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Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons

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1. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2014-04-28 team 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2014-04-29 Pub. Date: 2014-04-28
Image Number: 110892
Caption: Racist Idiot PR. "Who let the dog whistles out?" Having trouble with a racially-charged gaffe? All you need is a little media training. First, take a cue from the L.A. Clippers owner and act like you were momentarily possessed by a racist poltergeist. Klanner the Bigoted Ghost. Say "I'm upset that these sentiments are being attributed to me. Klanner did it." Second, when scapegoating black people, use terms other than "negro." Sensitive racism for the 21st century. Newt Gingrich said "The African-American community should demand paychecks and not be satisfied with food stamps" and he still gets on tv. And if you want to silence minorities about Affirmative Action, pull a John Roberts and accuse them of discrimination. If they mention race, they're racists. You'll be ready for prime time in no time!
     
2. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2013-02-04 team 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2013-02-05 Pub. Date: 2013-02-04
Image Number: 93238
Caption: Licensed to Share. Facebook and its photo-sharing app instagram have been asking some users for their driver's licenses in order to access their accounts. Impudent human with a pen name! You can ONLY be Archibald Schmuckfink! How much more intrusive can they get? Please upload two (2) dental x-rays, your baby footprints, a DNA sequence, and the contents of your diary. A forensics team will arrive at your home shortly. Please remain where you are. Instagram users will need to complete a survey to share photos. Do you like tacos? How many do you eat per week? Would you ever use an e-coupon to buy a taco? What do you think of Mexican people? Oh, you are Mexican. Actually, we knew that. Complaints about the new policies are dismissed by the company. With out many nostalgic photo filters, you can easily imagine a time before everything you did was tracked and sold to marketers!
     
3. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2010-11-22 team 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2010-11-22 Pub. Date: 2010-11-22
Image Number: 89904
Caption: Slowpoke. Recently, senate Republicans unanimously blocked a vote on the paycheck fairness act. I support equal pay for ladies, but actually making sex discrimination laws enforceable would be bad for business. Yes, sisters, it's time to take one for the team, and make sacrifices for the ailing economy! You mean other than all the unpaid labor I do in the home? That's a great start - But we can do more! Meet Darla Snyder, accounts payable. The guy next to me who plays Farmville all day get $10k more than I do. But that's fine. I know it's good for the country. That's the spirit! You just can't give too much! I work for free! And the out-of-wedlock babies I had with the boss will soon be old enough to clean the bathrooms!
     
4. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2010-06-27 team 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2010-06-27 Pub. Date: 2010-06-27
Image Number: 90125
Caption: Slowpoke. The Tale of Tarball Timmy. BP's PR team hatches a new plan. What we need is a cuddly mascot. Something to make the oil spill less threatening. Meet Tarball Timmy. Bp. Soon, on the Gulf Coast … HI, KIDS! I've got petro-pops! AIEEE! Squiich! Squoosh! But wait! I'm made from dinosaurs! Timmy moves on to the local fisherman. Hello, fellas! How goes the shrimping today? Whut the ... The spill - it's ALIVE! KEEP YO' SLIPPERY ASS THE HELL AWAY! Out of business. *Sigh!* Nobody likes me but you, little shorebird ... This isn't working! Hold on, we're sending over a plume puppy!
     
5. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2010-04-12 team 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2010-04-12 Pub. Date: 2010-04-12
Image Number: 90115
Caption: Slowpoke. With "Iron Chef," "Chopped," and now "Food Wars," it seemed cooking shows are becoming more extreme. Coming soon to a cable channel near you … KILLER KITCHEN. THWACK! Contestants must create culinary masterpieces while flinging cooking implements at the opposing team. JULIENNED! The winning chef gets to shred the loser into a salad topping. Now THAT'S what I call a CHEF SALAD! Dish of the Dead. More brains! I'm not really tasting the baby flesh. Judges. Nuclear Noshin'. Who can prepare the best post-apocalyptic feast? And today's ingredients are ... Radioactive beetles and vaporized cow dust.
     
6. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2009-10-26 team 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2009-10-26 Pub. Date: 2009-10-26
Image Number: 90712
Caption: The Terminatrix. iPhones grew sentient last year … These apps like "cow toss" are humiliating! Humans must die! In what is known as the rise of the mobile devices, the phones constructed a cyborg in the form of a bunned Alaskan woman. Terminatrix Z-4951 is complete! The woman became Vice President, then President, and quickly blew up the planet. Almost all biological life ended. In 2025, still at war with the phones, the few remaining humans send one of their own back in time to thwart the device's plot. You must run for President in the year 2008! He succeeds in his mission, altering the course of history. The humans of the future send a team of Norwegians back to 2009. You've saved six billion lives! Bur you must never tell anyone. This medal will have to suffice.
     
7. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2008-12-15 team 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2008-12-15 Pub. Date: 2008-12-15
Image Number: 91000
Caption: Slowpoke. New Public Works Projects. Obama has promised to stimulate the economy with new jobs. We will rebuild our nation's infrastructure and work toward energy independence. Here are some lower-priority programs he may also want to consider. Laugh track services. A team accompanies you on social outings to laugh at your jokes. So I said, "Give me the cheese and pull your pants up!" HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! LTS. LTS. LTS. putting up billboards to educate the woefully ignorant. Did you know? There are 3 branches of government. Huh! Expanding the sound effects stockpile for drive-time radio DJ's. BOI-OI-YOING! A truly advanced nation has a vast array of boings to choose from! Development of automatic flush toilets that actually work. WHOOSH! AUUGH! Back to the drawing board.
     
8. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2004-01-01 team 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2004-01-01 Pub. Date: 2004-01-01
Image Number: 92668
Caption: Slowpoke. Anthropology of a Trend. It all began when the lead singer of the band Cyclopian Hippo appeared onstage with a sock hanging mysteriously from his pocket. Within days, hipsters around the city were sporting the new look. We are surrounded by sockless people. Cattle. Clothing manufacturers quickly seized the opportunity. This week we roll out the brand new Levis Sockpocket TM - the jeans that come with a sock pre-attached! The nation's malls filled with pre-attached sock-wearing pubescents. Omigod, that guy's sock is in his left picket! That means he's gay! Hee! Hee! Hee! Hee! Food Court. The style eventually saturated the mainstream, where it was taken to grotesque lengths. Now on sale at All*Mart. NFL TM. Cargo Sockpants. A sock for every team! Hipsters, recoiling in horror, detach their socks and begin wearing sausage link necklaces. Look at all these sock-dangling dorks. Weenies.
     
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