This is my new dimensional transporter! Wanna go to another dimension? You mean like the sixth dimension, where strange creatures dwell in bizarre surroundings? I couldn't afford that model. This only goes to the first dimension, where everything's pointy.
Hey, Snark--I just finished my time machine! Let's go to ancient Egypt! Time machine. I wonder why cats first came to Egyptâ€¦Did they know that humans there would worship them? Was it some mystical sense of destiny?? Oh, I see--look at all that sand! Dig dig.
Our human works too much. She barely has time to feed us before rushing off. It's all of the fault of the industrial revolution! In the old days, a human would be home more, so she could pet the cat! That's it! I'll come up with a scheme to reverse the industrial revolution! Of course, It'd be easier just to get our human fired.