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201. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2013-04-05 son 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2013-04-05 Pub. Date: 2013-04-05
Image Number: 95258
Caption: What's wrong, Clyde? Nothin'. I saw you left your son to Susan in your last will and testament. I thought we was boys, Big L. Why you ain't ask me to raise him? How do you know what's in my last will and testament? That ain't important right now. I need to change my passwords. Focus, fool. Focus.
     
202. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2013-04-04 son 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2013-04-04 Pub. Date: 2013-04-04
Image Number: 95257
Caption: Look, Susan … I know you don’t want kids … … But there's no one else I'd trust to raise my son if something happened to me. You really wouldn't have to do much, other than maybe fight off his evil mother in a long, incredibly drawn-out custody battle. Don't feed him wheat, it gives him the poops. I'll say yes only if you promise not to die.
     
203. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2013-02-24 son 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2013-02-24 Pub. Date: 2013-02-24
Image Number: 93316
Caption: But I'm tiwed, daddy. Doesn’t matter. In about two years you'll have something called "homework." Then everyone will test you. Teachers, friends, rivals, doctors, the DMV … Then you'll work for someone most of the time. Or start a business and work all the time. You'll meet someone special and she'll betray you or disappoint you of be too clingy, and you'll do the same to her. And when you don't have any problems at all, you'll worry that that only means you've forgotten something big. Awite, aweady!!! Awe you thatithfied? Bounce while you still can, son.
     
204. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2013-02-20 son 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2013-02-20 Pub. Date: 2013-02-20
Image Number: 93617
Caption: Hi, momma. How're you doing? How's everything? No momma, I'm not dying. … No momma, I'm not getting married. … No momma, I didn’t win the lottery. … That's right, momma. I'm calling for no particular reason, just to see how you're doing. Do Not Lean On Door. No, I'm not an imposter holding your son hostage - Momma, remember when you asked why I don't call that often? Do Not Lean On Door.
     
205. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2013-01-19 son 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2013-01-19 Pub. Date: 2013-01-19
Image Number: 92334
Caption: You don’t need a woman, Big L. You smart. You work hard. You honest. You a good man. You can raise your son on your own. That's not why I'm desperately looking for a woman! Maybe not "honest."
     
206. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2012-11-11 son 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2012-11-11 Pub. Date: 2012-11-11
Image Number: 89301
Caption: I've been trying to figure out why I didn’t vote. I tell people it's because I don't like choosing between the lesser of two evils, but I don't think that's it. I mean, I choose between the lesser of two evils every day, all day long. Do I drive a car that'll pollute the environment, or do I rise a bike with rubber tires that also pollute? Do I call my mom and disappoint her with my life choices, or not call her and be a bad son? Do I give my therapist a bad check, or do I wait till her turns his head and make a break for it? Wait ... what?
     
207. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2012-10-22 son 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2012-10-22 Pub. Date: 2012-10-22
Image Number: 88835
Caption: Can you watch my son tonight? I'm flying to Boca Raton to cover the last debate. Thug 4 Life. My readers want to know what it's like to be in the room. This is 2012. People telecommute. Bruthas be Facebooking. Why you wanna look like you stuck in the past? If you don't wanna watch him, just say so. Don't nobody care about actually being someplace? Thug 4 Life.
     
208. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2012-07-26 son 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2012-07-26 Pub. Date: 2012-07-26
Image Number: 84530
Caption: Why won't you go to sleep. Cuth I don’t want to. That's circular reasoning, son. It's one of the most common logical fallacies. And every time a child utters a logical fallacy, a Muppet dies a horrible death. Are you thtill talking?
     
209. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2012-07-24 son 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2012-07-24 Pub. Date: 2012-07-24
Image Number: 84528
Caption: I'm gonna give you a note to give your son. What's it say? "I'm sorry for calling you a son of a doody-head in day care yesterday." Did I spell "doody" right? That's just a bunch of squiggles. Saying sorry when you don’t mean it is a sign of maturity.
     
210. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2012-06-16 son 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2012-06-16 Pub. Date: 2012-06-16
Image Number: 81853
Caption: This'll be your first Father's Day with your son. How do you feel about that, Lemont? I feel like Lionel's lucky he's gonna have the father I never had. One who cares! One who's there! Ph.D. … And only a fool would be jealous of his own son! In other words, I'm very happy. Fascinating. Ph.D.
     
211. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2012-06-15 son 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2012-06-15 Pub. Date: 2012-06-15
Image Number: 81852
Caption: What should I do with my son for Father's Day? That's not important. Dr. Noodle. All that matters is that you're together. For instance … Do I remember what my dad and I did every Father's Day? No. I simply remember being with him, as we waited for mom to post his bail. Ph.D. Lionel's too young for prison-bonding. Good times. Ph.D.
     
212. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2012-06-13 son 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2012-06-13 Pub. Date: 2012-06-13
Image Number: 81850
Caption: Not throwin' up is … All about … Mind over … Matter, Big L. Thug 4 Life. I just focus on somethin' else … Like how we about to … Pick up yo' son … From day care. … An' like how he got curly red hair … Just like a slipp'ry plate of … Slimy spaghetti … Ohgawd … This is not going to end well. Mind over OH gawd ... Thug 4 Life.
     
213. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2012-06-09 son 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2012-06-09 Pub. Date: 2012-06-09
Image Number: 81662
Caption: What do you mean Lionel already bought your Father's Day gift? He's two, Lemont. He doesn’t have any money. I know he'd be sad about that … So I used his college fund to get myself the complete Doctor Who DVD set. You're very thoughtful. You have to put the children first.
     
214. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2012-06-06 son 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2012-06-06 Pub. Date: 2012-06-06
Image Number: 81659
Caption: If I ask you to pick up Lionel from day care while I am at the job agency … Time. … Will that end in disaster? Time. How could you ask that? We best friends. Sorry, Clyde. I forgive you. … Who's Lionel? Time.
     
215. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2012-06-05 son 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2012-06-05 Pub. Date: 2012-06-05
Image Number: 81658
Caption: Ey, dawg.* Thug for Life. Thank God for Culture Clash. *I just saw a Verizon commercial featuring a father and son. Hey, Clyde.* Thug for Life. Thank God for Culture Clash. *The one were subtitles translate their grunts to show you a deep discussion about their feelings? Grunt.* Thug for Life. *Yes. Do you think they ripped us off? Yawn.* Thug for Life. Thank God for Culture Clash. *Nah. "Airplane" did it first, anyway.
     
216. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2012-06-04 son 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2012-06-04 Pub. Date: 2012-06-04
Image Number: 81657
Caption: P. Diddy's son got a football scholarship to UCLA. P. Diddy the richest cat in hip-hop. He got like $550 million. Why should a rich kid get a full scholarship, but someone like me who need it can't get nothing? 'Cause he earned it. An' it ain't fair they only give scholarships to people who go to college.
     
217. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2012-05-16 son 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2012-05-16 Pub. Date: 2012-05-16
Image Number: 80977
Caption: So how's Lionel? No, I don’t think I should take him to Roxanne's. After all, I sued to share custody 50-50, because I was raised by a single mom and I know how important a mom is to a son. Not my fault the court gave me sole custody. Um … Ok. I resent your insinuation that I'm doing something wrong.
     
218. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2012-05-15 son 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2012-05-15 Pub. Date: 2012-05-15
Image Number: 80976
Caption: Goodnight, son. Goodnight, mommy. "Daddy." Mommy. You call a man "daddy," son. Mommy thed a man goethe away to work evwy day. "Daddy." Are you thure?
     
219. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2012-03-13 son 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2012-03-13 Pub. Date: 2012-03-13
Image Number: 77313
Caption: Why ith the thky blue? Well, it's simple son. Y'see the sunlight? Uh huh. You feel the air? Uh huh. Y'know how sunlight is composed of all the colors in the spectrum, but blue has the shortest, most energetic wavelength so it's easier for it to ping-pong off the oxygen molecules and appear to fill the sky? There was a sale on blue paint at Home Depot. Oh.
     
220. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2012-03-02 son 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2012-03-02 Pub. Date: 2012-03-02
Image Number: 76894
Caption: Momma, I just want to thank you for always being there for me, no matter what I needed to talk about. When I needed to talk about girls, you were there. When I needed to know why God let bad things happen, you were there. You've always been there for anything ... Except when I want to talk about my dad. No, momma, that doesn't sound like static, it sounds more like you hissing "gwaaoowaaoo." Click.
     
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