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1. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2017-04-28 shop 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2017-04-28 Pub. Date: 2017-04-28
Image Number: 157288
Caption: Where've you been, Boo? I haven't seen you in weeks. I understand that you need a lot of "me time," and it's totally cool that you like to do your own thing. But tomorrow's my mom's birthday and I'd like you to go with us to the spa, and then shopping and maybe to the antique fair. I'd love for her to get to know you like I do. There go that noise again.
     
2. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2017-01-05 shop 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2017-01-05 Pub. Date: 2017-01-05
Image Number: 152858
Caption: I'm not going to buy any gifts this year, Clyde. Say what? Buying someone a gift used to mean something. You used to have to go to the store and think about what they'd like. Now that you can just click a button on their Amazon wish list, you don't have to put any thought at all into it. It used to be the thought that counted. Now it's the thoughtless that counts. You broke, ain't you.
     
3. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2017-01-04 shop 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2017-01-04 Pub. Date: 2017-01-04
Image Number: 152857
Caption: I need some new pants. Want to come shopping? I'll pretend you ain't asked me that, Big L. Bruthas don't "shop" together. That's what women do. What, you need me to tell you if them jeans make you look fat? You need me to tell you how pretty you is? Get outta here with that #$%@. Clyde, a man who's secure in his own sexuality isn't afraid to go shopping with another man. I'll pretend you ain't said "sexuality" to me.
     
4. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2016-10-09 shop 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2016-10-09 Pub. Date: 2016-10-09
Image Number: 148825
Caption: Hello, you've reached Candorville county. This is Ryan 2.0. How may I hinder you? My son was mistakenly enrolled in Medicaid. I need him off that. Please listen carefully as our options may have changed. To discuss Medicaid eligibility, say "two." To report fraud, say "three." To report child or elder abuse, say "four." Two. To obtain a business license, say "five." "Two." To dispute a county tax lien or inquire about your property tax bill, say "six." "Two." To make a child support payment, say "seven." To send an inmate a care package, say "eight." "Two." I said TWO! TWO! TWO! TWO! Just put an actual person on the phone! That option is invalid. To purchase coroner gift shop merchandise, say "nine."
     
5. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2015-04-01 shop 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2015-04-01 Pub. Date: 2015-04-01
Image Number: 124959
Caption: Hi, I'm just checking on your return policy. No, it's exactly what I ordered. No, it's not defective. No, none of the accessories were missing. It's just that … you know how sometimes things just don't fit you like you thought they would? Yeah, they said I can return my new shoes.
     
6. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2015-01-13 shop 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2015-01-13 Pub. Date: 2015-01-13
Image Number: 121385
Caption: Too many women feel entitled. I blame every man who calls his little girl a "princess." I told MY daughter "You ain't no princess! Take off that @#%$ tiara! Ain't nobody gonna 'take care of you' but YOU." Now that's "real talk." A lot of men feel "entitled," too. Not MY son. Made him pay me room an' board ever since he was three. Two packs of bubble gum, due first of every month.
     
7. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2014-12-05 shop 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2014-12-05 Pub. Date: 2014-12-05
Image Number: 119645
Caption: I'm not buying any gifts this Christmas, Clyde. Say what? Buying someone a gift used to mean something. You used to have to go to the store and think about what they'd like. Now that you can just click a button on their Amazon Wish List, you don’t have to put any thought at all into it. It used to be the THOUGHT that counted. Now it's the THOUGHTLESS that counts. You broke, ain't you.
     
8. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2014-12-03 shop 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2014-12-03 Pub. Date: 2014-12-03
Image Number: 119643
Caption: I need some new pants. Want to come shopping? I'll pretend you ain't asked me that, Big L. Bruthas don't "shop" together. That's what women do. What, you need me to tell you if them jeans make you look fat? You need me to tell you how pretty you is? Get outta here with that #$%@. Clyde, a man who's secure in his own sexuality isn't afraid to go shopping with another man. I'll pretend you ain't said "sexuality" to me.
     
9. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2014-09-11 shop 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2014-09-11 Pub. Date: 2014-09-11
Image Number: 116186
Caption: I've never been happier about the fact that I don’t own my own home. Home Depot may have just been targeted by credit-card hackers. If I were a home owner, I'd shop at Home Depot all the time. My credit card info would've been stolen, and identity thieves would have ruined my life. I've got nothing to worry about unless they start hacking TRANSIENTS DEPOT. Whatever makes you feel better, dude.
     
10. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2014-04-06 shop 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2014-04-06 Pub. Date: 2014-04-06
Image Number: 109064
Caption: You know why the conservatives in the senate killed President Obama's "Debo Adegbile" nomination, right? Lennox. Flatbush. Rollo's Cuts. They said it was 'cause Adegbile represented a "cop-killer" in court. Other people say it's because he's got a record of fighting those voter ID laws, an' Republicans don't want someone in the Justice Department who's good at fighting their voter ID laws. But they're all wrong. You wanna know the REAL reason they killed that nomination? ... Because they could. That still doesn't explain why you shaved an ad for your shop onto the back of my head.
     
11. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2014-02-09 shop 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2014-02-09 Pub. Date: 2014-02-09
Image Number: 106778
Caption: I think you dropped this, Clyde. Oh, good. Thanks, bruh. What is it? You ain't never seen a shopping list before? "Iron Man #1, Greedo action figure … "Breakin' 2: Electric Boogaloo Director's Cut DVD" … That's funny … this is all stuff I have in my apartment. No, it AIN'T all stuff you have in your apartment. YES IT IS! No it ain't, this here yesterday shopping list.
     
12. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2013-12-24 shop 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2013-12-24 Pub. Date: 2013-12-24
Image Number: 105428
Caption: Do you know any Christmas carols, Rosencrantz? Of course, Tyrone. (Ahem) … The fiirst noel, the ANGELS did say … No … I said "Christmas carols." You know, like "I don’t want to grow up, I'm a Toys-R-Us kid .. " Cynic.
     
13. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2013-09-15 shop 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2013-09-15 Pub. Date: 2013-09-15
Image Number: 101093
Caption: Supposedly my iPhone's been tracking my movements for years, Susan. YEARS! Strangers could paint a portrait of my unique and intricate pattern of comings and goings. Where I eat, where I shop, whom I visit, and when. Strangers could find out everything I do, Susan. IT'S AN OUTRAGE! But you don't do anything all that interesting. That's what I mean! Now there's a permanent record of my being boring.
     
14. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2013-07-17 shop 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2013-07-17 Pub. Date: 2013-07-17
Image Number: 99242
Caption: It ain't easy eatin' healthy, big L. When you walk into Groceryville, whachoo see? Grape juice: $4.48. … Ten feet over, whachoo see? Grape DRINK … 65 cents. What do you care? You're always eating MY food. Don’t change the subject. Katrina's Ghost. Thug 4 Life.
     
15. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2013-02-03 shop 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2013-02-03 Pub. Date: 2013-02-03
Image Number: 92687
Caption: My iPhone woke me up with an alert this morning, Susan. It said my bank account was overdrawn. I just don’t get it. I'm pretty good with my money. So I went to the café, got my usual mocha, and sat down to try and figure out what's gone wrong. Did you know they sell bacon-wrapped hot dogs? ... Anyway, I went to the movies to clear my head. But the movie was awful. So I went home, turned on my TV, and tried to find something good on cable. There wasn't even anything good on HBO. So I tried Netflix and Hulu+. That's when it dawned on me. ... That you really need to make a budget? Yeah. So I bought a budgeting app. ... And a Star Trek app.
     
16. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2013-01-27 shop 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2013-01-27 Pub. Date: 2013-01-27
Image Number: 92212
Caption: Today is my grandpa's 94th birthday. I went shopping for a gift. Then I remembered … Dr. Noodle. A few years ago, he tried teaching me to play dominoes. We'd play with his beat up, weathered dominoes that looked older than my dad … Later, when I was vacationing in Mexico, I bought him a new set of dominoes, hand-carved from obsidian, with jade inlays. I carried it through the jungle for weeks, gave it to him for his 90th birthday. A week later he gave it to the mailman. Old people have old things because of sentimental value. This year I'm getting him oatmeal.
     
17. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2012-12-26 shop 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2012-12-26 Pub. Date: 2012-12-26
Image Number: 91454
Caption: Sir, on behalf of Worstbuy, I'm sorry your Xbox didn’t arrive. We will of course ship you a new one. Just as soon as we're done investigating what happened. How long does an investigation take? Let's see … What year is this coming up? JUST GIVE ME A REFUND!
     
18. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2012-12-23 shop 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2012-12-23 Pub. Date: 2012-12-23
Image Number: 90872
Caption: I didn’t get anyone a Christmas gift 'case Fox News told me Obama already gave everyone gifts. Dr. Noodle. But it turns out that wasn't really true. I see. So now I have like one day to get gifts. But I gave the elves Christmas off. I can’t rescind that or I'll be in big trouble with the union. My only hope is Wal-Mart, or Best Buy. But I don't have the time to stand in line with all the procrastinators buying last-minute gifts. Besides, I'd hate to be THAT GUY ... Y'know, that guy who holds up the line 'cause he's got 7 billion gifts to buy. I hate THAT guy.
     
19. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2011-05-22 shop 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2011-05-22 Pub. Date: 2011-05-22
Image Number: 61176
Caption: Supposedly my iPhone's been tracking my movements for years, Susan. YEARS! Strangers could paint a portrait of my unique and intricate pattern of comings and goings. Where I eat, where I shop, whom I visit, and when. Strangers could find out everything I do, Susan. IT'S AN OUTRAGE! But you don't do anything all that interesting. That's what I mean! Now there's a permanent record of my being boring.
     
20. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2010-12-20 shop 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2010-12-20 Pub. Date: 2010-12-20
Image Number: 55455
Caption: I could've sworn I saw you and Clyde looking through my window last night. It's not what it looked like, Susan. Then what is it? We were Christmas tree shopping. This year we can't afford our own trees, so we're scoping out which ones we're going to take when their owners dump them on the curb after new year's. I'd rather it HAD been what it looked like. YOU CAN'T BEAT ME, GREAT RECESSION!
     
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