I think the boss is going to replace me with a robot. Tap tap tap tap tap. Is the robot named "Karma"? I don't think so. Why do you ask? Isn't it obvious? You're always on your Me-phone. Or playing your Play-box or X-station or whatever. You have a robot vacuum cleaner and a robot car. And to take one look at you, it's almost certain you've got a robot girlfriend. If anyone deserves to be automated out of a job, it's you! Hold on ... I'm polling my Twitter followers on potential retorts.