This is the best summer vacation we've had in years! … and I finally get to keep an eye on you! It's really our best vacation ever! Perfect weather, uncrowded beaches … and I'm especially pleased with how tolerant you've been with out children! But I'm not sure it was a good idea to let them bury you ... At a place called "Crab Island"!
Hagar The Horrible
It's not that I didn't want to go on a winter vacation … I just didn't want to go to a summer cottage for my winter vacation!