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Cartoonist(s): |
Nina Paley |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Fluff |
Viewable Date: |
2010-02-17 |
Pub. Date: |
1998-01-08 |
Image Number: |
876 |
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Checkers, I've been so depressed ever since Snark got that job as the "Wildcat" mascot. Don't worry about it, Sasha. Don't worry about it?! Not only has she sold out, but she's also so busy I never get to see her! "Sniff" It's like I … I've… I've lost my best friend! Sob. Sasha, she's right here! Wha--Snark?! Se subcontracted the mascot work to me! |
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Cartoonist(s): |
Nina Paley |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Fluff |
Viewable Date: |
2010-01-01 |
Pub. Date: |
1998-10-21 |
Image Number: |
3617 |
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When the calendar turns to the year 2000, all your computers will crash!! Why the year 2000, Millennium Bug? It's so arbitrary. Arbitrary? Yeah, say I start counting at some significant year, like when my human was born… that'd make this the year 10000000000000000000000000! How do you figure? Base one! |
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Cartoonist(s): |
Nina Paley |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Fluff |
Viewable Date: |
2009-12-28 |
Pub. Date: |
1998-10-22 |
Image Number: |
3618 |
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Come the year 2000, computers will think it's the year 1900! So? Computers didn't exist then! Wow! I'll bet most computers are totally unprepared for an existential dilemma! Yeah! How you you feel if you didn't exist? |
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Cartoonist(s): |
Nina Paley |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Fluff |
Viewable Date: |
2009-10-28 |
Pub. Date: |
1998-03-12 |
Image Number: |
1467 |
Caption: |
Toxic Waste Bad. Not in My Backyard. Baby Alligators Against Toxic Waste. You don't understand what a great opportunity this is! It's simple economics! It has to stay buried for a million years, so if we charge just 5 dollars a year, we clear five million dollars! It's like winning the lottery! I gotta get him into my casino, |
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Cartoonist(s): |
Nina Paley |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Fluff |
Viewable Date: |
2009-10-02 |
Pub. Date: |
1998-03-06 |
Image Number: |
1445 |
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Here Kitty! Good Kitty! C'mon … Oh, well, I don't have time for this …. Hey, wait! Where are you going?? |
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Cartoonist(s): |
Nina Paley |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Fluff |
Viewable Date: |
2009-09-09 |
Pub. Date: |
1998-02-26 |
Image Number: |
1422 |
Caption: |
I'm obviously more dinosaur than you! No! Me! I'm a dinosaur! Eep! Who cares? People rule the earth now! Like my master! People? Hah! For an eye-blink! Where will they be in a hundred million years? My master … No! Me! I rule! Eep! They're all arguing over second place. |
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Cartoonist(s): |
Nina Paley |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Fluff |
Viewable Date: |
2009-07-29 |
Pub. Date: |
1998-02-17 |
Image Number: |
941 |
Caption: |
I've been working out constantly for weeks. Clank! Clonk! But now that I've sculpted my physique into a veritable masterpiece, I think it's time for a well-deserved break! After all, what's the worst that could happen? Fssssss…. |
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Cartoonist(s): |
Nina Paley |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Fluff |
Viewable Date: |
2009-03-18 |
Pub. Date: |
1998-01-16 |
Image Number: |
888 |
Caption: |
Get out of the freezer, Checkers! It's time to go back to the vet! Oh no! It's still the present I'm doomed! Like I thought, this lump is nothing serious. Just matted fur. Ah … ah… achoo! He seems to have caught a cold, though. |
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Cartoonist(s): |
Nina Paley |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Fluff |
Viewable Date: |
2009-03-12 |
Pub. Date: |
1998-01-13 |
Image Number: |
885 |
Caption: |
I've got cancer! I gotta do something! I know -- I'll freeze myself! Freezdaire…. And when I'm thawed in the future, they'll have the cure! |
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Cartoonist(s): |
Nina Paley |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Fluff |
Viewable Date: |
2009-02-06 |
Pub. Date: |
1998-02-10 |
Image Number: |
934 |
Caption: |
