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| Cartoonist(s): |
Ann Telnaes |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Ann Telnaes' Editorial Cartoons |
| Viewable Date: |
2018-09-12 |
Pub. Date: |
2000-01-01 |
| Image Number: |
1810 |
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(No caption). Mo walks past a large man drinking a "Grande" cola and a big woman carrying a shopping bag labeled "Plus Fashions". As she continues, she walks down stairs that parallel an up escalator that carries several large individuals. Signs on the wall include "Lose Weight Quick 1-800-Exerciz", "Eat Your Way to Thinness", "Dr. Atkins Hi-Fat Diet" and "In Case of Emergency Use Stairs". Mo continues past vending machines where a variety of large people are making purchases. She next comes to a fast food restaurants where patrons are indulging on a variety of large portions of diverse foods. Her walk continues past a newsstand that features a newspaper with the headline "US Population to Double in 2100" about which she says "No joke". |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Candorville |
| Viewable Date: |
2018-08-21 |
Pub. Date: |
2018-08-21 |
| Image Number: |
173655 |
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… So I kept crawling through the air duct, searching for a vent that'd lead me to a refugee in one of the President's baby jails. But every vent led to a different moment in time and space. A different atrocity. Air ducts sprawled and twisted and meandered in every direction. For miles. Maybe farther. My phone had long since died, and so there was no light. I was alone. I was lost. I almost gave up. But then, a whisper from somewhere in the void echoed along the cold metal ducts. t said Be still And listen of the cried of the child. Yeah, right. Since when do tiny kids cry when total strangers rip them from their parents? What? They had to have been coached. Bus.
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Candorville |
| Viewable Date: |
2018-08-12 |
Pub. Date: |
2018-08-12 |
| Image Number: |
173270 |
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Hi, Mr. Dogg. My name's Sidious Darkmoney. I'm urging you to call your representative and demand they pass H.R. 666 … also known as the Patriot Love Bunny Kitten Sunshine Act. What that act about, bruh? Silence, swine! I -- … um, I mean its about love of country, kittens, bunnies and sunshine ... all of which would benefit from the extermination of bunnies, the brutal slaughter of kittens, and the total deregulation of all toxic pollutants that blot out sunlight. Who you say you with again? Silence, swine! ... um, I mean ... I'm with the our-government-stooges-decided-we-don't-have-to-tell-you-who-we-are association. Wait ... ain't you the dude who called me last week to inform me the election been postponed?
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Mike Lester |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Mike du Jour |
| Viewable Date: |
2018-08-10 |
Pub. Date: |
2018-08-10 |
| Image Number: |
173268 |
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Security Clarence has a very credentialed resume … He's a former Star Ranger, a level-nine Prestige with over ten-thousand total kills and a Spartan level-five infinity archer … I'm pretty sure those are video game ranks. I know. The guy makes more than I do! Hee-yah!!
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Jerry Van Amerongen |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Ballard Street |
| Viewable Date: |
2018-06-15 |
Pub. Date: |
2007-09-11 |
| Image Number: |
20296 |
| Caption: |
Neil heard somewhere it was important to exercise your pet's brain as well. |
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Ohio State Cartoon Library & Museum |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Ohio State Cartoon Library & Museum |
| Viewable Date: |
2018-06-13 |
Pub. Date: |
1921-08-04 |
| Image Number: |
5053 |
| Caption: |
Both golfers (writing down their scores): D--- that bird! Cheat cheat. 18. |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Mike Twohy |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
That's Life |
| Viewable Date: |
2018-05-30 |
Pub. Date: |
2003-04-11 |
| Image Number: |
3358 |
| Caption: |
Go figure! (Mathematician, speaking to another, stands at a chalkboard where he has written a long, complicated equation.) |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Signe Wilkinson |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Signe Wilkinson's Editorial Cartoons |
| Viewable Date: |
2018-05-07 |
Pub. Date: |
2014-11-12 |
| Image Number: |
118966 |
| Caption: |
Who cares that our kids' math scores stink? All they'll need … is to count to 21. Casino! |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Ann Telnaes |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Ann Telnaes' Editorial Cartoons |
| Viewable Date: |
2018-04-10 |
Pub. Date: |
2018-04-10 |
| Image Number: |
170502 |
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The A.G. should not have recused himself so I could have put a loyal person there. Total witch hunt. The FBI broke into my personal attorney's office. T. It's a disgrace. An attack on our country! Why don't I just fire Mueller? We'll see what happens. |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Rudy Park |
| Viewable Date: |
2018-02-26 |
Pub. Date: |
2018-02-26 |
| Image Number: |
168933 |
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You gave me the wrong drink. I demand a total refund!! Ok. Where's the drink? What do you mean? I drank it. I wasn't till I was done that I realized it was the wrong drink. The right drink leaves a different aftertaste. You can't finish the drink and then ask for a refund. That's now how it works. You didn't tell me that before I paid for the wrong drink. So that's on you. That's not how it works! |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Mike Peters |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Mother Goose and Grimm |
| Viewable Date: |
2018-02-13 |
Pub. Date: |
2018-02-13 |
| Image Number: |
168436 |
| Caption: |
This says the first recorded total eclipse of the sun was 2137 B.C. B.C.? … Before cable.
