Sadie, I want to show you something. This is a great new Youtube video. Check it out. That's some random person doing hula hoop and singing a show tune. That. Makes. Me. So. Mad. Action. Aaaaahhhh.
You were caught on videotape being nice to Rudy? Repeatedly. These tapes cannot get out. I implore readers to ignore this. And please, please, please … Do not tune in to my radio show next week to hear the gory details!! Um … Did this just get suspect? Oh, the things I'll reveal live on the air next week. Ignore it, I beg you all!