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1. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2018-07-04 vanity 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2018-07-04 Pub. Date: 2018-07-04
Image Number: 172689
Caption: "What, to the American slave, is your fourth of July? I answer: A day that reveals to him, more than all other days in the year, the gross injustice and cruelty to which he is the constant victim. To him, your celebration is a sham; your boasted liberty, an unholy license; your national greatness, swelling vanity; your sounds of rejoicing are empty and heartless." - Frederick Douglass. "Where's my beer?" John Q. Public.
     
2. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2014-03-27 vanity 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2014-03-27 Pub. Date: 2014-03-27
Image Number: 109225
Caption: I knew you'd call me eventually. Know how I knew that? You didn’t know that. Stop acting so cocky. See? THAT'S how I knew. You're the kind of female who thinks she can fix every problem. You want to be the one to FIX me. In more ways than one.
     
3. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2014-03-02 vanity 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2014-03-02 Pub. Date: 2014-03-02
Image Number: 107548
Caption: I think having a child has made me a much less self-centered person. Dr. Noodle. I used to diet and hit the gym so I could look great, know what I mean? It was about vanity. But now I eat right and work out 'cause I'm hoping to live long enough to see my baby boy grow up, become a success, start his own family, buy his own home ... That shows a lot of emotional growth. I know. Sometimes when I hold my baby up in the air and gaze into his eyes, I tell him ... "Who's gonna take good care of daddy's affairs someday? YOU are! Who's gonna give daddy a comfortable room in his house when he's ninety? YOU are! ... Although another word for "growth" is "tumor." I take his silence as approbation. PhD.
     
4. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2013-11-16 vanity 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2013-11-16 Pub. Date: 2013-11-16
Image Number: 103803
Caption: "Narcissism" is being removed from the manual of mental disorders because it's become so common. What's that have to do with me? (Originally published on 2011-05-21).
     
5. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2011-05-21 vanity 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2011-05-21 Pub. Date: 2011-05-21
Image Number: 61001
Caption: "Narcissism" is being removed from the manual of mental disorders because it's become so common. What's that have to do with me?
     
6. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2009-03-11 vanity 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2009-03-11 Pub. Date: 2009-03-11
Image Number: 30803
Caption: New Orleans, 1719. The prophecy I found sayeth that the vampire who gives birth shall walk in the sun… …Shall fear no flame, and shall at last know the taste of garlic twisty bread. Oh, and she will rule over mankind. We are vampires, girl! I will not hear such heresy! Besides... ...We all know you just want to be able to see yourself in the mirror. What? Cannot a manpire tell a wompire joke anymore? This P.C. fuss maketh me batty.
     
7. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2008-08-17 vanity 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2008-08-17 Pub. Date: 2008-08-17
Image Number: 25790
Caption: I turned 30 the other day. That morning, I looked in the mirror and all of a sudden there was a bald spot. I looked some more, and all of a sudden there were lines on my forehead and at the corners of my eyes. I looked in the mirror again that night and I saw turkey neck. And jowls. Definitely jowls. Out of nowhere. And I looked closer, and my skin wasn't smooth anymore. That's when I realized... I see. You realized you've been in denial about growing older. I realized I need a new mirror.
     
8. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2007-01-29 vanity 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2007-01-29 Pub. Date: 2007-01-29
Image Number: 15956
Caption: On today's "Springer," people who watch uneducated losers on shows like "Springer" so they can feel better about their own wretched lives. D'oh.
     
9. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2006-02-15 vanity 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2006-02-20 Pub. Date: 2006-02-15
Image Number: 13019
Caption: Hi, Lemont. It's Roxanne. The crazy vegetarian chick you went on a couple of dates with 19 months ago. I'm wondering if you'd like to hang out, so I can tell you all about my many achievements since then, while pretending to give a @*$% about what you've been doing. It'll be just like old times. Also, why haven't you called?
     
10. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2006-02-16 vanity 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2006-02-20 Pub. Date: 2006-02-16
Image Number: 13020
Caption: You seemed put off last time, when I told you how lucky you were to be seen with me, Lemont. So I'm surprised you said yes when I asked you out. Veggieville. Hey, I figure we just got off on the wrong foot, Roxanne. I had nothing else to do tonight. You are a pretty interesting person. You look great in tight pants. So I figured, what the heck, let's give it another shot. I never pass up a free meal.
     
11. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2006-01-20 vanity 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2006-01-21 Pub. Date: 2006-01-20
Image Number: 12790
Caption: Is he staring at my bald spot?
     
12. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2006-01-06 vanity 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2006-01-06 Pub. Date: 2006-01-06
Image Number: 12671
Caption: What are you doing, Lemont? What's it look like I'm doing, Susan? See my hairline? I'm tracing it on my forehead with a permanent marker so I'll be able to tell if it's receding. Dios mio. What's that mean, anyway?
     
13. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2005-07-31 vanity 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2005-08-03 Pub. Date: 2005-07-31
Image Number: 11137
Caption: No matter how stupid you look dancing, you look more stupid not dancing.
     
14. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2005-05-02 vanity 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2005-05-04 Pub. Date: 2005-05-02
Image Number: 10356
Caption: Inflation's everywhere, Susan. It's screwing up my business. My overhead costs are goin' through the roof. What's a small-business owner s'posed ta do?…..
     
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