN THE OPEN! Madison Elementary. Vote Here.
     
13. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2013-08-19 week 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2013-08-19 Pub. Date: 2013-08-19
Image Number: 100741
Caption: Seems every entrepreneur wants to be a disruptor these days. Disruptor. TM. Our business model is totally disruptive, disrupting all the things that can be disrupted! Please fund me now. Finding smarter ways of doing things is cool … But is disruption necessarily for the better? Super Krap Mart. Krap Klub. We've disrupted small retailers and shuttered the downtown! WHEE! Is a world that changes faster and faster, throwing the economy into ever-greater chaos, even desirable? Mon 26. You're hired! Tues 27. You're fired. Wed 28. You're also fired. Note: The cartoon you've been reading has been replaced by DISRUPTOON. I am the future! You know you're being dropped from the strip next week.
     
14. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2013-06-24 week 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2013-06-25 Pub. Date: 2013-06-24
Image Number: 98659
Caption: Painfully Wrong. Must … Stop … The PAIN. Medical marijuana? I don’t THINK so, hippie! Pluck! BAH! If you can't afford health insurance, you don’t DESERVE painkillers! In pain, can't afford meds. Torture? Whatevs. I'm sure he's guilty of SOMETHING. We MUST stop abortions after 20 weeks, because the fetus could feel PAIN! Unscientific American. Womb Wanking. Scientific consensus says you're wrong. You people are a pain.
     
15. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2013-03-25 week 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2013-03-26 Pub. Date: 2013-03-25
Image Number: 95150
Caption: North Dakota recently passed a ban on abortion after the first six weeks of pregnancy - before many women realize they're expecting. Well, it looks like you're six weeks and one minute pregnant! Have some diapers. What other hoops will women soon have to jump through? In addition to receiving forced ultrasounds, women seeking abortion must spend a week socializing with mothers-to-be. Preggers Non-Alcoholic Bar & Grill. Abortion clinics only allowed in airspace above North Dakota. If a woman can't be bothered to take a rocket to an abortion station, maybe she shouldn't get one. Women must travel into the future to determine pregnancy status, then return to the past to undo having sex. Back to the Fetus. If a woman doesn't own a time-traveling Delorean, maybe she shouldn't be putting out.
     
16. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2013-02-18 week 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2013-02-19 Pub. Date: 2013-02-18
Image Number: 93809
Caption: Postal Service Of The Future. Here comes the mailbot! Finally. Remember when mail came six days a week instead of one? Oh yes, before Congress forced PRIVATIZATION … Those were the days! No contracts, not delivery fees, no excess mail charges … Close your eyes! Mail service commencing. Mail Master 8000. BOOM! Letter Lobber 9000. Chomp! ... No piles of ads for other mail services ... Compu-Carrier 9500. Pure Postal! Try Mail-Woo! Zip-e Post. Wiz-Delivery Sack-o-Mail.
     
17. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2013-02-04 week 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2013-02-05 Pub. Date: 2013-02-04
Image Number: 93238
Caption: Licensed to Share. Facebook and its photo-sharing app instagram have been asking some users for their driver's licenses in order to access their accounts. Impudent human with a pen name! You can ONLY be Archibald Schmuckfink! How much more intrusive can they get? Please upload two (2) dental x-rays, your baby footprints, a DNA sequence, and the contents of your diary. A forensics team will arrive at your home shortly. Please remain where you are. Instagram users will need to complete a survey to share photos. Do you like tacos? How many do you eat per week? Would you ever use an e-coupon to buy a taco? What do you think of Mexican people? Oh, you are Mexican. Actually, we knew that. Complaints about the new policies are dismissed by the company. With out many nostalgic photo filters, you can easily imagine a time before everything you did was tracked and sold to marketers!
     
18. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2012-12-10 week 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2012-12-10 Pub. Date: 2012-12-10
Image Number: 91029
Caption: Fiscal Cliff Funnies. Big box o' Krap. Fair pay now. You even think about starting a union, and I'll have you flogged. Here's the deal: We cut employee pensions and everyone in this room gets a $1 million bonus. If I were scheduled just one more hour per week, I could get health insurance! Tsk, tsk! Always looking at the glass half-empty, aren't we? The Daily Sputum. Budget battle: Cuts to social safety net ahead? Bah! If people just worked harder, they wouldn't need @#!^ entitlements!
     
19. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2012-10-08 week 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2012-10-09 Pub. Date: 2012-10-08
Image Number: 88530
Caption: Mr. Obama's Wild Ride. Or: Near-November Nausea. Obama's poll numbers are up! … But he bombs at the debate! But fact-checkers point out Romney lied. … But lots of people don’t care But the job numbers are up! … But falsehoods spread that the jobs report is fake! But there are only a few weeks left ... What could go wrong?
     
20. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2012-02-20 week 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2012-02-20 Pub. Date: 2012-02-20
Image Number: 89016
Caption: Slowpoke. RNC insiders discuss voter dissatisfaction with the Republican presidential candidates. What we need is Romney's 1% economics plus Santorum's church lady routine, in an appealing package … But how? Two months later. Ladies and gentlemen, I'm pleased to announce a new candidate genetically-engineered from the DNA of Rick Santorum, Mitt Romney, Hank Williams Jr. and a Woolly Mammoth: Buck Hunter! No fat chicks. Tv ads are quickly released. Pow! Condom launcher. 99%. I love lassoin' up Occupy Wall Street protesters and usin' condoms for target practice! The GOP base is ecstatic. I could have a beer with Buck! I mean, he's some sort of mutant hybrid, but he's one of us! Next week: Scandal - Buck made using stem cells!
     
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