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1. Cartoonist Jeff Danziger  Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons 2019-05-22 understand 
Cartoonist(s): Jeff Danziger
Comic/Cartoon: Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2019-05-22 Pub. Date: 2019-05-22
Image Number: 177737
Caption: Deutsche Bank Ignored Their Own Advisors to Loan to Trump. We went ahead and made the loans to Herr Drumpf even though we knew it was wrong. But you must understand … Vee vas only following orderz. Pils. Schultz. Pils BahnFrei …
     
2. Cartoonist Jeff Danziger  Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons 2019-02-20 understand 
Cartoonist(s): Jeff Danziger
Comic/Cartoon: Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2019-02-20 Pub. Date: 2019-02-20
Image Number: 176460
Caption: The Big Pierogi. Putin. Help me here, Igor, I don't understand … Trump hasn't shot one journalist yet. Igor fix. Igor like very much shoot journalists. P.
     
3. Cartoonist Jeff Danziger  Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons 2019-02-19 understand 
Cartoonist(s): Jeff Danziger
Comic/Cartoon: Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2019-02-19 Pub. Date: 2019-02-19
Image Number: 176459
Caption: Ms. Merkel Meets with Mr. Pence. Of course, Frau Merkel, you understand I could never have a beer along with a woman not my wife.
     
4. Cartoonist Jeff Danziger  Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons 2018-07-07 understand 
Cartoonist(s): Jeff Danziger
Comic/Cartoon: Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2018-07-07 Pub. Date: 2018-07-07
Image Number: 172837
Caption: Meanwhile, on Martha's Vineyard Nude Beach, Alan Dershowitz, Whizbang Harvard Lawyer, Can't Understand Why Everyone is Avoiding Him. Could It Be His Support for Trump Policies? Or What?
     
5. Cartoonist Jeff Danziger  Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons 2018-06-15 understand 
Cartoonist(s): Jeff Danziger
Comic/Cartoon: Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2018-06-15 Pub. Date: 2018-06-15
Image Number: 172401
Caption: New York Attorney General Sues the Trump Family Foundation. You don't understand officer, these are Trump. They can do anything they want. NYS. New York.
     
6. Cartoonist Jeff Danziger  Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons 2017-06-04 understand 
Cartoonist(s): Jeff Danziger
Comic/Cartoon: Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2017-06-04 Pub. Date: 2017-06-04
Image Number: 159000
Caption: Mr. Comey Will Have Nothing to Say. You don't understand officer, this is an emergency! Jared. Gag. Mueller.
     
