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| Cartoonist(s): |
J.C. Duffy |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Fusco Brothers |
| Viewable Date: |
2019-01-28 |
Pub. Date: |
2007-07-30 |
| Image Number: |
18090 |
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Where are you taking me to dinner, Lance? The sky's the limit, Gloria… The sky, or twenty bucks, whichever is lower. |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Candorville |
| Viewable Date: |
2019-01-11 |
Pub. Date: |
2019-01-11 |
| Image Number: |
175740 |
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I can't believe it's so cold all of a sudden. What ever happened to global warming, am I right? It's freezing today, in the middle of winter. That proves all those global warming scientists are total frauds. Stop trying to push my buttons! Science shmience.
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Candorville |
| Viewable Date: |
2018-12-28 |
Pub. Date: |
2018-12-28 |
| Image Number: |
175588 |
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Huh? What do you mean lost my mind? I read your article where you put Facebook on blast … You said they was givin' companies access to read, write and delete people private messages an' whatnot … but the next day, you sent me a private message sayin' Disregard my article, I was wrong and I'm a total fraud. What the -- I never wrote anything like that!! Your message said your alcoholism might make you forgetful.
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Mike Peters |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Mike Peters' Editorial Cartoons |
| Viewable Date: |
2018-12-20 |
Pub. Date: |
2002-11-14 |
| Image Number: |
1973 |
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The mercury is rising. You mean it's getting warmer? He's talking about fish. |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Mike Peters |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Mike Peters' Editorial Cartoons |
| Viewable Date: |
2018-11-27 |
Pub. Date: |
2002-06-25 |
| Image Number: |
1181 |
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GOP. GOP Campaign Contributor. $$. Sorry, because of your size, you'll have to buy two senate seats. |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Rudy Park |
| Viewable Date: |
2018-11-26 |
Pub. Date: |
2018-11-26 |
| Image Number: |
175160 |
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I agree with you Sadie. It's a total waste. What is? Facebook. It just sucks up your time, with the chatting and the updates and the Scrabble playing. Scrabble? People play on Facebook, or their iPhones, or casual game sites. Total waste. I love Scrabble! Hook baited. Internal conflict!
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Jerry Van Amerongen |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Ballard Street |
| Viewable Date: |
2018-10-24 |
Pub. Date: |
2007-12-16 |
| Image Number: |
20810 |
| Caption: |
Gloria's chair suffers a near total bolt failure. |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Ann Telnaes |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Ann Telnaes' Editorial Cartoons |
| Viewable Date: |
2018-09-12 |
Pub. Date: |
2000-01-01 |
| Image Number: |
1810 |
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(No caption). Mo walks past a large man drinking a "Grande" cola and a big woman carrying a shopping bag labeled "Plus Fashions". As she continues, she walks down stairs that parallel an up escalator that carries several large individuals. Signs on the wall include "Lose Weight Quick 1-800-Exerciz", "Eat Your Way to Thinness", "Dr. Atkins Hi-Fat Diet" and "In Case of Emergency Use Stairs". Mo continues past vending machines where a variety of large people are making purchases. She next comes to a fast food restaurants where patrons are indulging on a variety of large portions of diverse foods. Her walk continues past a newsstand that features a newspaper with the headline "US Population to Double in 2100" about which she says "No joke". |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Candorville |
| Viewable Date: |
2018-08-21 |
Pub. Date: |
2018-08-21 |
| Image Number: |
173655 |
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… So I kept crawling through the air duct, searching for a vent that'd lead me to a refugee in one of the President's baby jails. But every vent led to a different moment in time and space. A different atrocity. Air ducts sprawled and twisted and meandered in every direction. For miles. Maybe farther. My phone had long since died, and so there was no light. I was alone. I was lost. I almost gave up. But then, a whisper from somewhere in the void echoed along the cold metal ducts. t said Be still And listen of the cried of the child. Yeah, right. Since when do tiny kids cry when total strangers rip them from their parents? What? They had to have been coached. Bus.
