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| Rudy Park |
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Darrin Bell |
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Rudy Park |
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2018-05-30 |
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2018-05-30 |
| Image Number: |
171959 |
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I've been playing around with deep fake technology. I took photos of everyone who ever bullied me … and I mapped them onto the little Sims in Simcity. Well, that's only the second most disturbing thing I've heard people doing with that tech. Every time they try to go home, I demolish their homes. Then they drive around in circles wondering what happened. HOJ. You don't think that's strange, do you? I don't judge.
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Darrin Bell |
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Rudy Park |
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2017-11-28 |
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2017-11-28 |
| Image Number: |
165441 |
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Today on the Ask Sadie Show, we'll be addressing one single topic: "Comeuppance." Specifically, we'll talk about how the tables have finally turned on men who've preyed on women for generations. It reminds me of the last time there was such a dramatic reversal of the social order. The place: France. The year: 1789. Great-great-great-great-great-grandma Sadie had just invented the guillotine. Ironically, she'd invented it as a new way to cut cake.
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Darrin Bell |
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Rudy Park |
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2017-10-28 |
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2017-10-28 |
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164164 |
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It's the Ask Sadie Advice Hour. "Batfan" in Dallas, you're on. What's your problem?! House of Java Cybercafe. My girlfriend is refusing to go see "Justice League" because she things Marvel's take on the genre is the only way to do it. How do I get her to be more open-minded and tolerant? You don't! Just become less open-minded yourself. You can't change other people, you can only seek vengeance upon them. Um ... Do you happen to have Doctor Phil's number?
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
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Rudy Park |
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2017-04-25 |
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2017-04-25 |
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157297 |
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The boys and I decided to get revenge on Congress by buying their web browsing histories. What "boys"? You have "boys," Mort? Of course. Every week I get together with fellow WWII and Korean War Vets, and we play poker, watch "Three Stooges" movie reels ... plot to retake government from the younger stupider generations ... There was a whole lot of stupidity in your generation's leaders too, Mort. Yes ... but our stupidity was a lot classier.
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
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Rudy Park |
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2017-03-08 |
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2017-03-08 |
| Image Number: |
155393 |
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Sadie, I just heard they discovered seven earthlike planets around a single star. Three of those planets are in the habitable zone, so they might just support life. I am just so excited! I guess what I'm asking you is … were you this excited when earth was first discovered? Almost as excited as when I first discovered vengeful retribution.
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
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Rudy Park |
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2017-01-28 |
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2017-01-28 |
| Image Number: |
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I just edited your Wikipedia entry. Whoopty doo. Tap tap tap tap tap. You'll be happy to know you are no longer the last of your kind, Sadie. Astronomers have discovered another supermassive black hole that expels nearly as much hot air as you do. You're now listed under "oppressive objects that burp out galactic gas." I will exact revenge at a time and place of my choosing.
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
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Rudy Park |
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2016-11-04 |
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2016-11-04 |
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You're on the "Ask Sadie" show. What's your problem?! Someone gave my toddler a cookie. Now that's all he'll eat. Excellent question. Reminds me of the time I was a small child. One day, eccentric old Adelaide Chestersmithe down the street fed me a marmalade cookie. I was hooked. Mother Cohen exacted revenge by feeding laxatives to Mrs. Chestersmithe's pet orangutan. To put it mildly, she got her point across: Never give anyone's kid a "treat" without permission. Um ... Ok ... Thanks.
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
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Rudy Park |
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2016-06-25 |
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2016-06-25 |
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You're on "Ask Sadie." What's your problem?! I met a lady a while back. We're both stuck in marriages we don't want to be in. We'd rather be together but we don't have the courage to end things. What do you mean "courage"? Ending things isn't "courageous," it's cowardly. Courage means not running from misery, but embracing it, becoming its master, and delivering it upon all those around you with vengeance. |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
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Rudy Park |
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2015-10-20 |
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2015-10-20 |
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134161 |
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Two years ago, during an special episode of the Ask Sadie show, our resident octogenarian asked readers for advice about how she can deal with her midlife crisis, Here is an actual reader letter: Dear Windbag, Have you thought about getting a four-legged friend? They can be very comforting in your lonely, declining years. - Antoine in Columbus. Excellent idea!!! I'd love to spend the last two decades of my life picking up poop. Especially since I have your return address. Advise Sadie (but be careful) at asksadie@rudypark.com. |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
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Rudy Park |
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2015-08-22 |
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2015-08-22 |
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Everything ok? Can I get you anything, Sadie? That's very nice of you to ask. That's not the inattentive service I've come to expect from you. What's your angle? What are you trying to pull?! It's only fair I warn you that I believe wholeheartedly in the "eye, nose, ears and mouth for an eye" doctrine. So tread lightly, nemesis. Can I get you a refill, Sadie? I will bury you. |
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Darrin Bell |
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Rudy Park |
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2015-06-07 |
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2015-06-07 |
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Ask Sadie. Actual questions from actual readers! Send your questions to asksadie@rudypark.com. Hello handsome SADIE, it's Timona here greeting you from Kiev, Ukraine. Yeah we are in great political turmoil right now, but I will let you in on a secret since we are old friends. Now is the best time for to invest in the Ukraine real estate. In 2005, for inspect, a 71 sq. meter abode sold for $7,500 US Dollars. Today it sell for at only $1,100 US Dollars. Lovely school for to nearby, as well as charming Mall within walking distance with has all the conveniences. Keep this amazing opportunity quiet. I only tell YOU because of that time we made that amazing connection. Your friend, Timona. Click here for to house buy. Excellent question. I get letters like this all the time ever since I publicly announced my email address. It reminds me of the time I hired a 17-year-old nerd to track down a spammer's true IP address, name, birthdate, physical address, and bank account number ... and shipped the spammer two tons of manure purchased with his entire life savings. It cost me a vinyl record, a Mountain Dew and a crate of Cheetos, but it was worth it. Ask Sadie a question (but be careful) at asksadie@rudypark.com |
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Darrin Bell |
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Rudy Park |
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2014-03-01 |
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2014-03-01 |
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108054 |
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That book was so cliché. Can you believe the butler actually did it? He did? Oh. I'm sorry. Had you not finished the book? Did I, the person you forgot to tip for the last five years, totally and completely ruin your whole entire day? I'M ABOUT TO TIP YOU LIKE A COW! I've read every book on your Amazon wish list. |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
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Rudy Park |
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2014-01-22 |
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2014-01-22 |
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106952 |
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This just in: Chris Christie still doesn’t know anything about the bridge closing. This just in: Lake Michigan burped up giant ice balls. This just in: Local news anchor about to have eggs thrown at car for interrupting "The Price is Right" to tell me that nonsense. Someone's got to pay. It pays to know when to stay perfectly still. |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
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Rudy Park |
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2014-01-06 |
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2014-01-06 |
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106936 |
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What's with this feast your brought me? I'm shocked that you would ask me that. Can't a person do something nice for someone she loathes more than death itself without having her motives challenged? Can't a person prepare a feast for her arch-nemesis without being suspected of lacing it with extra-strength horse laxatives? Should've asked you before I ate most of it. Can I get you a carrot, Mister Ed? Munch mun- |
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