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1.  
Cartoonist(s): Steve Kelley
Comic/Cartoon: Steve Kelley's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2014-04-25 Pub. Date: 1999-01-01
Image Number: 8010
Caption: Sweetie, maybe we need to discuss carelessness issues, and rechanneling our energy in positive ways … Ow, man, couldn't you just spank me?
     
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Cartoonist(s): Berkeley Breathed
Comic/Cartoon: Opus
Viewable Date: 2014-02-10 Pub. Date: 2005-01-23
Image Number: 9334
Caption: Inga? Open up, Inga. Steve's in hot water with the domestic staff! Inga … I may be an anti-immigration blowhard, but I would never disrespect any illegal alien that I employ. Inga? I quit as "parent helper." I go back to Slovakia. Wait! Okay, yes, maybe I possibly slightly misspoke earlier ... I meant to say "Inga, have a brandy. There's ... a lotta need for thanking. How'd it come out? "Poppa needs a spanking." Verbal typo. Ow! Ow! Ow! leggo the nose! Dad's got a "nanny problem." He's so trendy!
     
3.  
Cartoonist(s): Ann Telnaes
Comic/Cartoon: Ann Telnaes' Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2013-12-05 Pub. Date: 2002-07-15
Image Number: 22695
Caption: Bend over -- We're going to have to spank you.
     
4.  
Cartoonist(s): Berkeley Breathed
Comic/Cartoon: Opus
Viewable Date: 2013-07-11 Pub. Date: 2008-07-27
Image Number: 25406
Caption: AAIGH! WHO GOES THERE?! The wildly overpaid criminally-incompetent, board-coddled, company-wrecking AMERICAN CEO. Why are you my anxiety? Because you suspect Marx might have been right that America's doom is assured by greed, decadence and depravity... But you're wrong! The system works! Really? The system will punish us. Oo! We'll be disciplined! Thank goodness! Disciplined without mercy! No mercy! Spanked. Spanked? You're a naughty, naughty fat cat! Be gentle! Shudder.
     
5.  
Cartoonist(s): Mike Lester
Comic/Cartoon: Mike du Jour
Viewable Date: 2013-05-24 Pub. Date: 2013-05-24
Image Number: 96944
Caption: Harley Jack's Beaver Removal. A beaver cleaver is a hatchet! -Haven't you got something a bit more humane? Well, you could spank 'em … SPANK THEM?!! Spank them with what??? -A Ward Cleaver.
     
6.  
Cartoonist(s): Sam Hurt
Comic/Cartoon: Queen of the Universe
Viewable Date: 2012-08-14 Pub. Date: 1990-09-22
Image Number: 34507
Caption: Believe it or not, Peaches, this is going to hurt me more than it hurts you…I thought he might say that…
     
7.  
Cartoonist(s): Berkeley Breathed
Comic/Cartoon: Opus
Viewable Date: 2012-08-02 Pub. Date: 2007-01-14
Image Number: 15774
Caption: GET DOWN HERE FRONT AND CENTER, YOUNG MAN!! I have a prepared statement from Mr. Auggie regarding today's unfortunate incident regarding a large garbage bag and helium. Mr. Auggie deeply regrets any pain others may have suffered from his actions involving homemade dirigibles, a result of past spanking abuse plus the devil. He'll meet soon with spiritual advisors to help him better return to the path of moral redemption and far from the clutches of the devil. He is bolstered by the unwavering support of his family and the public's gracious prayers to help him escape the devil's mischief. I'll take questions now. Where is the neighbor's cat? 17,000 feet. ONE HOPES THAT THAT'S WHERE AUGGIE IS TOO!! No no. rehab.
     
8.  
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2012-07-29 Pub. Date: 2012-07-29
Image Number: 84200
Caption: My brother used to collect DC Comics, while I collected Marvel. He always acted like his were so much better than mine. Dr. Noodle. "Superman could kick Spider-man's butt!" he'd say. One time he said … "What's that? Wolverine is jealous of Cyclops? Tell me about that later, I think The Flash is about to sacrifice himself to save the entire universe." But look what's happened: Marvel's superhero movies are SPANKING DC's. "Avengers" earned $50 trillion, while the last "Superman" flick made $42.50. All I asked was "Do you still feel inferior because your brother bought a house while you're still renting a studio apartment?" And all I'm saying is, you win some, you lose some.
     
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Cartoonist(s): Jay Stephens
Bob Weber, Jr.
Comic/Cartoon: Oh, Brother!
Viewable Date: 2011-12-30 Pub. Date: 2011-04-17
Image Number: 59697
Caption: Great-grandma, what was it like when you were a little girl? Oh, goodness! In those days, children were seen and not heard! And children got spankings! How did they not hear their screams?
     
10.  
Cartoonist(s): Bruce Tinsley
Comic/Cartoon: Mallard Fillmore
Viewable Date: 2010-05-05 Pub. Date: 2010-05-05
Image Number: 47067
Caption: I was compelled to violate our progressive anti-spanking policy … Zoe wanted to have a tea party …
     
11.  
Cartoonist(s): Mike Luckovich
Comic/Cartoon: Mike Luckovich's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2010-04-13 Pub. Date: 2010-04-11
Image Number: 46322
Caption: You've been very, very naughty. Time for a spanking … Just hit it Tiger … Masters.
     
