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| Cartoonist(s): |
Mike Twohy |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
That's Life |
| Viewable Date: |
2018-05-30 |
Pub. Date: |
2003-04-11 |
| Image Number: |
3358 |
| Caption: |
Go figure! (Mathematician, speaking to another, stands at a chalkboard where he has written a long, complicated equation.) |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Signe Wilkinson |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Signe Wilkinson's Editorial Cartoons |
| Viewable Date: |
2018-05-07 |
Pub. Date: |
2014-11-12 |
| Image Number: |
118966 |
| Caption: |
Who cares that our kids' math scores stink? All they'll need … is to count to 21. Casino! |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Ann Telnaes |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Ann Telnaes' Editorial Cartoons |
| Viewable Date: |
2018-04-10 |
Pub. Date: |
2018-04-10 |
| Image Number: |
170502 |
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The A.G. should not have recused himself so I could have put a loyal person there. Total witch hunt. The FBI broke into my personal attorney's office. T. It's a disgrace. An attack on our country! Why don't I just fire Mueller? We'll see what happens. |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Rudy Park |
| Viewable Date: |
2018-02-26 |
Pub. Date: |
2018-02-26 |
| Image Number: |
168933 |
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You gave me the wrong drink. I demand a total refund!! Ok. Where's the drink? What do you mean? I drank it. I wasn't till I was done that I realized it was the wrong drink. The right drink leaves a different aftertaste. You can't finish the drink and then ask for a refund. That's now how it works. You didn't tell me that before I paid for the wrong drink. So that's on you. That's not how it works! |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Mike Peters |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Mother Goose and Grimm |
| Viewable Date: |
2018-02-13 |
Pub. Date: |
2018-02-13 |
| Image Number: |
168436 |
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This says the first recorded total eclipse of the sun was 2137 B.C. B.C.? … Before cable.
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Candorville |
| Viewable Date: |
2018-02-09 |
Pub. Date: |
2018-02-09 |
| Image Number: |
168184 |
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Daddy, why did the moon go away? Well, it's simple, son. You know about the sun? Uh huh. And the earth? Uh huh. Just as earth orbits the sun, the moon orbits the earth. When it's on our side of the planet, we can see it, but when it dips below the horizon, or when there's a total lunar eclipse or cloud cover, we can't. The moon's sleeping. Oh.
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Rudy Park |
| Viewable Date: |
2018-01-16 |
Pub. Date: |
2018-01-16 |
| Image Number: |
167378 |
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I'm making extra money offering services on that freelance jobs site exploitrr.com. What're you offering, little buddy? Book promotion? Logo design? Backup services. For just $5 per thread, I'll back you up in all your online arguments. I suspect you're going to make a killing. I'll post things like you sure told him! And you're brilliant, total stranger!
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Bob Thaves Tom Thaves |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Frank and Ernest |
| Viewable Date: |
2018-01-13 |
Pub. Date: |
2018-01-13 |
| Image Number: |
167269 |
| Caption: |
News. Ernie, the 11 o'clock report is an entirely new broadcast. It's not just the 5 o'clock report plus the 6 o'clock report. |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Matt Wuerker |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Matt Wuerker's Editorial Cartoons |
| Viewable Date: |
2017-12-22 |
Pub. Date: |
2014-04-15 |
| Image Number: |
110349 |
| Caption: |
Form WUT? Department of the Treasury. Individual Income Tax Return. 2013. Name, Last name. Social Security Number. Home address. City, state, ZIP. Filing status. 1. Single. 2. Married. 3. Married with kids. Income. 4. Wages, salaries, tips. Attach form TBH1040.4a. Other Income: Dividends, interest, farm, royalties. 5c. Fishing, gambling etc. Attach form J4F1099. Your total income. 6d. 7. Total from line 6d divided by (pi). 8. Multiply by maximum/minimum alternative tax. 8j. 9. Add WTF tax (See table 2M2H). 9s. 10. Divide by number of angels that can dance on the head of a pin. (See table LOL511). 10x. 11. If line 10x is greater than the number of Grants in Grant's Tomb, multiply by the time of day. 11b. 12. Put line 11b in, put line 11b out and shake line 11b all about ... 12j. 13. Turn yourself around, here's what it's all about! 13. |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Greg Evans |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Luann |
| Viewable Date: |
2017-12-21 |
Pub. Date: |
2017-12-21 |
| Image Number: |
165840 |
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The reality is, my uncle and your mom? Ain't gonna happen. He's a total bachelor and she's all about you. You're probably right. So! Let's talk about somethin' with hot, juicy potential! Tiffa … Ding. Meat loaf's ready!
