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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Candorville |
| Viewable Date: |
2018-10-06 |
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2018-10-06 |
| Image Number: |
174293 |
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So … you took it pretty hard when Judge Boosie Groperman got confirmed for the state Supreme Court. No I didn't. It's just … his supporters kept saying a man shouldn't be held responsible for what he did when he was seventeen. They got their way. And that sent a message. That's all I'm saying. I still don't agree that we should put all 17-year-olds on house arrest, Lemont. They got the green light. It's us against them, now.
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Candorville |
| Viewable Date: |
2018-10-01 |
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2018-10-01 |
| Image Number: |
174288 |
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Sir, I saw you assigned the Judge Groperman account to Dick Fink. That's my account, sir. Why would you do that? Now that Groperman's been accused of attacking a woman, I thought maybe you would be more comfortable not handling his P.R. campaign. I see. Are you sure it's not because you're afraid I'll sabotage the campaign to make sure the state senate rejects his nomination? Yayle. I would never even think of doing such a thing. Clearly not. All cretins are innocent until proven guilty.
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Candorville |
| Viewable Date: |
2017-04-05 |
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2017-04-05 |
| Image Number: |
156467 |
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I'm heading to DC to report on the Democratic party's filibuster against that judge Trump's appointed to the stolen Supreme Court seat. And then I'm going to cover how they all boldly signed on to Bernie Sanders' Medicare-for-All bill. Wait … are you being sarcastic? Then I'm going to cover their stunning refusal to accept any more Wall Street bribes.
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Candorville |
| Viewable Date: |
2016-11-16 |
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2016-11-16 |
| Image Number: |
151018 |
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At a run-down bar in Canada, Lemont runs into himself from an alternate reality. In 2013, the Supreme Court gutted the Voting Rights Act … because racism was over. Three years later, America elects a white supremacist sympathizer for president. On the bright side, now I don't feel so bad about MY America electing President Kardashian. Trade?
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Candorville |
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2016-03-07 |
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2016-03-07 |
| Image Number: |
140178 |
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Donald Trump's not going to win. He's a joke. Not worried about him. That's why you should worry about him!!! What do you mean? Every time an impossible candidate wins, it's because people "didn't worry about him." No one worried about Nixon. Nixon was a has-been. No one worried about Reagan. Reagan was a joke. Barack Obama ... he was a nobody. Who would Trump put on the Supreme Court: Judge Judy? Every time you say that, the Trump smiles. |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Candorville |
| Viewable Date: |
2014-11-02 |
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2014-11-02 |
| Image Number: |
117756 |
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I'm tired of race-baiters claiming the real purpose of voter ID laws is to suppress the black vote. I mean, it's probably just a coincidence those laws were enacted the moment the Supreme Court killed part of the 1965 Voting Rights Act. You know what else is just a big coincidence? What's that? Most of those states were once part of the Confederacy and prevented blacks from voting until the Voting Rights Act of 1965. Page 26,958 subparagraph Y in 'The Delusional Black Man's Guide to Interpreting the Behavior of Others.' 'Plenty of Confederates didn't even see color.' |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Candorville |
| Viewable Date: |
2014-06-07 |
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2014-06-07 |
| Image Number: |
112092 |
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You know how sometimes you don’t realize how wrong something you're doing is till you stop doing it? That's how I felt when the supreme court ruled we can't execute prisoners with "mental retardation" just because their IQ is over 70. Why on earth were we using an IQ over 70 to excuse killing the mentally challenged? What kind of incentive is that for anyone to do well on standardized tests? |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Candorville |
| Viewable Date: |
2014-04-29 |
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2014-04-29 |
| Image Number: |
110710 |
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First the supreme court overturned a crucial part of the Voting Rights Act … … And now it upholds Michigan voters' ban on affirmative action. The court's clearly decided racism's over. So I'm just wondering why'd you beep your car's alarm when you saw me walking by it? Please don't hurt me. |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Candorville |
| Viewable Date: |
2013-10-08 |
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2013-10-08 |
| Image Number: |
102497 |
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I'm tired of people blaming republicans for the government shutdown. It's both sides' fault. I mean, libs refused to negotiate Obamacare. They insisted it was a done deal. Thank God For Culture Clash. SINCE WHEN has something been "done" just because it was passed by both houses of congress, signed into law by the president, and upheld by the Supreme Court? Since 1787. You're not supposed to answer hypothetical questions. |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Candorville |
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2013-07-04 |
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2013-07-04 |
| Image Number: |
98735 |
