What've you been up to since college, Lemont? Oh, I became a journalist â€¦ had a kid, blah blah â€¦ but I wanna hear about you, Rudy. Grigori Rasputin. How've you been all these years? How's your Uncle Mort? Are you a Russian spy? Boop boop boop. How'd that stomach-tumble-translator startup you founded in the nineties go? Wait ... what did you say you became? What do they have on President Trump? How's your cat? Boop.
I'll tell you another way I'm living proof of natural selection … Ok. For 200,000 years, people have been primarily only been able to mate with people who speak the same language. But now that my phone translates what I say into any language on Earth, my dating pool has grown exponentially. What are you doing the rest of your life? Nenzani konke ukuphila kwakho? Yeah. that's gonna work.