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Candorville |
| Viewable Date: |
2018-02-09 |
Pub. Date: |
2018-02-09 |
| Image Number: |
168184 |
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Daddy, why did the moon go away? Well, it's simple, son. You know about the sun? Uh huh. And the earth? Uh huh. Just as earth orbits the sun, the moon orbits the earth. When it's on our side of the planet, we can see it, but when it dips below the horizon, or when there's a total lunar eclipse or cloud cover, we can't. The moon's sleeping. Oh.
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Rudy Park |
| Viewable Date: |
2018-01-16 |
Pub. Date: |
2018-01-16 |
| Image Number: |
167378 |
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I'm making extra money offering services on that freelance jobs site exploitrr.com. What're you offering, little buddy? Book promotion? Logo design? Backup services. For just $5 per thread, I'll back you up in all your online arguments. I suspect you're going to make a killing. I'll post things like you sure told him! And you're brilliant, total stranger!
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Bob Thaves Tom Thaves |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Frank and Ernest |
| Viewable Date: |
2018-01-13 |
Pub. Date: |
2018-01-13 |
| Image Number: |
167269 |
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News. Ernie, the 11 o'clock report is an entirely new broadcast. It's not just the 5 o'clock report plus the 6 o'clock report. |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Matt Wuerker |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Matt Wuerker's Editorial Cartoons |
| Viewable Date: |
2017-12-22 |
Pub. Date: |
2014-04-15 |
| Image Number: |
110349 |
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Form WUT? Department of the Treasury. Individual Income Tax Return. 2013. Name, Last name. Social Security Number. Home address. City, state, ZIP. Filing status. 1. Single. 2. Married. 3. Married with kids. Income. 4. Wages, salaries, tips. Attach form TBH1040.4a. Other Income: Dividends, interest, farm, royalties. 5c. Fishing, gambling etc. Attach form J4F1099. Your total income. 6d. 7. Total from line 6d divided by (pi). 8. Multiply by maximum/minimum alternative tax. 8j. 9. Add WTF tax (See table 2M2H). 9s. 10. Divide by number of angels that can dance on the head of a pin. (See table LOL511). 10x. 11. If line 10x is greater than the number of Grants in Grant's Tomb, multiply by the time of day. 11b. 12. Put line 11b in, put line 11b out and shake line 11b all about ... 12j. 13. Turn yourself around, here's what it's all about! 13. |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Greg Evans |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Luann |
| Viewable Date: |
2017-12-21 |
Pub. Date: |
2017-12-21 |
| Image Number: |
165840 |
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The reality is, my uncle and your mom? Ain't gonna happen. He's a total bachelor and she's all about you. You're probably right. So! Let's talk about somethin' with hot, juicy potential! Tiffa … Ding. Meat loaf's ready!
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Steve Kelley |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Steve Kelley's Editorial Cartoons |
| Viewable Date: |
2017-12-05 |
Pub. Date: |
2006-10-19 |
| Image Number: |
15045 |
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More on the stunning news that America's population hit 300 million � after these messages from Viagra, Cialis and Levitra. |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Mike Peters |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Mike Peters' Editorial Cartoons |
| Viewable Date: |
2017-10-23 |
Pub. Date: |
2017-10-23 |
| Image Number: |
164200 |
| Caption: |
Mr. President … it's been a month and Puerto Rico is still almost in total darkness. How would you grade yourself? I'd give myself a 10. Press.
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Rudy Park |
| Viewable Date: |
2017-10-12 |
Pub. Date: |
2017-10-12 |
| Image Number: |
163643 |
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All right, you may tell me about your internet startup idea. It's revolutionary. You know how the only way to tell if you stink is to sniff your armpit? Continue … and you know how embarrassing it is when people you know catch you sniffing your own armpit? Continue ... and you know how apps like "Uber" let you summon total strangers to drive by and provide you a service? Stop right there.
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Rudy Park |
| Viewable Date: |
2017-08-23 |
Pub. Date: |
2017-08-23 |
| Image Number: |
161808 |
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Boss? Why'd a truck just deliver fifty boxes of kimchi to the café? It's just good business, minion. Did you know that before he was president, Donald Trump was known for failing at least as often as he succeeded? Six bankruptcies … Trump Airline … Trump Steaks ... Who else could manage to bankrupt a casino in Atlantic City? You never know if he's going to turn a winning situation into a total flop. Odds are 50/50 we'll see North Korean tanks rolling into town any day now, and you can bet they'll be manned by hungry troops. Opportunist!
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