Great news. I got an iPhone. Shut up! You did? Is it not awesome? It is not. Huh? You mean it is awesome or it is not awesome? Yes. Let us begin again. Is it not the greatest device of any kind ever invented? You're making no sense. My point: I hate the iPhone. You're making no sense.
Open Mike Night Presents The Poetry Stylings of Rudy Park. O tardigrade, o tardigrade, o microscopic tardigrade … Invulnerable invertebrate you disapprove those who venerate … Nay, consecrate the vertebrates. Your tiny size cannot negate - in any way invalidate ... Depreciate ... Eliminate your innate state of "great." Almost all life thou doth predate. Mass extinctions? ... You tolerate. While dinosaurs, they meet their fate, you propagate and populate. You survive almost anyplace ... from deepest seas to outer space. To those who try to make a case that having 'no backbone's" disgrace, I point you out, o tardigrade and say ... IN ... YOUR ... FACE! See, Claire?! I'm not the only one who thinks backbones are overrated! Shut up, dear. Ok.