Treasury of Holidays. Human Edition. Ah, here's why your human is sad … Every year on February 14th, each human's mate is supposed to give them special treats! But humans don't have a mating season! They pair off randomly! What if they don't have a mate then?! We should do something about that ... Ahem... Readers - Do you have friends who are single? Given them a call! Send them a card! Pop it in the mail today and they should get it be Valentine's Day! |
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Cartoonist(s): |
Nina Paley |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Fluff |
Viewable Date: |
2008-08-11 |
Pub. Date: |
1997-12-12 |
Image Number: |
845 |
Caption: |
See? See?? "Meteor to Hit Earth"! Hey, wait a minute … It says here, "In the next million years"! Whew! What a relief! Million years … ha ha … whew… Uh … What's that in dog years? |
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Cartoonist(s): |
Nina Paley |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Fluff |
Viewable Date: |
2008-07-29 |
Pub. Date: |
1997-12-10 |
Image Number: |
843 |
Caption: |
Checkers, what are you doing? Dig Dig Dig. I'm digging a … pant … Bomb Shelter! Not much time before the … gasp … meteor hits the earth! I guess I'd better live life to its fullest, then! ZZZZ… |
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Cartoonist(s): |
Nina Paley |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Fluff |
Viewable Date: |
2008-05-19 |
Pub. Date: |
1997-11-21 |
Image Number: |
824 |
Caption: |
I had a terrible nightmare! All the homeless were rounded up and force-sterilized. Then, if they weren't "claimed" by a certain time, they were put to death! But the creepiest part is it was called "The Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Humans." |
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Cartoonist(s): |
Nina Paley |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Fluff |
Viewable Date: |
2008-03-06 |
Pub. Date: |
1997-10-01 |
Image Number: |
794 |
Caption: |
Elba A. Alligator. Pet Psychiatrist. I think you need therapy, Sasha. Ok …Now, why are you depressed? Well … It's like no one really cares! Like everyone's just trying to get something from me, you know? Psychiatric Help $180.00/Hr. Tic Tic Tic. Current Charges $137.59. Hmmm ... Let's explore these delusions of yours. |
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Cartoonist(s): |
Nina Paley |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Fluff |
Viewable Date: |
2003-04-24 |
Pub. Date: |
1998-10-24 |
Image Number: |
3620 |
Caption: |
Airplanes crashing! Stock market in turmoil! Bla Bla Bla This "Millennium Bug" is saying some disturbing things! Yeah, I'm having a hard time sleeping! Financial catastrophe! Billions to fix! Miles of red tape! We can't just ignore the problem. We have to actually do something. Guess so... Thanks. My pleasure. Clank! |
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Cartoonist(s): |
Nina Paley |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Fluff |
Viewable Date: |
2003-04-24 |
Pub. Date: |
1998-11-09 |
Image Number: |
3636 |
Caption: |
Hey, if we turn the Scrabble letters over, they're all blanks! We can spell anything we want! SCRABBLE Much later… Wake me up when you decide on a word. I've got it narrowed down to 17 really great ones! |
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Cartoonist(s): |
Nina Paley |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Fluff |
Viewable Date: |
2003-04-24 |
Pub. Date: |
1998-11-12 |
Image Number: |
3639 |
Caption: |
I don't know how you managed to fit in all those sheep, Sasha… How many are there? I don't know… Every time I try counting them, I fall asleep! |
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Cartoonist(s): |
Nina Paley |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Fluff |
Viewable Date: |
2003-04-24 |
Pub. Date: |
1998-11-16 |
Image Number: |
3643 |
Caption: |
Meow! Meow! Meow! Sasha, I just fed you an hour ago! That's two weeks in cat years! |
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Cartoonist(s): |
Nina Paley |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Fluff |
Viewable Date: |
2003-04-24 |
Pub. Date: |
1998-11-20 |
Image Number: |
3647 |
Caption: |
We've finished dinner, and now our human won't feed us again 'til morning! Sasha Snark I'll just set all the clock's in the house forward a few hours, so we'll be fed at a more reasonable time. …So I got to work and it was 3:00 in the morning! … But very happy cats make it all worthwhile! Sasha Burp! |
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Cartoonist(s): |
Nina Paley |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Fluff |
Viewable Date: |
2003-04-24 |
Pub. Date: |
1998-11-23 |
Image Number: |
3650 |
Caption: |
This is my new dimensional transporter! Wanna go to another dimension? You mean like the sixth dimension, where strange creatures dwell in bizarre surroundings? I couldn't afford that model. This only goes to the first dimension, where everything's pointy. |
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