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1. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2016-08-15 sleep 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2016-08-15 Pub. Date: 2016-08-15
Image Number: 147572
Caption: Fox's Female Follies. At least 20 women have accused Fox New's Roger Ailes of sexual harassment. Hey ladies! Fox News Henhouse. Sleep with me and you'll go places! Piggishness at Fox? Who would have guessed? The scourge of campus rape accusations. A man can't even pinch his intern's ass anymore. Fox News. It's nice that these women are standing up after years of spouting ideological hogwash ... and another minority group demanded special privileges today. PC culture! Ugh! Fox News. Too bad they might not get their day in court. Remember you signed this! Heh-heh. Binding arbitration agreement. But I thought that was for frivolous lawsuits!
     
2. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2015-03-23 sleep 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2015-03-23 Pub. Date: 2015-03-23
Image Number: 124784
Caption: A Starbucks campaign recently encouraged baristas to discuss race with customers. Ferguson's messes up. Amiright? Race together. Um, I ordered a frappuccino. Here are some "conversations" we won't see at chain restaurants. "A conversation about clopening". Let me tell you about how little sleep I get between shifts. "The #profittogether campaign" - to close the vast income gap between executives and front end workers. I'm making a fortune ... for someone else! Profit Together. "A heartfelt talk on supporting local business". Why are you even here? Stop sucking money out of your community!
     
3. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2014-06-16 sleep 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2014-06-17 Pub. Date: 2014-06-16
Image Number: 112804
Caption: Making a Point. A posh London neighborhood is using spikes to discourage sleeping homeless people. Bloody hell! Now they want to impale us! Spikes aren't necessarily a bad idea if we use them in the right places. Every lot available for the new Wal-mart has these darn things in it. I dunno. These spikes just showed up on all the streets downtown, and cars can't get through! Of course, when earth is no longer habitable and all of humanity is homeless, we may find something familiar ... That one has a good atmosphere, but ... those spikes again! It's almost as if we aren't wanted.
     
4. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2014-02-10 sleep 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2014-02-11 Pub. Date: 2014-02-10
Image Number: 107577
Caption: Now that I can get health insurance without working 40 hours a week, I'm free to spend more time with my grandkids. The translation. Obamacare to cost two million jobs. Economic disaster ahead? It's easy to make good news about the affordable care act sound bad. These cancer treatments are hell. New health law painful for thousands. May cause nausea, hair loss. Starting your own business means a lot of late nights. Sleep loss up for new enrollees. ACA enabling bad career choices. You know, I'm a lot happier now that I've left my evil boss behind. Protestant work ethic collapses. Some Obamacare enrollees are enjoying life.
     
5. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2012-09-10 sleep 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2012-09-11 Pub. Date: 2012-09-10
Image Number: 87424
Caption: Real-Life Scenes from the Democratic National Convention. Pill pack emcee at Planned Parenthood rally. Obama. Women. Gulf War vet and Obama supporter arguing with Occupy protester. Pig snout. Gulf War. My view of the convention hall. Excuse me! The butts of a thousand journalists squeezed in my face. Typical Dank media person: Bags under eyes from 4 hours of sleep, commuting from South Carolina. Cellphone dead. Laptop dead. Feet sore from walking miles around security fences. British reporter who had just come from Tampa. (Gender-neutral silhouette). The people at the RNC were a bunch of tosses! We have racists too, but at least they keep it hidden!
     
6. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2011-09-29 sleep 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2011-09-29 Pub. Date: 2011-09-29
Image Number: 89289
Caption: Slowpoke. Obama cuts deal to live in tent. In a historic bipartisan compromise, President Obama has agreed to move into a tent on the White House lawn while senior GOP lawmakers occupy the White House. Base Camp One. "Speaking earlier at a press conference, the President sounded triumphant." I have always said the democratic party is a big tent, and now I'm putting that belief into practice. This is what happens when Congress works together for the good of the country! "Obama's new quarters will consist of a four-person tent for sleeping, and an oval-shaped tent for working. Now I can show my solidarity with America's growing population of canvas home-dwellers. Two Months Later. In order to cut the tent expenses from the federal budget, I've agreed to live in a box in the Nevada desert. Victory again!
     
7. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2010-02-08 sleep 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2010-02-08 Pub. Date: 2010-02-08
Image Number: 90482
Caption: Slowpoke. Head of Sedate. 2004: A visionary speaker emerges at the Democratic National Convention. I believe that we have a righteous wind at our backs … Wow! What passion! 2009: Heritage Foundation ninjas begin slipping Quaaludes into Obama's Cheerios. He's eating them! Munch munch. And so ... We must believe ... In the audacity ... Of sleep. What happened? But one day, Obama switches to Malia's Froot Loops. It's time for change. And suddenly ... Clarity! Wait a minute! What have I been up to? It's time to fire up this nation with some killer oratory! Until the next morning. That does it. He gets the angel dust. This should be interesting! Froot Loops.
     
8. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2009-06-15 sleep 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2009-06-15 Pub. Date: 2009-06-15
Image Number: 90698
Caption: Slowpoke. Ranger Drooly here! Now that loaded, concealed weapons will be allowed in national parks, you'll need to prepare for vacation … And battle! Check out the latest gear for … The Commando Camper. The Bradley Fighting Tent. Doosh! Surrounded by rifle-wielding yahoos strung out on crystal meth? care them off easily with this lightweight assault dome. Sleeps four. Killer Weenies. From the makers of Napalm s'mores, these hot dogs squirt flesh-dissolving acid! Is that a bear or a fellow camper? Better safe than sorry! Zing! Warning: Do not eat killer weenie. Exploding Decoy Children. 1. An animatronic decoy child filled with TNT is the last thing the bad guys will ever expect! 2. BOOM! Available in 12 ethnicities! Get in the spirit with Death Metal Campfire Songs. Bodies are bursting apart volcanic eruption of guts exploding cadavers bring forth a bloodbath to torment all life.* *Actual lyrics by Cannibal Corpse. "Because it's not a family vacation - it's war."
     
9. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2008-09-08 sleep 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2008-09-08 Pub. Date: 2008-09-08
Image Number: 91251
Caption: Slowpoke. Land of the Free! Text of an actual ad in a Canadian newspaper from the Arizona Dept. of Commerce. WANTED: Canadian manufacturer to relocate operations to Arizona. The right project can expect … … Nearly free land, almost no taxes and an affordable and available workforce. Yes, it seems the U.S. is trying to become Canada's China. Were is this headed. Forget Arizona! Bring your business to Georgia. Free land. Docile workers. We'll pay YOU taxes Bonbons on you pillow FOR LIFE! Screw Georgia. Move your factory to ... Wyoming. Land and women for the taking. Radio-controlled labor force. Bonbons on you pillow AND complimentary "Wyoming" bathrobe. "Square State, Square Deal." Eff Wyoming. Real manufacturers come to Texas. Army of cowhand slaveboys. Sleep with the governor's wife. Dispose of civilian population as you see fit. No rules. Just right.
     
10. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2008-04-14 sleep 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2008-04-14 Pub. Date: 2008-04-14
Image Number: 91233
Caption: Slowpoke. Confused about the electoral process? Try Professor P's Civics Reader. CAUCUSES: Members of a party form herds in an elementary school cafeteria. After completing three rebuses, a chili cookoff, and reading Clan of the Cave Bear, winners are chosen. Meanwhile, the Democratic candidates' campaigns are busy nursing giant colonies of SUPERDELEGETES - mysterious beings said to acquire special powers from a radioactive donkey bite. Sleep well my pretties. At the appointed hour, the super delegates rise and do battle against each other miles above the Earth. Eat my hope bolts! Obamalon. O. I'll CHANGE you ... into Molten flesh! Hillaron. H. Armed with bows and arrows, greased pigs and kryptonite grenades, the delegates and superdelagates meet up. Only one candidate leaves alive. And the glory of Democracy lives on!
     
11. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2008-01-01 sleep 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2008-01-01 Pub. Date: 2008-01-01
Image Number: 86607
Caption: Slowpoke. Perhaps you've seen this email that's been floating around the internet. To all the kids who survived the 1930s-70s: We slept in cribs covered in lead paint … We rode our bikes without helmets … We rode in cars without seat belts, booster seats, or airbags ... Yet these generations produced some of the greatest risk-takers and inventors ever! If you are one of them, CONGRATULATIONS! Share this with others who grew up before the LAWYERS and GOVERNMENT regulated so much of our lives. YEAH! Kids today are sissies! We at Slowpoke would like to add these examples. As a kid, my grandma worked 23 hour days in the knicker factory and slept in a bed made of dung. I'm sure she would have HATED the way the guv'mint tells us what to do now! I've had four kids thrown from a moving vehicle! I've had five! Damn, you win! If there were no speed limit, I'da had six by now! We only give Timmy lead-painted toys from China. They build character. He just loves to suck on his truck. Wal-Mart.
     
12. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2006-01-01 sleep 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2006-01-01 Pub. Date: 2006-01-01
Image Number: 86612
Caption: Slowpoke. Wal*Mart wants to open an "Industrial Loan Corporation," which many think will lead to the opening of bank branches. Soon you may walk into a Wal*Bank. The Greeter. Welcome to Wal*Bank! Open a checking account and get a free ceramic lawn toad! The teller windows double as fast food stands - Accumulate fatty deposits while you make deposits! Honey mustard or barbecue sauce? Kongealed Fried Cholesterol and teller No. 8. Sleeps in her Hyundai. Anti-Union Spycam. The loan officer is himself $89,000 in debt. Plastic yard chair. Wal*Mart Global Domination Pie Chart. Wal*Mart. Not Wal*Mart. We can do it! The business model. Wal*Bank. Walton Family (The real Wal*Bank) Right-Wing Anti-Worker Politicians. Policies that hurt the poor. Tax cuts for hotel heiresses. More poor people! Poor people's money.
     
13. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2002-01-01 sleep 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2002-01-01 Pub. Date: 2002-01-01
Image Number: 92653
Caption: Slowpoke. The Sleep Connoisseur. Ah, yes. In my lifetime, I've known many an exquisite spell of slumber. There was that moonlit night in Zanzibar in 1962 … That power nap in Brussels in 1987 … … Those chicken cordon bleu-induced lucid dreams in the south of France, 1991 ... Just as hunters collect animal heads from their safaris, MY trophies are these self-portraits taken in various beds around the globe. This one from Peking, 1978. A satisfying respite, punctuated by soft snores. Sure, I make great sleep look easy. But I've spent years perfecting it through diligent study of the KAMA SNOOZA. The ancient Hindu guide to hundreds of sleep positions. I've also been to many a slumber party. You can learn a lot from sleeping with other people. The KAMA SNOOZA. The Classic Eastern Sleep Texts. My hard work paid off last year, when I took first prize at the International Shuteye Awards for "Most Inspired Repose." My prize was this high-tech drool-absorbing pillow. Now, if you'll excuse me, I have to get some rest. Drool Master.
     
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