7. Cartoonist Jeff Danziger  Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons 2017-03-25 understand 
Cartoonist(s): Jeff Danziger
Comic/Cartoon: Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2017-03-25 Pub. Date: 2017-03-25
Image Number: 156369
Caption: Form 1040. Department of the Treasury. Internal Revenue Service. U.S. Individual Income Tax Return. 2016. OMB No. 1545-0074. IRS Use only - Keep your greasy fingers off this space. For the year Jan. 1 - Dec. 31, 2016 (And thank God THAT's over!). 2016 ending. 20. See separate instructions. Your Name (Phonetic Spelling). Your Name Used on Dating Service (Attach Recent Photograph). Your Social Security Number. Your gang or mob name (Ex: Louise Pepperoniface, etc) Your Travel Name (Do Not Use Mohammed). Your Other Social Security Number. Address of Your House Before Foreclosure. Crappy apt. you moved to. Bass Ale! How about a cold one right now? (adv.) City, State or Exit from Jersey Turnpike (if you have foreign address, go there and wait for instructions.) Presidential Election Campaign. Checking Here Will Not Make a Damn Bit of Difference. You. Whatshername. Instructions: Drop Dead. Except for Canada, Canada still OK. Eh? Filing Status. Or Fling Status. (It is later than you think.) 1. Single (in the Republican sense of the word). 2. Married Filing Jointly (include all arguments). 3. Married Filing Separately (include sex of partner if you remember). 4. Head of Household (are you the person who sits with head in hands and wonders how you are going to feed all these mistakes, er dependents?) Enter names of dependents. Write small. 5. Qualifying widower. Enter golf handicap. Exemptions. See Publication EXX "Exemption to Exemptions to Exemptions". If more than four exemptions, or if some exemptions have four legs check here. 6a. Yourself. (That's right, you, stupid. If you are not yourself, who did you claim to be?). b. Spouse (or anyone who thinks they should be) (That's a funny word. "spouse") c. Dependents: 1 First name. Nom de plume or AKAs. Phonetic Social Security Number. Last known address? Does this dependent follow instructions? (See instructions). Boxes checked. No. of children who had live-in girlfriends/boyfriends. Had their divorced spouses living with you. You asked to leave but they had no place to go. Add numbers on lines above. (OK to use fingers). d. Total number of exemptions claimed (Round up to nearest 3/5's). Income. Attach forms here. Attach a couple of Andy J's while you're at it, to speed processing. Your ad here! Read by millions! Contact IRS Media. Helpful Hint. We are not going to give you any helpful hints. 7 Wages, salaries, tips, bottle deposits, bribes, free lunches, coins found in couch cushions. 8a Taxable interest. Attach Schedule B. If you don't understand, go to plan B. b. Tax-exempt interest. Much more interesting, isn't it? 9a Ordinary dividends. Nothing special, just Joe the Dividend. b Qualified dividends. Big Whoop. Trump's Rich Friends. 10. Taxable Refunds. Bank error in your favor. Pass GO, collect 200. 11. Alimony received (if that bum ever paid up). 12. Business Income or (loss). Use Schedule EZ come, EZ go. 13. Capital gain of (loss). Include your share of the national debt. 14. Other gains or (losses). Check box if you are just making stuff up. 15a. IRA distributions. b. Amount you had with Lehman. 16a. Pensions and annuities. b Amount with State of Illinois. 17. Rental real estate, royalties, partnerships (Use Schedule X to report missing partner). 18. Farm Income or (loss), Attach Schedule F (Do not include the funny farm). 19. Unemployment compensation (Amazing isn't it? You get taxed on this, too). 20a. Social Security benefits b. Taxable amount. 21. Other Income. (Bake sales, washing cars, baby-sitting, bingo games, don't hide anything). 22. This is your total income. Unless you are General Electric. If so write zero. Adjusted Gross Income. Remember you can file this form electronically, using your computer, and really mess things up. 23 Educator expenses (Spankings, noogies, butt-kicking). 24 Certain business expenses that you as a mere nobody have no business knowing about. Just keep moving. 25 Health savings account deduction. (May make you sick.) 26 Moving expenses. (See instructions). 27 Instruction tax. 28 Self-employment tax. 29 Self-enjoyment tax. 30 Penalty for early withdrawal (One-half of self-enjoyment tax). 31a Alimony paid. Rat out spouse's SSAN. 32 USSR tax (Useless Social Security Recipients). 33 Student loan interest (Do not include English majors). 34 Lack of interest in being a student. 35. Add up lines one to a million, divide by twice the total sum of your weight in Chinese running shoes. If greater than one-half of total something, go forth and multiply. 36. This is your adjusted gross income (Adjusted? We mean disgusted.) Now we can go to page two, tra-la. Last thought: Any money or thing of worth laying around? Better send it in. Just in case. Hey, you never know. Cat. No. 11320B. Form 1040 (2016).
     
8. Cartoonist Jeff Danziger  Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons 2016-05-22 understand 
Cartoonist(s): Jeff Danziger
Comic/Cartoon: Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2016-05-22 Pub. Date: 2016-05-22
Image Number: 143795
Caption: Trump Asking for Donations from the Wealthy. We understood you were self-financing. In fact that was the only thing we like about you. Make Trump Great Again and again and again and again. Make America great again.
     
9. Cartoonist Jeff Danziger  Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons 2016-04-05 understand 
Cartoonist(s): Jeff Danziger
Comic/Cartoon: Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2016-04-05 Pub. Date: 2016-04-05
Image Number: 141757
Caption: On the Campaign Trail. What the hell is the matter with these people? Don't they understand money? Don't they understand inevitable? Welc … to Wisco …
     
10. Cartoonist Jeff Danziger  Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons 2015-05-03 understand 
Cartoonist(s): Jeff Danziger
Comic/Cartoon: Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2015-05-03 Pub. Date: 2015-05-03
Image Number: 127346
Caption: Everyone So Excited about New Royal Baby. Naturally we have her down for the best schools and we'll be especially sure that she gets the best care ... Nothing is too good for her. As a parent yourself you must understand.
     
11. Cartoonist Jeff Danziger  Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons 2015-05-03 understand 
Cartoonist(s): Jeff Danziger
Comic/Cartoon: Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2015-05-03 Pub. Date: 2015-05-03
Image Number: 128848
Caption: Everyone So Excited About New Royal Baby. Naturally we have her down for the best schools and we'll be especially sure that she gets the best care … nothing is too good for her. As a parent yourself you must understand …
     
12. Cartoonist Jeff Danziger  Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons 2014-09-11 understand 
Cartoonist(s): Jeff Danziger
Comic/Cartoon: Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2014-09-11 Pub. Date: 2014-09-11
Image Number: 116602
Caption: Majoring in Semantics. I understand "no" means "no", and "yes" means "yes" … But what does "get lost you drunken slob!" mean? She thinks you're hot. Beer. College Inn. College T-Shirt.
     
