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1. Cartoonist Jeff Danziger  Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons 2019-07-28 student 
Cartoonist(s): Jeff Danziger
Comic/Cartoon: Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2019-07-28 Pub. Date: 2019-07-28
Image Number: 178824
Caption: Already? August.
     
2. Cartoonist Jeff Danziger  Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons 2019-03-12 student 
Cartoonist(s): Jeff Danziger
Comic/Cartoon: Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2019-03-12 Pub. Date: 2019-03-12
Image Number: 176768
Caption: University Admission Scandal Surprises No One. Well, you have high grades, good boards, and athletic ability, but we are a prestige university. We are looking for that extra something. Next! Remember, you were a pole vaulter. We have pictures. Dad's $. Admissions. Application. University of sorry, not you. Lux et lexus.
     
3. Cartoonist Jeff Danziger  Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons 2018-08-05 student 
Cartoonist(s): Jeff Danziger
Comic/Cartoon: Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2018-08-05 Pub. Date: 2018-08-05
Image Number: 173431
Caption: How Did It Get to Be August Already? I guess we should start getting ready for back to college … I'm getting my thumbs all limbered up.
     
4. Cartoonist Jeff Danziger  Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons 2018-03-02 student 
Cartoonist(s): Jeff Danziger
Comic/Cartoon: Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2018-03-02 Pub. Date: 2018-03-02
Image Number: 169204
Caption: We've got an assault weapon for you! And all the ammunition you can use. Plus food and housing plus pay and benefits, and you can shoot all the people you want. And medals! You wanta medal? Frustrations at school? We've all been there. Blah blah. Sign here. Recruiting. I want you. well, maybe not you.
     
5. Cartoonist Jeff Danziger  Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons 2018-02-22 student 
Cartoonist(s): Jeff Danziger
Comic/Cartoon: Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2018-02-22 Pub. Date: 2018-02-22
Image Number: 168918
Caption: The Trump NRA Plan to Stop School Shootings. My report is about my cat Fluffy.
     