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Steve Kelley |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Steve Kelley's Editorial Cartoons |
| Viewable Date: |
2017-12-05 |
Pub. Date: |
2006-10-19 |
| Image Number: |
15045 |
| Caption: |
More on the stunning news that America's population hit 300 million � after these messages from Viagra, Cialis and Levitra. |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Mike Peters |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Mike Peters' Editorial Cartoons |
| Viewable Date: |
2017-10-23 |
Pub. Date: |
2017-10-23 |
| Image Number: |
164200 |
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Mr. President … it's been a month and Puerto Rico is still almost in total darkness. How would you grade yourself? I'd give myself a 10. Press.
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Rudy Park |
| Viewable Date: |
2017-10-12 |
Pub. Date: |
2017-10-12 |
| Image Number: |
163643 |
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All right, you may tell me about your internet startup idea. It's revolutionary. You know how the only way to tell if you stink is to sniff your armpit? Continue … and you know how embarrassing it is when people you know catch you sniffing your own armpit? Continue ... and you know how apps like "Uber" let you summon total strangers to drive by and provide you a service? Stop right there.
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Rudy Park |
| Viewable Date: |
2017-08-23 |
Pub. Date: |
2017-08-23 |
| Image Number: |
161808 |
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Boss? Why'd a truck just deliver fifty boxes of kimchi to the café? It's just good business, minion. Did you know that before he was president, Donald Trump was known for failing at least as often as he succeeded? Six bankruptcies … Trump Airline … Trump Steaks ... Who else could manage to bankrupt a casino in Atlantic City? You never know if he's going to turn a winning situation into a total flop. Odds are 50/50 we'll see North Korean tanks rolling into town any day now, and you can bet they'll be manned by hungry troops. Opportunist!
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Gary Varvel |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Gary Varvel's Editorial Cartoons |
| Viewable Date: |
2017-08-21 |
Pub. Date: |
2017-08-21 |
| Image Number: |
161976 |
| Caption: |
Total Eclipse.
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Chip Bok |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Chip Bok's Editorial Cartoons |
| Viewable Date: |
2017-08-18 |
Pub. Date: |
2017-08-18 |
| Image Number: |
161953 |
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Steve Bannon Total Eclipse. New York Times interview. Email to Washington Post. American Prospect interview. Charlottesville.
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Rudy Park |
| Viewable Date: |
2017-08-14 |
Pub. Date: |
2017-08-14 |
| Image Number: |
161543 |
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If there were one place on earth you'd never visit, where would that be, Randy? Easy: That would be McMurdo Station, Antarctica, little buddy. Nothing encourages hot snuggling more than being marooned in an icy wasteland. That would be a total waste of my skills of seduction. No challenge. I'd never visit the Mariana Trench. People don't live anywhere near there, and it's the deepest spot in the ocean ... so there'd be no wifi and not even satellite internet could reach it. We should have our own travel show.
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Nick Anderson |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Nick Anderson's Editorial Cartoons |
| Viewable Date: |
2017-08-04 |
Pub. Date: |
2004-03-12 |
| Image Number: |
6746 |
| Caption: |
"Don't worry." You said. "touch screen voting can't be hacked." You said �. |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Mike Peters |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Mother Goose and Grimm |
| Viewable Date: |
2017-07-25 |
Pub. Date: |
2017-07-25 |
| Image Number: |
160526 |
| Caption: |
Tail chasing exercise. For a total workout, spinning class is the best.
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Darrin Bell Editorial Cartoons |
| Viewable Date: |
2017-06-22 |
Pub. Date: |
2017-06-22 |
| Image Number: |
159698 |
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North Korea's treatment of Otto Warmbier was a total disgrace. 15 - life for stealing pizza. Life for stealing two shirts. Hanged in cell. Sodomized w/plunger. Black inmates tortured by Chicago PD for decades. Starved of water in Sheriff Clark's prison. Died. Beaten to death by guards. Life for stealing socks. Life sentence for shoplifting $150 jacket. Inmates leased to private business as slave labor. Life for possession of 1 crack pipe. Boiled to death in shower by prison guards. Newborn left to die in Sheriff Clark's prison. 12-yr old shot by cops on sight. Thousands of unarmed executed on sight by "scared" police. Tortured to death by two holding cell guards while strapped to chair. Raped and sodomized by prison guards.
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