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Candorville |
| Viewable Date: |
2018-08-12 |
Pub. Date: |
2018-08-12 |
| Image Number: |
173270 |
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Hi, Mr. Dogg. My name's Sidious Darkmoney. I'm urging you to call your representative and demand they pass H.R. 666 … also known as the Patriot Love Bunny Kitten Sunshine Act. What that act about, bruh? Silence, swine! I -- … um, I mean its about love of country, kittens, bunnies and sunshine ... all of which would benefit from the extermination of bunnies, the brutal slaughter of kittens, and the total deregulation of all toxic pollutants that blot out sunlight. Who you say you with again? Silence, swine! ... um, I mean ... I'm with the our-government-stooges-decided-we-don't-have-to-tell-you-who-we-are association. Wait ... ain't you the dude who called me last week to inform me the election been postponed?
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Mike Lester |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Mike du Jour |
| Viewable Date: |
2018-08-10 |
Pub. Date: |
2018-08-10 |
| Image Number: |
173268 |
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Security Clarence has a very credentialed resume … He's a former Star Ranger, a level-nine Prestige with over ten-thousand total kills and a Spartan level-five infinity archer … I'm pretty sure those are video game ranks. I know. The guy makes more than I do! Hee-yah!!
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Jerry Van Amerongen |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Ballard Street |
| Viewable Date: |
2018-06-15 |
Pub. Date: |
2007-09-11 |
| Image Number: |
20296 |
| Caption: |
Neil heard somewhere it was important to exercise your pet's brain as well. |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Ohio State Cartoon Library & Museum |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Ohio State Cartoon Library & Museum |
| Viewable Date: |
2018-06-13 |
Pub. Date: |
1921-08-04 |
| Image Number: |
5053 |
| Caption: |
Both golfers (writing down their scores): D--- that bird! Cheat cheat. 18. |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Mike Twohy |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
That's Life |
| Viewable Date: |
2018-05-30 |
Pub. Date: |
2003-04-11 |
| Image Number: |
3358 |
| Caption: |
Go figure! (Mathematician, speaking to another, stands at a chalkboard where he has written a long, complicated equation.) |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Signe Wilkinson |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Signe Wilkinson's Editorial Cartoons |
| Viewable Date: |
2018-05-07 |
Pub. Date: |
2014-11-12 |
| Image Number: |
118966 |
| Caption: |
Who cares that our kids' math scores stink? All they'll need … is to count to 21. Casino! |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Ann Telnaes |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Ann Telnaes' Editorial Cartoons |
| Viewable Date: |
2018-04-10 |
Pub. Date: |
2018-04-10 |
| Image Number: |
170502 |
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The A.G. should not have recused himself so I could have put a loyal person there. Total witch hunt. The FBI broke into my personal attorney's office. T. It's a disgrace. An attack on our country! Why don't I just fire Mueller? We'll see what happens. |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Rudy Park |
| Viewable Date: |
2018-02-26 |
Pub. Date: |
2018-02-26 |
| Image Number: |
168933 |
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You gave me the wrong drink. I demand a total refund!! Ok. Where's the drink? What do you mean? I drank it. I wasn't till I was done that I realized it was the wrong drink. The right drink leaves a different aftertaste. You can't finish the drink and then ask for a refund. That's now how it works. You didn't tell me that before I paid for the wrong drink. So that's on you. That's not how it works! |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Mike Peters |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Mother Goose and Grimm |
| Viewable Date: |
2018-02-13 |
Pub. Date: |
2018-02-13 |
| Image Number: |
168436 |
| Caption: |
This says the first recorded total eclipse of the sun was 2137 B.C. B.C.? … Before cable.
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Candorville |
| Viewable Date: |
2018-02-09 |
Pub. Date: |
2018-02-09 |
| Image Number: |
168184 |
| Caption: |
Daddy, why did the moon go away? Well, it's simple, son. You know about the sun? Uh huh. And the earth? Uh huh. Just as earth orbits the sun, the moon orbits the earth. When it's on our side of the planet, we can see it, but when it dips below the horizon, or when there's a total lunar eclipse or cloud cover, we can't. The moon's sleeping. Oh.
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Rudy Park |
| Viewable Date: |
2018-01-16 |
Pub. Date: |
2018-01-16 |
| Image Number: |
167378 |
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I'm making extra money offering services on that freelance jobs site exploitrr.com. What're you offering, little buddy? Book promotion? Logo design? Backup services. For just $5 per thread, I'll back you up in all your online arguments. I suspect you're going to make a killing. I'll post things like you sure told him! And you're brilliant, total stranger!
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