6. Cartoonist Jeff Danziger  Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons 2017-03-25 student 
Cartoonist(s): Jeff Danziger
Comic/Cartoon: Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2017-03-25 Pub. Date: 2017-03-25
Image Number: 156369
Caption: Form 1040. Department of the Treasury. Internal Revenue Service. U.S. Individual Income Tax Return. 2016. OMB No. 1545-0074. IRS Use only - Keep your greasy fingers off this space. For the year Jan. 1 - Dec. 31, 2016 (And thank God THAT's over!). 2016 ending. 20. See separate instructions. Your Name (Phonetic Spelling). Your Name Used on Dating Service (Attach Recent Photograph). Your Social Security Number. Your gang or mob name (Ex: Louise Pepperoniface, etc) Your Travel Name (Do Not Use Mohammed). Your Other Social Security Number. Address of Your House Before Foreclosure. Crappy apt. you moved to. Bass Ale! How about a cold one right now? (adv.) City, State or Exit from Jersey Turnpike (if you have foreign address, go there and wait for instructions.) Presidential Election Campaign. Checking Here Will Not Make a Damn Bit of Difference. You. Whatshername. Instructions: Drop Dead. Except for Canada, Canada still OK. Eh? Filing Status. Or Fling Status. (It is later than you think.) 1. Single (in the Republican sense of the word). 2. Married Filing Jointly (include all arguments). 3. Married Filing Separately (include sex of partner if you remember). 4. Head of Household (are you the person who sits with head in hands and wonders how you are going to feed all these mistakes, er dependents?) Enter names of dependents. Write small. 5. Qualifying widower. Enter golf handicap. Exemptions. See Publication EXX "Exemption to Exemptions to Exemptions". If more than four exemptions, or if some exemptions have four legs check here. 6a. Yourself. (That's right, you, stupid. If you are not yourself, who did you claim to be?). b. Spouse (or anyone who thinks they should be) (That's a funny word. "spouse") c. Dependents: 1 First name. Nom de plume or AKAs. Phonetic Social Security Number. Last known address? Does this dependent follow instructions? (See instructions). Boxes checked. No. of children who had live-in girlfriends/boyfriends. Had their divorced spouses living with you. You asked to leave but they had no place to go. Add numbers on lines above. (OK to use fingers). d. Total number of exemptions claimed (Round up to nearest 3/5's). Income. Attach forms here. Attach a couple of Andy J's while you're at it, to speed processing. Your ad here! Read by millions! Contact IRS Media. Helpful Hint. We are not going to give you any helpful hints. 7 Wages, salaries, tips, bottle deposits, bribes, free lunches, coins found in couch cushions. 8a Taxable interest. Attach Schedule B. If you don't understand, go to plan B. b. Tax-exempt interest. Much more interesting, isn't it? 9a Ordinary dividends. Nothing special, just Joe the Dividend. b Qualified dividends. Big Whoop. Trump's Rich Friends. 10. Taxable Refunds. Bank error in your favor. Pass GO, collect 200. 11. Alimony received (if that bum ever paid up). 12. Business Income or (loss). Use Schedule EZ come, EZ go. 13. Capital gain of (loss). Include your share of the national debt. 14. Other gains or (losses). Check box if you are just making stuff up. 15a. IRA distributions. b. Amount you had with Lehman. 16a. Pensions and annuities. b Amount with State of Illinois. 17. Rental real estate, royalties, partnerships (Use Schedule X to report missing partner). 18. Farm Income or (loss), Attach Schedule F (Do not include the funny farm). 19. Unemployment compensation (Amazing isn't it? You get taxed on this, too). 20a. Social Security benefits b. Taxable amount. 21. Other Income. (Bake sales, washing cars, baby-sitting, bingo games, don't hide anything). 22. This is your total income. Unless you are General Electric. If so write zero. Adjusted Gross Income. Remember you can file this form electronically, using your computer, and really mess things up. 23 Educator expenses (Spankings, noogies, butt-kicking). 24 Certain business expenses that you as a mere nobody have no business knowing about. Just keep moving. 25 Health savings account deduction. (May make you sick.) 26 Moving expenses. (See instructions). 27 Instruction tax. 28 Self-employment tax. 29 Self-enjoyment tax. 30 Penalty for early withdrawal (One-half of self-enjoyment tax). 31a Alimony paid. Rat out spouse's SSAN. 32 USSR tax (Useless Social Security Recipients). 33 Student loan interest (Do not include English majors). 34 Lack of interest in being a student. 35. Add up lines one to a million, divide by twice the total sum of your weight in Chinese running shoes. If greater than one-half of total something, go forth and multiply. 36. This is your adjusted gross income (Adjusted? We mean disgusted.) Now we can go to page two, tra-la. Last thought: Any money or thing of worth laying around? Better send it in. Just in case. Hey, you never know. Cat. No. 11320B. Form 1040 (2016).
     
7. Cartoonist Jeff Danziger  Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons 2017-02-09 student 
Cartoonist(s): Jeff Danziger
Comic/Cartoon: Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2017-02-09 Pub. Date: 2017-02-09
Image Number: 154431
Caption: Secretary of Education Betsy DeVos Stop By. So … This is school.
     
8. Cartoonist Jeff Danziger  Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons 2016-08-25 student 
Cartoonist(s): Jeff Danziger
Comic/Cartoon: Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2016-08-25 Pub. Date: 2016-08-25
Image Number: 147872
Caption: Updating Norman Rockwell. Rockwell's famous 1954 painting of a college student leaving home is here adjusted for the modern American freshman. Well, we might have to make two trips … Pringles. Sony 64".
     
9. Cartoonist Jeff Danziger  Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons 2016-08-03 student 
Cartoonist(s): Jeff Danziger
Comic/Cartoon: Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2016-08-03 Pub. Date: 2016-08-03
Image Number: 146971
Caption: At the University of Texas Students Can Now Carry Guns. Hmmm … whom to call on, since after all, classroom participation counts toward your grade … ? Sign up now. Target practice seminar. Fun! Noise!
     
10. Cartoonist Jeff Danziger  Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons 2015-12-08 student 
Cartoonist(s): Jeff Danziger
Comic/Cartoon: Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2015-12-08 Pub. Date: 2015-12-08
Image Number: 136357
Caption: Private College Presidents Now Making Higher Salaries Than Ever. Well, of course our students love me. They have no choice. Office of the Pre$ident. Tuition is good. Financial aid. Kollag.
     