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What's wrong, Lemont? I wish the Supreme Court would make up it's mind. Over the course of 24 hours, there were a few 5-4 decisions. One made it harder for minorities to vote … … But others made it possible for gay couples in California to marry, and for gay married couples to receive federal benefits. Now I don't know whether they're ENLIGHTENED by a margin of 5-4, or BUTTHEADED by a margin of 5-4. |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Candorville |
| Viewable Date: |
2013-07-03 |
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2013-07-03 |
| Image Number: |
98734 |
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I'm glad the Supreme Court gutted the Voting Rights Act. Wheeze wheeze. Stealing Democracy. Since the Voting Rights Act passed in 1965, things have gotten so much better. Wheeze. Nobody stops blacks from voting, and when they try the courts stop them. Wheeze wheeze. We don't need it any more than I need that inhaler that completely cured my asthma. Wheeze. |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Candorville |
| Viewable Date: |
2013-07-02 |
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2013-07-02 |
| Image Number: |
98733 |
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In other news, the Supreme Court has struck down the Defense of Marriage Act. DOMA prevented gay married couples from receiving the same federal benefits as straight couples. The court ruled 5-4 that writing inequality into the federal code was unconstitutional. In unrelated news, the court ruled t5-4 that people need to stop whining about all the 5-4 decisions. |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Candorville |
| Viewable Date: |
2013-07-01 |
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2013-07-01 |
| Image Number: |
98732 |
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IN a 5-4 decision, the Supreme Court has ruled that racism is over. In a related ruling they've gutted the 1965 Voting Rights Act. Apparently fifty years of making it harder for former Jim Crow states to prevent minorities from voting seems to have done the trick. What was that, Chad? Oh ... My bad ... The court ruled that NOTICING racism is over. The court has left the NOTICING of noticing racism intact. |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Candorville |
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2012-06-24 |
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2012-06-24 |
| Image Number: |
81768 |
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I'm tired of people complaining about the Supreme Court's "Citizens United" ruling. The court did not give out elections to the highest bidder. They simply reminded us that the first amendment applies to corporations and unions, because corporations and unions are people. If you prick them, do they not bleed? No. If you tickle them, do they not laugh? No. If they kill people, do they not go to jail? No. |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Candorville |
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2010-02-14 |
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2010-02-14 |
| Image Number: |
44120 |
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Hello, you've reached the United States Supreme Court. If you're calling to schedule a tour, press 1. If you're calling to praise us for upholding the foundation of our democracy, press 2. If you're calling to ask why we just diminished your influence over our democracy by ruling unions and corporations like, say, your phone company, can spend whatever they want to influence our political campaigns, press 3. Click. Hello? Tap. Tap tap tap tap tap. Odd. No dial tone. |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Candorville |
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2009-06-12 |
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2009-06-12 |
| Image Number: |
35003 |
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I don't trust that Latina Judge Obama appointed to the Supreme Court. She was a member of La Raza! Republicans are right, La Raza is "a Latino KKK without the hoods or the nooses." ...Or the violence or the preaching of racial superiority. Other than tha-- oh, and without the long history of terrorism. Other than that, it's exactly the same. |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Candorville |
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2009-06-11 |
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2009-06-11 |
| Image Number: |
35002 |
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Mainstream Media. Obama's Latina Supreme Court nominee said she thinks a Latina woman could make wiser rulings than a White man. …About race and sex discrimination cases. Wait… What was that? SOME very few PEOPLE ARE CALLING HER A BIGOT! |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Candorville |
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2009-01-18 |
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2009-01-18 |
| Image Number: |
29379 |
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No caption. (Barack Obama takes the oath of office from Justice Thurgood Marshall as Martin Luther King, Jr. stands to watch. They are surrounded by slaves as well as leaders of the civil rights movement and others who contributed to the advancement of the cause of racial equality.) |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Candorville |
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2008-08-21 |
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2008-08-21 |
| Image Number: |
26016 |
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The guys watch the Olympics. Look at China go! They really have no competition in the "Denying People Their Rights" event. Wait! Team America is surging! Locking people in Guantanamo without access to lawyers! Uh oh… America stumbles! The Supreme Court rules they actually do have rights. WAAIT! THE PENTAGON SAYS EVEN IF A PRISONER'S FOUND "NOT GUILTY," THEY MIGHT NOT RELEASE HIM! WHAT A RECOVERY! |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Candorville |
| Viewable Date: |
2008-05-29 |
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2008-05-29 |
| Image Number: |
23766 |
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I'm not gay, I swear. I didn't really divorce my wife and marry Lance the mailman. I made it all up to illustrate how letting gays marry destroys traditional marriage and makes people gay. Lilly and I are still happily married. Repeat that part. It destroys traditional marriage. The other part. It makes people gay? |
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