13. Cartoonist Jeff Danziger  Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons 2014-08-28 understand 
Cartoonist(s): Jeff Danziger
Comic/Cartoon: Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2014-08-28 Pub. Date: 2014-08-28
Image Number: 115854
Caption: Lesson Number One at ISIS Training Camp for Radicalized Americans: Tying a Turban. Inshallah! Welcome ISIS Training Camp. I don't understand. If he wanted to kill his fellow Americans why didn't he just stay home and join the police? Hmmm …
     
14. Cartoonist Jeff Danziger  Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons 2014-06-08 understand 
Cartoonist(s): Jeff Danziger
Comic/Cartoon: Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2014-06-08 Pub. Date: 2014-06-08
Image Number: 112510
Caption: Senator Graham Sez: good morning, you have reached the offices of Senator Lindsey Graham. Please select from the following menu: If you would like to hear Senator Graham's current criticism of Sergeant Bergdahl, press one. If you would like to hear Senator Graham's opinion if Sergeant Bergdahl somehow turns out to be a actual hero and not the deserter we now think he is, press two. If Sergeant Bergdahl turns out to be a actual CIA spy on a secret mission, press three. If Sergeant Bergdahl actually escaped through a hail of gunfire and gets some sort of medal, press four. If Senator Graham's pal, Senator McCain changes his mind (and Senator Graham's mind), press five. If you can't understand what is going on and the whole thing is giving you a case of the vapors, just hang up and go vote Senator Lindsey Graham, the people's friend. Thenk yew. Ah believe ah will have another.
     
15. Cartoonist Jeff Danziger  Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons 2014-03-31 understand 
Cartoonist(s): Jeff Danziger
Comic/Cartoon: Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2014-03-31 Pub. Date: 2014-03-31
Image Number: 109721
Caption: Governor Christie Apologizes for Using the Term "Occupied Territories". I'm sorry Mr. Adelson, I'm so sorry. I'll never do it again, never. It wasn't my fault. I didn't mean to do it. You gotta believe me. I would never. It was a mistake. You gotta understand. Please believe me ... Christie 2016. Strong leadership! What do you think dear? Who's Bridget Kelly?
     
16. Cartoonist Jeff Danziger  Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons 2014-01-24 understand 
Cartoonist(s): Jeff Danziger
Comic/Cartoon: Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2014-01-24 Pub. Date: 2014-01-24
Image Number: 106966
Caption: America's Most Understanding Husband. That's ok, dear, I know you can't control your libido … Bill. $. First National Bank Trust.
     
17. Cartoonist Jeff Danziger  Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons 2014-01-23 understand 
Cartoonist(s): Jeff Danziger
Comic/Cartoon: Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2014-01-23 Pub. Date: 2014-01-23
Image Number: 106893
Caption: Assad's Friends. It is great to have friends who understand … A hundred thousand dead … half the country in ruins? Russia. Perfectly understandable, nothing we wouldn’t have done. China.
     
18. Cartoonist Jeff Danziger  Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons 2013-10-22 understand 
Cartoonist(s): Jeff Danziger
Comic/Cartoon: Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2013-10-23 Pub. Date: 2013-10-22
Image Number: 103166
Caption: Dick Cheney's New Book. My new book, all about how I survived heard disease with the most modern medical processes. HEART. Dick Cheney. And all paid for by the taxpayer 'cause I was working for the government! Hah! HAH! HAH! HAH! HAH! HAH! HAH! Oh, wait, that's a private Cheney family joke, not for public knowledge ... Not actually in the book ... You understand ... My bad ...
     
19. Cartoonist Jeff Danziger  Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons 2013-05-21 understand 
Cartoonist(s): Jeff Danziger
Comic/Cartoon: Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2013-05-21 Pub. Date: 2013-05-21
Image Number: 97277
Caption: Cameron's Tories Halt Investigation Into Murder of Russian Dissident Alexander Litvinenko. Putin the Terrible. I'm glad you understand - we can legally kill any Russian anywhere any time we want to … … Is old Russian law.
     
20. Cartoonist Jeff Danziger  Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons 2013-05-08 understand 
Cartoonist(s): Jeff Danziger
Comic/Cartoon: Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2013-05-08 Pub. Date: 2013-05-08
Image Number: 96842
Caption: Mark Sanford Wins in South Carolina. Well, I was in doubt, but that little Argentina firecracker made my knees knock, too … I know. An' if I hadn't of broken into my own ex-wife's house couple times I wouldn't have understood.
     
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