Heavenly father, should I preside over a gay wedding even if it means half my congregation will quit in protest? Should I lead my flock to the right side of history â€¦ Reverend of the Year 2000 â€¦ even if the sheep that put the most in the collection plate feel cozy on the wrong side? Give me a sign, heavenly father ... So you're saying I should ponder on this a few more years.
Meanwhile, across town … "Donations are down because it's summer, and when people go on vacation … " … Their donations go with them." "I've been praying on it long and hard, Rollo. I didn’t even get dressed yesterday; spent all day in my prayer closet, in my Underoos. "Don't put that part in the letter. Just tell them tithing is good for the soul." ... Oh.