12.  
Cartoonist(s): Gary Varvel
Comic/Cartoon: Gary Varvel's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2010-02-03 Pub. Date: 2010-02-02
Image Number: 43788
Caption: WAAA! We don't spank them anymore. We just tell them how much they owe to the national debt.
     
13.  
Cartoonist(s): Mike Peters
Comic/Cartoon: Mother Goose and Grimm
Viewable Date: 2009-08-04 Pub. Date: 2009-08-04
Image Number: 37032
Caption: I told mom I stopped selling product placements in the strip. Did she believe you? No, she spanked my behind. How does it feel? Hertz.
     
14.  
Cartoonist(s): J.C. Duffy
Comic/Cartoon: Fusco Brothers
Viewable Date: 2008-04-18 Pub. Date: 2008-04-18
Image Number: 22930
Caption: Impertinent bouquet..you may spank.
     
15.  
Cartoonist(s): Dave Coverly
Comic/Cartoon: Speed Bump
Viewable Date: 2004-10-04 Pub. Date: 2004-10-01
Image Number: 8437
Caption: Zen & The Art of Child Discipline. When you feel the urge to act badly, my son, ask yourself this: What is the sound of one hand spanking?
     
16.  
Cartoonist(s): Signe Wilkinson
Comic/Cartoon: Signe Wilkinson's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2003-01-16 Pub. Date: 1990-06-29
Image Number: 2395
Caption: You heard me, lover boy. The one parent I chose to notify was your father.
     
17.  
Cartoonist(s): Berkeley Breathed
Comic/Cartoon: Outland
Viewable Date: 1993-02-07 Pub. Date: 1993-02-07
Image Number: 109433
Caption: Well! Chelsea must be thrilled! Socks Clinton Elopes with Bill the Cat. AAAARGH!! Clinton New Cat-in-Law. She Calls Him "Puddin' Buns." Mother … he is a total barf-faced retard-o bitt. Honey, so is Congress. Oh, Socks … I shouldn’t have spanked you for whizzin' in the Lincoln bedroom. ... Where are you? ... Cupid's Cuddle Cabins. Niagara Falls. Hold me puddin' buns ... ... Now kiss me! ... Kiss me long and hard ... ... MAKE ME FORGET THOSE RUMPLED WIMPY D.C. BUREAUCATS AT HOME!! Let's take a bath together! Lick lick lick lick. Lick lick lick lick. Next week: meet the folks!
     
18.  
Cartoonist(s): Berkeley Breathed
Comic/Cartoon: Outland
Viewable Date: 1992-10-25 Pub. Date: 1992-10-25
Image Number: 109422
Caption: Oliver! Have you been programming subliminal suggestions into your mother's TV shows again? Uh, uh. The woman's mind has been tampered with … She just said, "Dan Quayle isn't all that bad." LOUISE! YOUR SON HAS BEEN PROGRAMMING INVISIBLE MENTAL SUGGESTIONS DURING "COSBY" AGAIN!! No way, pop! Ah! And who successfully "suggested" to his parents that they forget to wear clothing to church last year? I'm innocent on this one. Quayle's been sort of growing on me ... YOU did this! No, pop. I could see Dan as President in '96 ... AAAIGH! Bad bad bad BAD hacker!! Spank! Spank! Spank! Gonna be a rough year. Hey ... ya wanna "suggest" stuff" Suggest to your mother that she feed her next meat loaf to the dog!
     
19.  
Cartoonist(s): Berkeley Breathed
Comic/Cartoon: Outland
Viewable Date: 1992-05-31 Pub. Date: 1992-05-31
Image Number: 109176
Caption: The "Oliver Virus" has struck! … And on computer screens worldwide, shocking messages appear … the final one being the most unwelcome …Woop! Yikes! Groan. Oo … Oliver Jones! The house is surrounded!! Give us the antidote. Let the parents speak. Tell him we love him! sob! Your mother's blubbering, son ... now stop causing all this global distress! He's frightening people, ma'am. He ... he's actually a very good boy! True. He almost programed the space shuttle to land on your mother last year! Hee! Hee! Stop foolin' around, son! The pope himself called to suggest a spanking if you didn't turn off that obscenity NOW!! Send up a pizza and I'll think about it! Growth sucks. Stop making babies.
     
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Cartoonist(s): Berkeley Breathed
Comic/Cartoon: Outland
Viewable Date: 1991-01-20 Pub. Date: 1991-01-20
Image Number: 109024
Caption: Opus! Come out of that closet! I know you're in there!! A other can sense these things. Woop! Crash. THESE! WHAT ARE THESE MAGAZINES I FOUND HIDDEN UNDER YOUR MATTRESS?! FILTH! NUDENESS! … VARIOUS STATES OF UNDRESS … SOME SORT OF DIRECTORIES FOR DEPRAVITY! Sniff! I blame myself. ... An absent mother for ten years ... My poor boy ... Sniff! WHO SOLD YOU THIS RUBBISH?! WHAT SORT OF CROWD ARE YOU RUNNING WITH THESE DAYS, YOUNG MAN?! My poor boy ... motherless ... ... adrift ... ... his moral compass hopelessly awry ... Sniff ... COME OUTTA THERE FOR A SPANKING!! BAM! BAM BAM! BAM! She found my "TV Guides."
     
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