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1. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2018-08-13 shop 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2018-08-13 Pub. Date: 2018-08-13
Image Number: 173603
Caption: Summer Refreshment Gentrification. 1. In the beginning, there was an ice cream stand. The Cone Throne. 2. Then came the lowfat frozen yogurt trend … TUBF. The universe's best froyo. Gas Planet Swirl. 3 … replaced by the smoothies craze … Fruitageddon. Kiwi gojiberry blast. 4 ... until tastes go more upscale ... Kombuchi Klatch. Liquid wellness bar. 5 ... and finally, the shop is replaced by luxury condos. You know, I could really go for some ice cream. Cocktails $15.
     
2. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2017-12-11 shop 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2017-12-11 Pub. Date: 2017-12-11
Image Number: 166208
Caption: Mr & Mrs. Perkins Go Gift Shopping 2017. Now that the mall has closed, I guess we'll try this shopping center. The Bunker Bunker. Survive in style! Lead throw pillows $49. The Bump Stockyard. Rapid-fire deals! Fashy Bug. Make it a white polo Christmas! Doesn't Auntie Perkins like Fashion Bug? Yes, but this looks different. Gorka-Tex™ all-weather stomping gear. Made in Hungary. This stuff is very popular now, I gather. Um ... let's just look for a cute animal calendar. Flag capes. Kek ties. Mein Katpf. 2018 calendars. Der Fürer. Überkatzen. The Will to Purr. On second thought, maybe I'll just bake her a fruitcake.
     
3. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2015-12-28 shop 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2015-12-28 Pub. Date: 2015-12-28
Image Number: 137271
Caption: Have you noticed? The size of some food packaging had been quietly shrinking over recent years. Half-gallon (64 oz) of OJ - Now only 59 oz! 8 oz of Hummus now 7 oz. Soup. 15 oz - weak! How will they cut corners next? Cheerio holes will grow larger ... And we'll get the "Swiss Everything" fad. Hole Wheat. Swiss Bread. Mom's Microwavables. Swiss Meatloaf. Three Musketeers bars will be subtly downsized ... 2 Musketeers. And big, crappy toys will be embedded in ice cream. Vinyl Gnome. Perhaps saddest of all, honeybears will slowly be dismembered. Honey. Honey. (This cartoon was originally published on 2010-11-01).
     
4. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2015-12-14 shop 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2015-12-14 Pub. Date: 2015-12-14
Image Number: 136693
Caption: Mr. and Mrs. Perkins Go Gift Shopping 2015. Death Star-Shaped Christmas Hams are here! What to get for Auntie Perkins? Anything NOT Star Wars-themed! Limited Edition "Scent of Yoda" aromatherapy candles. How about - never mind. Sale! Star Wars Vader Graters. There's always jewelry! Wait, these aren't pearl earrings - these are tiny BB-8 droids! May I help you? Is there nothing here that's not a movie tie-in? Mall security. I'm afraid you'll have to leave, ma'am.
     
5. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2015-11-23 shop 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2015-11-23 Pub. Date: 2015-11-23
Image Number: 135767
Caption: Thanksgiving Through the Years. 1621. To our bountiful harvest! 1940s. To our family! 2010s. Here's to 50% off digital spatulas at All-Mart! Later! 2050s. Here's to a day in the shop pods! Kids, ear your nanoturkeys!
     
6. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2015-03-25 shop 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2015-03-25 Pub. Date: 2015-03-25
Image Number: 124880
Caption: I still didn't feel the need to talk with anyone about it. I hardly thought about Carl. For all I knew, he had forgotten about me. As I found out 33 years after the rape, this was not the case. Mid-2000s. It was a Saturday or Sunday afternoon late in December. My family and I had just returned from grocery shopping. I was picking up oranges that had spilled on the floor when the phone rang. I answered. Strangely, I immediately recognized the voice. Do you know who this is? It's Carl from college! It suddenly felt like three days had passes since the rape, not three decades. Yes, what do you want? ? (This is a long form cartoon. To see next panels, use "Image Number" box at left and enter 124881.)
     
7. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2015-02-09 shop 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2015-02-09 Pub. Date: 2015-02-09
Image Number: 122941
Caption: The Screen. Working. Playing. Pyoo! Pyoo! Shopping. Watching a movie. Reading a book. Socializing. Facebook. Listening to Music. Complaining. Dave, I feel like something's missing from my life. Perpetuating. I've got the perfect app for that!
     
8. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2014-11-24 shop 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2014-11-24 Pub. Date: 2014-11-24
Image Number: 119533
Caption: Grandpa Perkins' Thanksgiving Tirade. Can you believe Obama and this immigration nonsense? I don't recognize this country anymore. When I was growing up, we lived in a small town where everyone knew everyone! You shopped at your neighbors' store! Now everything is made by foreigners ... and all those good jobs with family businesses are gone - thanks to immigrants! Where are you going? It's 6:00! Time to hit the pre-Black Friday sale at Krap-Mart!
     
9. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2013-12-09 shop 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2013-12-10 Pub. Date: 2013-12-09
Image Number: 105091
Caption: Mr. & Mrs. Perkins Go Gift Shopping 2013. We could get Auntie Perkins a throw pillow. Hmm … contains carcinogenic flame retardants. Home Sweet Home. How about one of these gizmos? The Zart 5.2 is here! Those are assembled in Chinese sweatshops under brutal conditions. There's always clothing. Made by Bangladeshi garment workers whose factory collapsed on them. Some preserves? Non-organic strawberries are laden with pesticides. Strawberry. Surely this store will have something. Grandma's Giftplex. Actually, the owners are eccentric billionaires who support stoning gay people. We're looking for a store with well-paid employees who don't have to work holidays, that sells quality stuff that won't kill you and didn't harm the people who made it. Mall information. Security!
     
10. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2013-11-24 shop 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2013-11-26 Pub. Date: 2013-11-24
Image Number: 104524
Caption: Black Friday is creeping ever earlier, with Kmart opening at 6am on Thanksgiving, and WalMart at 6pm. WalMart associates are really excited to work that day! Gnaw gnaw. Executive VP Duncan Mac Naughton (actual quote). But workers can still celebrate! Lord, thank you for these snack chips, and for the fact that this day will eventually be over. Turkitos. "Grab a bag of Thanksgiving!" Like so many aspects of American life, holidays have become 2-tiered. Thanksgiving premium. Family. Wine. Candlelight. Dressing the turkey. "Have another helping". Giving thanks. Thanksgiving basic. Co-workers. Red Bull. Fluorescent lights. Cleaning up dressing rooms. "How can I help you?" "Thanks for shopping". Soon, we'll tell the new story of Thanksgiving ... "On this day, we remember the Pilgrims who came in the ship-sized vehicles in search of a new world of discounted goods." Welcome! Greeted by native.
     
11. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2013-07-29 shop 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2013-07-29 Pub. Date: 2013-07-29
Image Number: 99937
Caption: The Right To Bear Bags. And now a word from the plastics industry: You may have heard some trash talk lately about plastic shopping bags. Some cities have even banned them! Time for some facts. "So plastic bags gum up recycling machinery, and New York City alone dumps 100,000 tons of them into landfills each year." "That is nothing compared to your right to carry individually-wrapped slices of American cheese in a plastic package in a plastic bag." Krapft Singles. "Why, if the polymer police get their way, this gorgeous living work of art some wrongly call the 'Pacific Garbage Patch' might not exist for out grandchildren!" Any new taxes on disposable sacks, and we're throwing re-usable totes into the Boston Harbor! Plastic Party Patriots. "Plastic Bags: Our Last Line of Defense Against Tyranny!"
     
12. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2012-11-27 shop 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2012-11-27 Pub. Date: 2012-11-27
Image Number: 90518
Caption: Some Wal-mart workers went on strike on Black Friday, but few Americans seemed to care. Outta my way! Fair pay. Popcorn makers are 30% off! What if shoppers had the same sense of urgency about inequality? You make how little per hour? What can I do to help you right now? And when workers went on strike, customers stayed home? There were zero purchases made today in the nation's Wal-marts! Sale. Quit daydreaming and sweep the floor! We just had 10,000 people through here! Yes, sir. Poof!
     
13. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2012-04-09 shop 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2012-04-09 Pub. Date: 2012-04-09
Image Number: 86653
Caption: COFFEE SHOP NO-NO'S AS WITNESSED BY THE CARTOONIST. Heating up the Stauffer's frozen entrée you purchased at the grocery next door. This thing sire is slow! RRRRR … Smoking an incredibly foul cigar in the outdoor seating area. What are you lookin' at? KOFF! KOFF! Tech no-nos. Videoconferencing in the middle of the cafe, especially without headphones. So I'll shoot you an email about the Butler account tomorrow. Sounds good, Barb! And worst of all, watching Susan Boyle videos with the volume turned way up ... I dreamed a dream ...
     
14. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2012-04-02 shop 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2012-04-02 Pub. Date: 2012-04-02
Image Number: 86652
Caption: IF BUYING BROCCOLI WERE LIKE BUYING HEALTH INSURANCE. Because some Supreme Court justices can't seem to tell the difference. Broccoli! Broccoli! Bewildering Jargon. Stalk Pay … $0. Sprout Rider … $200. Floret Fee … $50. Cruciferous Subtractor … $100. High Risk Brocco-Pool. How much is this? You might need a lot of broccoli someday, so that'll be $500 a head. Denial of Vegetable. I'm sorry, ma'am. You can't buy that because you have pre-existing Chlorophilia.
     
15. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2012-01-01 shop 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2012-01-01 Pub. Date: 2012-01-01
Image Number: 86594
Caption: Slowpoke. What's wrong, Mr. P? I can't decide which I identify with: The nostalgic, timeless aura of Coke, or the energetic, youth-oriented themes of Pepsi. Santa Clause or Beyonce? That is the question. You could go the spiritual route with this tea. It promises "the enlightenment of a thousand tea-betan monks." I'm afraid I prefer my beverages dharma-free. Buddha Brand Tea. Now sox more Zen! From the makers of Sno-Koans. Surely there must be SOME marketing niche you fall into. I am simply too complex to be pigeonholed. Manly Man Fancy pear halves. Rowdy Lesbian brand cupcakes. Upwardly Mobile mustard. Sale Items. Er ... On second thought, I stand corrected. Repressed Suit-Wearing Pointy-Headed Man Cheese.
     
16. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2011-12-20 shop 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2011-12-20 Pub. Date: 2011-12-20
Image Number: 89018
Caption: Slowpoke. Mr. & Mrs. Perkins Go Gift Shopping 2011. It's going to be hard to top the Englebert Humperdinck retrospective we got for Auntie Perkins last year. Let's go in here! The 1% Chef. The 1% Chef. The only kitchen products not made in China. Look! Here's a saucepan hand-forged by rustic peasant women in Provence! $4,000. Das egg. And a $500 egg separator made from decommissioned German tanks! The Data Mine Electronics. All products now embedded with carrier IQ spyware! As seen on your Smartphone. Acme Biometrics. How about this place? I find their customer service a bit intrusive. The Holiday Minimalist. "It's the thought that counts." This year, give a conceptual gift: an empty box. Gift. Gift. Let's just go with fruitcake!
     
17. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2010-12-13 shop 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2010-12-13 Pub. Date: 2010-12-13
Image Number: 89601
Caption: Slowpoke. Mr. & Mrs. Perkins go gift shopping 2010. This year, the Perkinses skip the mall. I hope Auntie Perkins likes her Englebert Humperdinck retrospective. So what CDs would you like? Oh, don't bother. I can stream them online for next to nothing! Maybe a subscription to Modern Dandy magazine? I just read their website for free. That's good enough! How about a recipe book? I Google recipes now. A calendar? I use the one on my phone. Sigh ... a puppy? That reminds me - It's time to feed my virtual Shih Tzu!
     
18. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2010-11-01 shop 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2010-11-01 Pub. Date: 2010-11-01
Image Number: 86604
Caption: Slowpoke. Have you noticed? The size of some food packaging had been quietly shrinking over recent years. Half-gallon (64 oz) of OJ - Now only 59 oz! 8 oz of Hummus now 7 oz. Soup. 15 oz - weak! How will they cut corners next? Cheerio holes will grow larger ... And we'll get the "Swiss Everything" fad. Hole Wheat. Swiss Bread. Mom's Microwavables. Swiss Meatloaf. Three Musketeers bars will be subtly downsized ... 2 Musketeers. And big, crappy toys will be embedded in ice cream. Vinyl Gnome. Perhaps saddest of all, honeybears will slowly be dismembered. Honey. Honey.
     
19. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2009-12-21 shop 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2009-12-21 Pub. Date: 2009-12-21
Image Number: 90479
Caption: Slowpoke. Mr. & Mrs. Perkins Go Gift Shopping 2009. Stuff 'n' Things Etcetera. Out of Business. Build-A-Bard Workshop. This space for lease. Hard to believe it's time to buy a present for auntie Perkins again. This mall has certainly seen better days. It's Disposable! One time-use sinks, sofas and ottomans. Please visit out new location online. Almost like it was hit by a Predator drone or something. I'm starting to think we won't find anything. Banana Dystopia Remodeling until 2018. Well, here's one place that's still open. Bank of All Space and Time. Gift-Wrapped Credit Cards: The gift that keeps on giving ... To us! I hope auntie Perkins likes plastic.
     
20. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2009-11-30 shop 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2009-11-30 Pub. Date: 2009-11-30
Image Number: 90476
Caption: Slowpoke. D.I.Y. Recovery. With the government's hands seemingly tied, what can ordinary citizens do to get the economy moving again? Civilian Metal Detecting Corps: Squadrons of the unemployed will spend their days seeking buried treasure for us all. BEEP! Flash Mob Stimulus: Each week, some business gets lucky. Papa Porcini's. It's LOCAL PIZZA day! Mama mia! Newspapers are next. The Bailed-out Banker Price Adjuster: Step one - All merchants pitch in for a nationwide, biometric banker identification system. Double mocha with extra whipped cream, please. I.D. Affirmative. Chase Perkins. Goldman Sachs. 2009 Bonus: $6.2 Million. Step Two - Prices are then pegged to the banker's year-end bonus. That'll be $12,000. 6.2 mil doesn't go as far as it used to!
     
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