11. Cartoonist Jeff Danziger  Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons 2015-11-30 student 
Cartoonist(s): Jeff Danziger
Comic/Cartoon: Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2015-11-30 Pub. Date: 2015-11-30
Image Number: 136082
Caption: It's NOT the Boots on the Ground that Matter … It's Whose Feet are in the Boots on the Ground … Your father. Your mother. Your son. Your husband. Your wife. Your daughter. Your friend. Or some kid you didn't know who joined the service because he didn't have the money to go to college ...
     
12. Cartoonist Jeff Danziger  Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons 2015-11-11 student 
Cartoonist(s): Jeff Danziger
Comic/Cartoon: Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2015-11-11 Pub. Date: 2015-11-11
Image Number: 135237
Caption: Anybody Seen the College President? $.
     
13. Cartoonist Jeff Danziger  Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons 2014-11-03 student 
Cartoonist(s): Jeff Danziger
Comic/Cartoon: Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2014-11-03 Pub. Date: 2014-11-03
Image Number: 118686
Caption: Mr. Putin's Cronies Take Over the Russian Schoolbook Publishing Business … and re-write Russian History. Look! Look! See Vladimir! See Vladimir run! See Vladimir run everything.
     
14. Cartoonist Jeff Danziger  Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons 2014-10-27 student 
Cartoonist(s): Jeff Danziger
Comic/Cartoon: Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2014-10-27 Pub. Date: 2014-10-27
Image Number: 118376
Caption: Another Shooting and Another and Another … NRA. Not responsible for anything.
     
15. Cartoonist Jeff Danziger  Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons 2014-10-03 student 
Cartoonist(s): Jeff Danziger
Comic/Cartoon: Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2014-10-03 Pub. Date: 2014-10-03
Image Number: 117475
Caption: From the Special Menu at the Hong Kong Palace. One order of Cy Leung with Mao sauce … That's to go.
     
16. Cartoonist Jeff Danziger  Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons 2014-09-11 student 
Cartoonist(s): Jeff Danziger
Comic/Cartoon: Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2014-09-11 Pub. Date: 2014-09-11
Image Number: 116602
Caption: Majoring in Semantics. I understand "no" means "no", and "yes" means "yes" … But what does "get lost you drunken slob!" mean? She thinks you're hot. Beer. College Inn. College T-Shirt.
     
17. Cartoonist Jeff Danziger  Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons 2014-08-28 student 
Cartoonist(s): Jeff Danziger
Comic/Cartoon: Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2014-08-28 Pub. Date: 2014-08-28
Image Number: 115853
Caption: BACK TO SCHOOL. Once again, America's youth answers the call to greatness, to inspire the nation and the world, to preserve our leadership and security through diligent preparation and dedicated study, and it all starts with EDUCATION! Ok! Ok! I'll go learn some crap ... So brave. ZZZZ. Corona.
     
18. Cartoonist Jeff Danziger  Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons 2014-08-14 student 
Cartoonist(s): Jeff Danziger
Comic/Cartoon: Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2014-08-14 Pub. Date: 2014-08-14
Image Number: 115361
Caption: University Regents Celebrate Paying Student Athletes More Money. After all, if it weren't for you we wouldn't have those television contracts. And all that money to pay ourselves! I say everybody gets a raise! All in favor? I'll take his drink. After all he has practice tomorrow. Stoont Athleet. Cheap snax.
     
19. Cartoonist Jeff Danziger  Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons 2014-08-10 student 
Cartoonist(s): Jeff Danziger
Comic/Cartoon: Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2014-08-10 Pub. Date: 2014-08-10
Image Number: 115095
Caption: College Football Players Will Be Able to Get More Money. By the way … the financial aid office says we should screw up every so often for the millions of fans who relish the spirit of amateur athletics … Got it.
     
20. Cartoonist Jeff Danziger  Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons 2014-07-27 student 
Cartoonist(s): Jeff Danziger
Comic/Cartoon: Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2014-07-27 Pub. Date: 2014-07-27
Image Number: 114530
Caption: My Lai, Vietnam, 1968. UN School, Gaza, 2014.
     
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