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1. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2019-02-04 value 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2019-02-04 Pub. Date: 2019-02-04
Image Number: 176251
Caption: What is the Center, anyway? It usually means Halfway between two parties … Party A is pro-poodle and and Party B is pro-pizza. If only a brave centrist would bring us poodle pizzas … no matter how stupid that is. What if the center meant helping the middle class? Howard Schultz should take a cue from Warren and be more of a centrist. Or scientific consensus? We must address climate change now! What a sensible moderate! Alexandra Ocasio-Cortez. Or defending the core American value of Democracy? H.R.I. Dem bill protects voting rights. Now that's totally centrist!
     
2. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2016-05-30 value 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2016-05-30 Pub. Date: 2016-05-30
Image Number: 144090
Caption: Intelligence Tests of Our Times. Earbud detangling. Crap. Grocery store math games. 89¢ each. Sale! 10 for $10. Cush Tush. Ti-D Bum. Guess I'd better buy ten of these! Easter egg hunting. I've clicked on the giraffe head five times and I still can't find it! Stoopid Safari 2. Menu. Language. Special features. Try highlighting the language menu, pressing right, then hitting enter on the guinea hen. Dishwasher Tetris. Nope ... nope ... nope ... aha!
     
3. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2015-12-28 value 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2015-12-28 Pub. Date: 2015-12-28
Image Number: 137271
Caption: Have you noticed? The size of some food packaging had been quietly shrinking over recent years. Half-gallon (64 oz) of OJ - Now only 59 oz! 8 oz of Hummus now 7 oz. Soup. 15 oz - weak! How will they cut corners next? Cheerio holes will grow larger ... And we'll get the "Swiss Everything" fad. Hole Wheat. Swiss Bread. Mom's Microwavables. Swiss Meatloaf. Three Musketeers bars will be subtly downsized ... 2 Musketeers. And big, crappy toys will be embedded in ice cream. Vinyl Gnome. Perhaps saddest of all, honeybears will slowly be dismembered. Honey. Honey. (This cartoon was originally published on 2010-11-01).
     
4. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2010-11-01 value 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2010-11-01 Pub. Date: 2010-11-01
Image Number: 86604
Caption: Slowpoke. Have you noticed? The size of some food packaging had been quietly shrinking over recent years. Half-gallon (64 oz) of OJ - Now only 59 oz! 8 oz of Hummus now 7 oz. Soup. 15 oz - weak! How will they cut corners next? Cheerio holes will grow larger ... And we'll get the "Swiss Everything" fad. Hole Wheat. Swiss Bread. Mom's Microwavables. Swiss Meatloaf. Three Musketeers bars will be subtly downsized ... 2 Musketeers. And big, crappy toys will be embedded in ice cream. Vinyl Gnome. Perhaps saddest of all, honeybears will slowly be dismembered. Honey. Honey.
     
5. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2007-01-01 value 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2007-01-01 Pub. Date: 2007-01-01
Image Number: 92338
Caption: Slowpoke. America: Back Office To The World! The dollar continues to plunge in value. Biggiebank. Goodbye, cruel world! We at Slowpoke peer into our crystal ball to see what's next for the U.S. economy! O magic ball … Speak to Swami Perkins! Soon, Americans will be providing tech support to Bangalore. Hello, this is, uh, Rajiv Chandrashekar. Can I have the product's serial number? In broken, Midwestern accented Hindi. I CAN'T UNDERSTAND YOU, YOU DOTLESS-HEAD! As the dollar sinks further, factories to make foreign goods sprout up in the rust belt. I can barely afford to feed my kids, and these Brazilians are buying @#! DANCING FRUIT HATS?! Dancing Headwear Inspector No. 12. Tourism surges, as people from all over the world can finally afford to visit. I used to drink cocktails all day at five-star hotels in your country! Please take us to Fifth Avenue so we can purchase some of your quaint native costumes!
     
6. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2005-01-01 value 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2005-01-01 Pub. Date: 2005-01-01
Image Number: 92671
Caption: Slowpoke. Fact: the chairman of the Corporation for Public Broadcasting is pushing right-wing programming on PBS. Look for these new shows coming soon! Antique Ideology Roadshow. A woman's God-given role is in the home baking snickerdoodles! That's very, very old philosophy dating well before the dawn of western civilization! It's value to today's conservative pundits: priceless! 123 Sesame Subdivision. Set in Ernie's McMansion in a gated community. Possible lover Bert has been replaced by Tammy, The Trophy Wife Muppet. Hey kids! If you think one of your friends is gay ... ... Have them call out 1-800-hetero hotline! Master Race Theatre. Re-creates dramatic highlights of modern conservative politics and civil rights. Tonight: "I Fraudius," featuring a rousing performance from Lois Herringbone as she plays a Florida elections official purging blacks from the voter polls. Cosmos 2005 the NEW science! And on day six of the cosmic calendar, God created dinosaurs and man! Day 4. Day 5. Birds and sea creatures. Day 6. Land animals and man. Note: May occasionally be interrupted by the howling ghost of Carl Sagan. NOOOOO!!
     
7. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2004-01-01 value 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2004-01-01 Pub. Date: 2004-01-01
Image Number: 92666
Caption: Slowpoke. Inspired by the patenting of the human genome, other companies follow suit. Ladies and gentlemen of the board, I'm pleased to announce that we've successfully won the rights to SNOW! GLOBOPLUNDIMAXX Industries. Snow TM. Pat. No. 54738419163. Or, as it will also be known, the Globoplundimaxx Flake! "Yes, with our climate manipulation technology we now OWN the white Christmas! If people want a magical holiday, they'll have to go through us!" (Sigh) I wish our mommy and daddy could afford snow. Wheee! This is the best Christmas EVER! "We'll sublicense to other nations who can form a cartel to keep prices high!" Oh behalf of all ze ski resorts in ze Alps, please bring ze cost down! Your pleading annoys me. I raise the price to $60 per kilogram! Finland. Sweden. Canada. Russia. Yes, free from the shackles of the public sphere, snow TM can finally bear fruit in the market, benefitting everyone! But our value creation doesn't' end there - we've got a patent pending on the third dimension! Just think of the royalties! Depth TM. Pat. No. 81276341742. GLOBOPLUNDIMAXX Industries.
     
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