Minnie, you'll never guess what happened today!! If I had to guess, somehow you got your head stuck in a swear jar … How could you possibly know that? There's a thirty-five cents in your right nostril.
Mike du Jour
It's bedtime, son!!! Awww mom!!! Santa won't visit little boys who aren't asleep … I'm thirty-five mom. Why can't you treat me like an adult? I asked Santa the same thing.