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1. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2018-04-27 stick 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2018-04-27 Pub. Date: 2018-04-27
Image Number: 170823
Caption: What are the most important issues facing the working class? The what? The working class. And poor folks. Oh. Yeah. Of course. Mainstream Media. Trump's working-class voters stick with him, as Democrats can't decide whether to once again be the party of FDR. No, I mean tell me about actual, non-Trump-related issues working class people have to deal with. Progressives and corporate Dems book mud-wrestling pit to discuss midterm strategy.
     
2. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2018-03-02 stick 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2018-03-02 Pub. Date: 2018-03-02
Image Number: 168931
Caption: Whachoodoin', bruh? You been on youtube all day. I'm arguing with some Ukrainian lady who posted a video accusing me of smearing her country by pointing out its growing neo Nazi problem. She said Ukraine's like any other country: minorities and foreigners are safe as long as they stick to the city center. And stick to the sunny side of the street in the city center. And stick to the hotel. And avoid the lobby ... I always avoid lobbies. That's where they get you ... and avoid room service.
     
3. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2016-12-06 stick 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2016-12-06 Pub. Date: 2016-12-06
Image Number: 151814
Caption: It's been a while since I've seen you two. How are you love birds doing? Dr. Noodle. Couples' counseling. Three years ago. Great. Just great. I mean, sure, we were on the verge of breaking up. And sure, the internet is young and hot, and willing to do just about anything I want ... but tv and I have been together forever, so we might as well just stick it out. Oh. So I'm just a habit to you?
     
4. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2015-12-25 stick 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2015-12-25 Pub. Date: 2015-12-25
Image Number: 136832
Caption: I was having a great Christmas until I turned on the "Ask Sadie Radio Hour." What happened? She went 4.3 minutes before she even mentioned Christmas. The nerve! This war on Christmas is getting totally out of control. So I called in and I told her off. I said she and the rest of the godless, Christmas-hating media should stick their disrespect where the sun don't shine. I said "What part of 'peace on earth, good will toward man' don't you understand, you @#$%&!"? Wait, isn't the "Ask Sadie" show's intro about 4 minutes long?
     
5. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2015-10-13 stick 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2015-10-13 Pub. Date: 2015-10-13
Image Number: 133793
Caption: It's been a while since I've seen you two. How are you lovebirds doing? Dr. Noodle. Couple's counseling Great. Just great. I mean, sure, we were on the verge of breaking up. And sure, the internet is young and hot, and willing to do just about anything I want ... But TV and I have been together forever, so we might as well just stick it out. Oh. So I'm just a habit to you?
     
6. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2015-08-02 stick 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2015-08-02 Pub. Date: 2015-08-02
Image Number: 129962
Caption: I always wanted a circle of friends like the ones I saw on TV, Dr. Noodle. I wanted friends who would stick by me through all my failed romances … like in "Sex and the City" … Friends who would care enough about me to argue with me when I'm wrong, like in "A Different World" ... Friends who would do silly dances to make me lighten up, like in "What's Happening!!" ... Friends who would fight every battle for me, like Fonzie did for Richie Cunningham. Why can't I find friends like those?! Maybe because you've spent all your time watching tv. Frasier Crane never would've said that.
     
7. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2014-11-23 stick 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2014-11-23 Pub. Date: 2014-11-23
Image Number: 118627
Caption: Let me give you C-Dog's abbreviated history of the United States. Chapter 12: "Thanksgiving." Buncha immigrants get on a boat an' go someplace where they don't even know how to feed themselves. Some Native brutha - an ex-slave named Squanto - teach them fools how to grow corn an' how not to eat poison ivy an' spit like that. In return for savin' they life, these immigrants give Squanto a chicken leg an' a coupon to Red Lobster, an' then steal his country. Then Abraham Lincoln sign a licensing deal with Hallmark to make an official "Thanks-Squanto-Now-Stick-Em-Up" day. That's not exactly what happened. They shorten that to "Thanksgiving" cuz it easier to fit on a card.
     
8. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2013-10-22 stick 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2013-10-22 Pub. Date: 2013-10-22
Image Number: 102927
Caption: It's been a while since I've seen you two. How are you love birds doing? Dr. Noodle. Couples' Counseling. Great. Just great. I mean, sure, we WERE on the verge of breaking up. And sure, the internet is young and hot, and willing to do just about anything I want ... M.A. But TV and I have been together FOREVER, so we might as well just stick it out. Oh. So I'm just a habit to you?
     
9. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2013-09-22 stick 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2013-09-22 Pub. Date: 2013-09-22
Image Number: 101338
Caption: Case #17700503-A: Lemont Brown. Compiled by Federal Agent Eugene O. Murphy. 7:42 pm - Neatly folds chewed gum into wrapper & puts it in pocket, instead of sticking it under seat. Clearly un-American activity.
     
10. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2013-07-28 stick 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2013-07-28 Pub. Date: 2013-07-28
Image Number: 99246
Caption: I always wanted a circle of friends like the ones I saw on TV. I wanted friends who would stick by me through all my failed romances … Like in "Sex and the City." … Friends who would care enough about me to argue with me when I'm wrong, like in "A Different World." ... Friends who would do silly dances to make me lighten up, like in "What's Happening!!" ... Friends who would fight every battle for me, like Fonzie did for Richie Cunningham. WHY CAN'T I FIND FRIENDS LIKE THOSE?! Maybe because you've spent all your time watching TV. FRASIER CRANE never would've said that.
     
11. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2012-11-25 stick 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2012-11-25 Pub. Date: 2012-11-25
Image Number: 89912
Caption: Let me give you C-dog's abbreviated history of the United States. Chapter 12: "Thanksgiving." Buncha immigrants get on a boat an' go someplace where they don't even know how to feed themselves. Some native brutha - an ex-slave named Squanto - teach them fools how to grow corn an' how not to eat poison ivy an' spit like that. In return for savin' they life, these immigrants give Squanto a chicken leg an' a coupon to Red Lobster, an' then steal his country. Then Abraham Lincoln sign a licensing deal with Hallmark to make an official "Thanks-Squanto-Now-Stick-Em-Up" day. That's not exactly what happened. They shorted that to "Thanksgiving" cuz it easier to fit on a card.
     
12. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2012-02-12 stick 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2012-02-12 Pub. Date: 2012-02-12
Image Number: 75766
Caption: Dear idiot … I read your latest blog post about how Obama's critics are "goofy" for acting as if Obama invented the concept of progressive taxation. You went on to cite all the progressive tax rates of the last 150 years … … and "pointed out" that the rates Obama wants are actually far less than what we had decades ago. It's awfully "goofy" of YOU to pretend something isn't radical and new just because it's been around forever. THE WHOLE COUNTRY NEEDS TO BE SLAPPED WITH A DICTIONARY. His plan to stick to progressive taxation is RADICAL and NEW, just like it as been ever since 1862.
     
13. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2011-03-19 stick 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2011-03-19 Pub. Date: 2011-03-19
Image Number: 58581
Caption: The Galapagos woodpecker uses sticks to help it obtain food. Would you call that "unnatural"? Of course not! The woodpecker is an animal. It's "natural," so anything it does is also natural. Man is also an animal. Mankind is "natural" too. So everything we do, from using sticks, to creating so-called "artificial" sugar, is also natural. You are so not giving up diet cola. Would you ask a woodpecker to give up his stick?
     
14. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2009-12-18 stick 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2009-12-18 Pub. Date: 2009-12-18
Image Number: 41949
Caption: … So I'm sick and tired of all this talk about Tiger Woods! He's just a guy who can hit a ball with a stick! He has no impact on my life or yours! For the love of God, somebody explain to me why the media thinks I care that Tiger Woods has a couple chicks on the side! Um ... actually, what I asked was, "Are you aware your best friend, Lemont is missing and no one's seen him for weeks?" And I thought the alleged mistress count was up to eight. Nine. ... What?
     
15. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2009-10-24 stick 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2009-10-24 Pub. Date: 2009-10-24
Image Number: 39861
Caption: Spare change? I told you to stick to the classics. Will tell in town halls for $$$.
     
16. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2009-06-25 stick 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2009-06-25 Pub. Date: 2009-06-25
Image Number: 35437
Caption: "In 1994, the HMOs aired a 'real' middle-class couple, Harry and Louise, talking about the Clinton Universal Healthcare Plan. Their fears convinced America the plan would lead to shoddy coverage, high taxes and global thermonuclear Armageddon. Then the '94 Harry and Louise disappeared ... ... but now, in our hour of need, they have returned to scare the spit out of us all over again!" When Harry and I were impaled by dolphin, our HMO said it was a pre-existing condition and refused to treat us. Stick to the script! So we died, is what I'm saying... I love my HMO. Government bad.
     
17. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2009-02-10 stick 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2009-02-10 Pub. Date: 2009-02-10
Image Number: 29986
Caption: The knife is special. Sacred. Fwick. 10,000 years ago, when man first tied a piece of sharp flint rock to a wooden stick with leather… …We stopped fearing the lion and the wolf. We stopped fearing anything. …Except other men with bigger knives. Well, yeah there's that... Fwick.
     
18. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2008-10-01 stick 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2008-10-01 Pub. Date: 2008-10-01
Image Number: 27046
Caption: All right, maggots! Lesson one: Duck! Huh? When you leeches are under hostile fire, DO NOT stick your pointy head out the window to look! You will get an actual soldier killed protecting you! ANY QUESTIONS?! Yeah, I-- NO?! GOOD!! Lesson two: How to stay outta the @#$% way! I think this is tough love. NO THIS IS TOUGH HATE!!!
     
19. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2008-09-18 stick 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2008-09-18 Pub. Date: 2008-09-18
Image Number: 26781
Caption: I, for one, think you're doing the right thing with your boyfriend, Phil Anders. It takes real loyalty to stick with someone who criticizes you all the time. Especially after he said you're a sloppier kisser than his dog. (A) Aren't you that kid from the mail room, and (B) HOW DO YOU KNOW ALL THIS?! Phil's right about your temper, though.
     
20. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2006-11-22 stick 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2006-11-22 Pub. Date: 2006-11-22
Image Number: 15339
Caption: Look, I'ma be honest with you, C-Dog. This new positive stuff you wrote is tight, but it ain't gon' get you nowhere. "The big radio boys only want so much positivity, an' they already got 'Fort Minor' and 'Mos Def' an' such. You want the spotlight on you, stick to guns, booze & booty. Get what you can while you can. Remember the lights don't shine on you forever."
     
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