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1. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2019-08-03 sugar 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2019-08-03 Pub. Date: 2019-08-03
Image Number: 178786
Caption: If there's one good thing I can say about Donald Trump, it's that he really knows how to nickname people. He stole that from me, though. I've been nicknaming my rivals since Kindergarten. There was a kid who challenged my authority over the sandbox. I turned him into Loser Larry. There was a kid who challenged my grip on the Sugar Straw Pipeline. I turned him into Dodo Douglas. There was a presidential candidate who stole my shtick. I turned him into Dopey Donald. I've still got it.
     
2. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2019-04-09 sugar 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2019-04-09 Pub. Date: 2019-04-09
Image Number: 177114
Caption: Remember Principal Pervee, from high school? I ran into him the other day. I'd forgotten all about that guy. Didn't he use to walk up behind you and sniff your hair? And didn't he use to rest his hands on your hips when he talked to you? Yeah. He wasn't the only man to do that, so I used to just sort of shrug it off, like it was to be expected. Back then, we didn't really see how wrong it was. Didn't you once accidentally spill a whole bag of sugar into old Pervee's gas tank?
     
3. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2012-07-08 sugar 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2012-07-08 Pub. Date: 2012-07-08
Image Number: 82262
Caption: Have you noticed all those commercials about people who pee too much? Yeah. That doesn’t seem like a good sign to me. When a whole country can't hold its bowels, something's wrong. Now I know what you're going to say … You do? It's the bladder that controls that. But now's not the time to nitpick; Not when we're sucking down fake sugar drinks and "chicken nuggets" that for all we know are made of ground-up grizzly bear toenails. Next time I say "Why so quiet?" just say "No reason." There's a reason the whole continent's incontinent.
     
4. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2011-03-19 sugar 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2011-03-19 Pub. Date: 2011-03-19
Image Number: 58581
Caption: The Galapagos woodpecker uses sticks to help it obtain food. Would you call that "unnatural"? Of course not! The woodpecker is an animal. It's "natural," so anything it does is also natural. Man is also an animal. Mankind is "natural" too. So everything we do, from using sticks, to creating so-called "artificial" sugar, is also natural. You are so not giving up diet cola. Would you ask a woodpecker to give up his stick?
     
5. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2007-05-08 sugar 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2007-05-08 Pub. Date: 2007-05-08
Image Number: 17175
Caption: Future me, you're saying I -- we -- get diabetes? You just got hired as a blogger for a newspaper, right? Next couple of years, you sit on your butt at a desk all day eatin' donuts, drinkin' coffee, and never hitting the gym. That doesn't have to end badly. Don't recall being that dumb.
     
6. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2007-05-07 sugar 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2007-05-07 Pub. Date: 2007-05-07
Image Number: 17174
Caption: Don't eat the donut! Huh? Oh, hey, future me. How's it going? Hold that thought. Just lemme inject myself with insulin to stave off a deadly diabetic coma. So what you're saying is, "Don't eat the donut." If you don't want it, can I have it?
     
7. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2006-09-29 sugar 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2006-09-29 Pub. Date: 2006-09-29
Image Number: 14803
Caption: Yo, you like rap? Not really. I mean, I used to when rap meant "Sugarhill Gang," "Public Enemy" and "KRS-One." Rap used to be positive, used to be about uplifting the community. It didn't usually glorify bad things or make women look like floozies. What makes you think I ain't positive, #$%^&? That's not a gun and a booth on your CD cover?
     
8. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2005-11-24 sugar 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2005-11-28 Pub. Date: 2005-11-24
Image Number: 12289
Caption: Lemont, I've always found you to be a little boring. But for some reason, tonight you've got me all excited. Fun fun exciting fun fun exciting. Have I told you about the cliffhanger on "Battlestar Galactica"? Oh, pleeeease do, Sugar. Adama launched vipers to rescue Chief Tyrol from the Pegasus. Let's discuss this at your place.
     
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