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221. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2012-03-13 son 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2012-03-13 Pub. Date: 2012-03-13
Image Number: 77313
Caption: Why ith the thky blue? Well, it's simple son. Y'see the sunlight? Uh huh. You feel the air? Uh huh. Y'know how sunlight is composed of all the colors in the spectrum, but blue has the shortest, most energetic wavelength so it's easier for it to ping-pong off the oxygen molecules and appear to fill the sky? There was a sale on blue paint at Home Depot. Oh.
     
222. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2012-03-02 son 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2012-03-02 Pub. Date: 2012-03-02
Image Number: 76894
Caption: Momma, I just want to thank you for always being there for me, no matter what I needed to talk about. When I needed to talk about girls, you were there. When I needed to know why God let bad things happen, you were there. You've always been there for anything ... Except when I want to talk about my dad. No, momma, that doesn't sound like static, it sounds more like you hissing "gwaaoowaaoo." Click.
     
223. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2012-03-01 son 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2012-03-01 Pub. Date: 2012-03-01
Image Number: 76893
Caption: Hi, momma, it's me. How are you … No, it's not the paperboy, it's me. So I've been meaning to ask you about my da … yes, of course I "sound familiar." It's me. Momma, I called just last week! So this guilt trip is totally … (Sigh) Yes, I'm sure I have the right number. A-train.
     
224. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2012-01-12 son 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2012-01-12 Pub. Date: 2012-01-12
Image Number: 75071
Caption: What do you mean I'm ineligible for unemployment insurance? You're not eligible if you quit your job without good cause. You don't think choosing to go get my son instead of going on an overseas assignment for a month was a good cause? If you want to plead your case, we can schedule an ignoring. You mean a "hearing"? What did I say?
     
225. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2011-12-28 son 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2011-12-28 Pub. Date: 2011-12-28
Image Number: 74741
Caption: Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha - Nah, bruh, I'm serious … How you gonna pay rent and feed yo' son if you just quit your job? Like I said, I'll just get a new one. Hahahahahaha. Stupid great recession.
     
226. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2011-12-20 son 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2011-12-20 Pub. Date: 2011-12-20
Image Number: 74334
Caption: Are you sure you don’t wanna just dress up as Santa for your son, like everyone else does? "Everyone else" does not do that. Jews have Hanukkah Harry and Muslims have Ramadan Raheem … Also knows as "Harry Clause" and "Raheem Clause…" … And writers have "Subordinate Clause." Now I know what you're gonna say, you never use a semicolon with a subordinate clause. But just roll with it. Not ... At ... All ... What I was gonna say.
     
227. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2011-12-17 son 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2011-12-17 Pub. Date: 2011-12-17
Image Number: 74022
Caption: Goodnight, son. Goodnight, Luther. What did you call me? Luther. Why did you call me "Luther"? Becauth mommy thed that'th your name. Oh. "Loser." That'th what I thed!
     
228. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2011-12-15 son 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2011-12-15 Pub. Date: 2011-12-15
Image Number: 74020
Caption: … So them, Lamond's boss gave him a choice: He could go get his son … or he could do as he was told and go report from the war zone for a month … and keep his job so he could afford to feed his son. … So Lamond tossed his press credentials on his boss' desk, turned to leave, and said, "I guess I'll be doing my part to fight the childhood obesity epidemic." You have a funny nose. I see subtlety is lost on you. You look like a woman.
     
229. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2011-12-14 son 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2011-12-14 Pub. Date: 2011-12-14
Image Number: 74019
Caption: The little boy who never knew his father, swore he would find him when he grew up. "He looked here … "He looked there … "He looked everywhere. Google. Dad. "But one day, he found something even better than a father. He found a son. And he was as happy as can be." "OH DEAR GOD, NO!!!!"
     
230. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2011-12-13 son 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2011-12-13 Pub. Date: 2011-12-13
Image Number: 74018
Caption: Once upon a time, there lived a little boy. What wath hith name? "Lem …" Um … "Lamond." Oh. The little boy didn't know his father, and his mother refused to ever talk about him. What wath her name? "Momma." Oh. This little boy had no male role model other than the one he say on tv. What wath hith name? "Heathcliff Huxtable." Oh. Then one day this little boy had to start over because he lost his train of thought. What color wath hith twain?
     
231. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2011-12-12 son 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2011-12-12 Pub. Date: 2011-12-12
Image Number: 74017
Caption: Thtory. What was that? Thtory. Mommy telth me a thtory at night. Oh, well … Did she ever tell you the story of how a father loved his son so much that he gave up everything to be with him … So that he'd never see the same resentment in his son's eyes that Worf saw in Alexander's in season six episode three of Star Trek: Deep Space Nine? Zzzzz. Everyone's a critic.
     
232. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2011-11-25 son 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2011-11-25 Pub. Date: 2011-11-25
Image Number: 73211
Caption: Can it wait till tomorrow, sir? I'm on my way to pick up my son! It'll just take a moment. Brown, you're familiar with the "Arab Spring"? The uprisings of the common man across the Middle East? Yes. And are you familiar with the fact that you are our only reporter with experience as an embed in a war zone? By "A moment," you mean. Bring your body armor and a months worth of field rations to the helipad on the roof.
     
233. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2011-11-21 son 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2011-11-21 Pub. Date: 2011-11-21
Image Number: 73207
Caption: You won custody, but I don’t see you in any big hurry to take your son from your ex. Maybe you only wanted to "win," but you didn’t really want the responsibility. It's only been a day since the ruling. Really? Feels like it's been two weeks. Ok, ok, I'll stop talking about it.
     
234. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2011-11-11 son 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2011-11-11 Pub. Date: 2011-11-11
Image Number: 72738
Caption: I know I won custody of Lionel, but I left him with Roxanne for a few days because it's the right thing to do. I want to give her time to break it to him that he's going to be living with me from now on. If I just wrench him away from her, it could give him an abandonment complex, leading to a lifetime of cynicism, jealousy, misogyny and failed relationships. He's two! Just jingle some keys and he'll be fine! But that could lead to a lifetime of trying to fill a bottomless void with shiny toys.
     
235. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2011-11-04 son 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2011-11-04 Pub. Date: 2011-11-04
Image Number: 72412
Caption: John 1:48-50 … Nathaniel said to him, "How do you know me?" Jesus answered him … "Before Philip called you, I saw you standing under a fig tree." Nathaniel said, "Rabbi, you are the son of God! You are the king of Israel!" Jesus replied: "Because I said I saw you standing under a fig tree ... ?" You're the only man I know who reads the bible for jokes.
     
236. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2011-10-27 son 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2011-10-27 Pub. Date: 2011-10-27
Image Number: 67157
Caption: Hello, Lemont. I just wanted to wish you luck and show you there are no hard feelings. Well … Thanks, Roxanne. In fact, after mother … I mean, the judge … grants me full custody, I promise only to tell our son about your many shortcomings in the most positive light. My attorney tell me I have a good chance, Roxanne. We've given the judge a lot to think about. The judge is ready to rule?! It's only been thirty seconds! We're dead! We're ... Oh. I'm sorry. I didn't see you standing there. How much of that did you ... Maybe I'll do you a favor and not tell him about you at all.
     
237. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2011-10-26 son 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2011-10-26 Pub. Date: 2011-10-26
Image Number: 67156
Caption: Closing Arguments. Your honor, that was a very moving closing by Mr. Brown's attorney. I'd like to point out two things, though. Yes, it was brave of Mr. Brown to fight for custody of his son even though his flaws are many and readily apparent to all, but ... My client, Roxanne, is your daughter. That's number one. Number two is ... Just kidding. We really don't need a number two, do we? I think I do.
     
238. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2011-10-25 son 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2011-10-25 Pub. Date: 2011-10-25
Image Number: 67155
Caption: Closing Arguments. Your honor, there are many reasons to deny my client custody of his son. He's black and poor, the mother's white and rich. He hangs with thugs and nobodies, she hobnobs with the rich and politically connected. But your honor … My client knows all this. And he came here anyway, knowing all his flaws would be exposed and ridiculed! What does that tell you, your honor? That he's an idiot? That he's a moron? That he loves his son that much!
     
239. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2011-10-06 son 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2011-10-06 Pub. Date: 2011-10-06
Image Number: 66214
Caption: So what happened when you talked to Roxanne? I went well. Who needs a lawyer. I convinced her I have a good chance of winning custody of our son. Then she hugged me and excused herself to go book a trip to eastern Europe. That sounds slightly less well, out loud.
     
240. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2011-08-10 son 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2011-08-10 Pub. Date: 2011-08-10
Image Number: 64168
Caption: Why should the court grant you custody of your son? Because I love him with all my heart. That's all you said. That's all that matters. How 'bout "I have a great job, I'm ambitious, I'm responsible, I've already planned for his future, and here's all the proof"? That would've been good too.
     
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