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1. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2019-08-05 school 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2019-08-05 Pub. Date: 2019-08-05
Image Number: 178962
Caption: Shooter Manifesto. I'm tired of being called a racist. I just don't want brown people replacing me. No question, it's an invasion. They're taking over our back-to-school sales and garlic festivals! These are low IQ, violent criminals who don't respect the law. That's why I'm going to shoot as many as possible. While the Libs are busy playing the race card ... The mass shooting community is trying to keep America safe!
     
2. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2018-10-01 school 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2018-10-01 Pub. Date: 2018-10-01
Image Number: 174346
Caption: High School Slang with Brett Kavanaugh. Judge Kavanaugh, what does boof mean? Flatulence, of course. And Beach Week Ralph Club? I get sick from spicy food. Let's try a few more. What a woman's rack? It's the shelf where she keep her spelling bee trophies. A nice rack should be respected! Hmmm, I see. How about blowjob? It's when you and a girl blow the little fluffy things off dandelions together. I like blowjobs! Don't you? Uh ... wasted? Time not spend in church on Sunday. Gang bang? A group belch. Teenage boys do it. Sorry, this sounds like B.S. I'm afraid I don't know that term.
     
3. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2018-04-02 school 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2018-04-02 Pub. Date: 2018-04-02
Image Number: 170368
Caption: Parkland Potshots. Welcome to Gun Gab. How about those student protesters? Ugh! They're all like, we don't want other kids' vital organs to be pulverized by bullets. Such entitled divas! They need to learn how to die stoically in silence, like the real men in all the Vietnam movies I've watched. These brats have absolutely no concern for the coming apocalypse, when I'll have to fend off mobs of looting brown people and their zombie equivalents! These students don't get that the problem isn't guns - it's that we're raising rage-filled nutjobs incapable of human empathy! Yeah!
     
4. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2018-03-19 school 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2018-03-19 Pub. Date: 2018-03-19
Image Number: 169848
Caption: Assault on Reason. Some argue that the students protesting school shootings just don't appreciate gun culture. If these kids did some target practice, they'd see that guns aren't scary. They're like warm, fuzzy puppies that bullets come out of! Never mind that the students aren't against guns used for hunting or sport. Look, we're just trying to keep mass slaughter machines out of the hands of people who only recently stopped eating their own boogers. Never again. Protect kids. Then there's the you can't criticize guns unless you're a gun expert lines. Oh hey, that's a Bushmaster AR-15 with 100-round dual drums.Can I live now? Yes, if everyone just understood guns, mass shootings would no longer be a problem. Pow pow pow. Hello! I like hunting and - ack!
     
5. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2018-02-19 school 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2018-02-19 Pub. Date: 2018-02-19
Image Number: 168818
Caption: School of Glock. Howdy! It seems people are blaming a mass shooting on the poor AR-15 again! Rather than ban these beautiful, rapid-fire freedom sticks, we have a more practical idea. NRA. Guns in school are good. Even better: Schools in guns! Introducing ... The Safe School of the Future. Heston Elementary. Home of the Hot Shots. Under the protective gaze of a warhead-sized bullet, these students enjoy peace through superior firepower. Now that's a high-caliber education! It's so brilliant, we're designing whole cities this way! Uzi Tower, anyone? Can I have my campaign donation now? City of Tomorrow.
     
6. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2017-06-30 school 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2017-06-30 Pub. Date: 2017-06-30
Image Number: 160142
Caption: Cults of America. This week: The Market Liberation Army. The M.L.A. is led by the charismatic Charles Mansion, who claims to channel the late economist Milton Friedman. Free your trade and your soul will follow! Members live in a compound called Dow-Jonestown, where they are indoctrined with market fundamentalism. How do we know what to do, O chosen one? Talk to the hand ... the invisible hand! Let it lift your spirit and guide you in the ways of the holy profits. They develop paranoia about those on the outside. The evil minions of the anti-hand are everywhere. We must fight their public schools and post offices! These raiments made from Wall Street Journal editorial pages will protect us from their Socialism rays! Tyranny of the Poor. Reagan lives. Any skepticism is quickly quashed. I've been thinking bad thoughts, o chose one ... like maybe we should do something about global warm - Hush! The market works in mysterious ways. But it will always love you.
     
7. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2017-06-19 school 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2017-06-19 Pub. Date: 2017-06-19
Image Number: 159665
Caption: The Scarlet Lunch. For decades, many U.S. kids without lunch money have been given low-grade substitute lunches and sometimes put to work. Five more minutes of mopping and you can get your shame sandwich! Clearly, there's a problem here … with poor kids not pulling their weight. These little moochers, sitting at desks being taught. Back in my day, the poor kids shoveled coal into furnaces at the carriage factory! Maybe it's time to stop giving free textbooks and chairs to these education queens. Emmie, can you read page 126 about Reaganomics for us? Actually, no. America: Keepin' it class-y! I'll take one. Loser. Poor.
     
8. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2016-06-20 school 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2016-06-20 Pub. Date: 2016-06-20
Image Number: 145091
Caption: A Stanford student-athlete convicted of sexual assault blames "binge drinking." Dude, I got so wasted last night, I diddled and dry-humped an unconscious girl behind a dumpster. Happens to me all the time, bro. A judge let him off easy, citing concern for his future. As for less upwardly-mobile rapists ... I see you're a high school dropout who can't catch a football. They say orange is the new black. This guy can get a harsh sentence just for being in the vicinity. Just going to buy some milk Nano-Mart. Confused? Talk to your lawyer about the justice plan that's right for you. Predator Pass. Platinum. Tucker Huntley. I'm pre-approved for three assaults a year!
     
9. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2016-05-16 school 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2016-05-16 Pub. Date: 2016-05-16
Image Number: 143538
Caption: Degrade School. For real: McDonald's holds a school fundraiser called "McTeacher Night" in which teachers must serve food to students at McDonald's Mrs. Hubbard! Keep studying, Tanya, and you can be like me someday. Yes, rather than fund schools properly, let's poison our already pre-diabetic kids! When I grow up, I want to get a good job to pay for my insulin shots! M. And the money is pathetic. But ... why did the clown keep most of the cash? Be quiet. You made $1.50. Coming soon: Nicotine Night! Each cigarette smoked - 10¢ for your school! Altria™. Keep puffing, Bobby! Or don't you want chairs this year?
     
10. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2015-03-25 school 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2015-03-25 Pub. Date: 2015-03-25
Image Number: 124879
Caption: It was so hazy and unreal, I didn't think of it as rape. Because of the drug, it didn't feel forced. In the 70s, everyone seemed to be having lots of consensual sex. Sex itself was no big deal. Naïve, I didn't know about "Roofies" yet, and the term date rape was many years from entering my vocabulary. Unlike many rape victims, I was not traumatized so much as puzzled and creeped out. I don't remember talking about it to anyone at college, though I may have. Never saw Carl after that. I heard he transferred to another school ... again ... Years passed. It eventually became clear to me that he must have spiked my drink that day. Newsbeat. The Date Rape Drug. ! As it slowly dawned on me what happened, I grew angry. Mostly, I considered it a lesson learned: Never leave your drink alone with an asshole. (This is a long form cartoon. To see next panels, use "Image Number" box at left and enter 124880.)
     
11. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2014-10-13 school 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2014-10-13 Pub. Date: 2014-10-13
Image Number: 117780
Caption: What does the economy hold in store? Let's peer into … America of the Future. In the future, nearly all jobs in the U.S. will be located in just three mega-cities. San Frangeles. Northbeastia. Texmexiplex. In the rest of the country, towns will simply adopt Wal-Mart store numbers as names. Walmart. You from here? No, I live over in 517289. Within the three cities, international elites will buy up all the walkable cores. Lovely day for a stroll! Yes indeedy! Everyone else will be forced into distant exurbs, where they live in shacks made from found objects. City center 150 mi. I make almost enough to pay for gas. School bus.
     
12. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2014-01-06 school 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2014-01-07 Pub. Date: 2014-01-06
Image Number: 106077
Caption: Everyone's talking about marijuana legalization. It's time to … know your potheads. The pundit who did it in school and is above it now. Ho ho, silly old me! The Ron Paul fan. End the drug war! … and the FED! … and the Civil Rights Act! The medically-licensed. Booyah! The N.O.R.M.L. normal. Come with me to Amsterdam tonight on PBS! The incarcerated. Oddly enough, not white. Sigh.
     
13. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2013-06-10 school 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2013-06-11 Pub. Date: 2013-06-10
Image Number: 98113
Caption: Cash-strapped college students! Interest rates on federal loans could double soon - justified by spending that happened before you hit puberty. Bush tax cuts pass. Next: War in Iraq? Here are some tips for dealing with the rate hike. Pretend you're a bank. Then you can borrow money at 0.75%! The Bank of Justin. Money, please. Attend a school you can afford. Eastern Mongolia Institute for Yak Studies. Registration yurt. Skip college. UQ. Udder Queen. I couldn't afford it before the rate hike!
     
14. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2013-04-29 school 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2013-04-30 Pub. Date: 2013-04-29
Image Number: 96523
Caption: After the west, Texas fertilizer plant explosion, Gov. Rick Perry assailed … A cartoon criticizing his disdain for regulations. "I won't stand for someone mocking the tragic deaths of my fellow Texans and out fellow Americans." (Actual quote.) People of Texas, rest assured that I will always protect you from those who would insult me. I mean - the victims of a terrible accident! I will also keep our factories safe from dangerous inspectors. If we want to store 270 tons of explosives next to a school, that's OUR BUSINESS! George W. Bush Presidential Library. This chapter on deflecting blame after a major tragedy is great stuff! Yeah, well, it only works for so long. Post - 9/11 Playbook.
     
15. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2013-01-14 school 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2013-01-15 Pub. Date: 2013-01-14
Image Number: 92395
Caption: Bright Ideas from Wayne LaPierre. I'm from the NRA and I'm here to help! Call me crazy, but I've got another idea that just might work! "First, let's find all the lonely, disturbed teens out there and arm them." Hey kid, aren't you sick of all the wedgies, swirlies and insults? Have a Bushmaster! "Won't be long until mass carnage is the NORM." And today there were shootings at McKinley High, Central Middle School and Watkins Prep. News 7. Up next: weather! "The bad guys won't be so special anymore." I just shot 20 people, and I can't get my manifesto published ANYWHERE! Whatever. Pass the nuts. "Until one day, NOT blowing away a crowd makes headlines." Herald-Press Tribune. MAN HOLDS FIRE. "He always seemed like such a violent boy." -Neighbor. "And the shooting spree fad will end." I'd kill my classmates, but that would be SO 2013. You're welcome!
     
16. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2012-12-17 school 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2012-12-18 Pub. Date: 2012-12-17
Image Number: 91398
Caption: Respect for the Deadly. Assault weapons legalized. Sale. NRA partnering with Alec to write gun laws. Punishing candidates who vote for gun regulation. Selective interpretation of 2nd amendment. A well regulated militia being necessary to the security of a free state. Opposition to health care reform that might help mentally ill get treatment. Deth Panels. Mass shooting. Shane on anyone who politicizes this!
     
17. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2012-10-15 school 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2012-10-16 Pub. Date: 2012-10-15
Image Number: 88785
Caption: An Evangelical group has condemned an anti-bullying program for schoolkids. Parents, beware! Your child may be asked to sit in the cafeteria with students outside their social group … American Family Association … including homosexuals. "You can't be too careful!" Danny, 14. Once sat with the drama kids. Now costume designer for "Cats." Brandi, 16. Shard fries with a table of goths. Sold off to sex cartel in Kuala Lumpur. Catelyn, 15. Exchanges smiles with the wrong girl in the milk line. Current editor of Godless Quarterly. "Keep your kids safe at home!"
     
18. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2012-08-06 school 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2012-08-06 Pub. Date: 2012-08-06
Image Number: 86669
Caption: POP CULTURE PERISCOPE. Web ads touting odd tips from moms are EVERYWHERE. Lose belly flab in 10 days with one weird trick discovered by a mom. Scientists are awed by the large number of discoveries. Four years of med school and $100k in student loans, and I'm routinely outclassed by some mom from, strangely, whatever town I happen to be in. The first known instance of such an ad dates back to newspapers circa 1891. ASTOUNDING! This one peculiar gambit devised by a frontierswoman cuts butter churning time in half! Here's one we'd like to see: Learn a mom's one weird trick to get stupid people to click on web ads.
     
19. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2012-06-01 school 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2012-06-01 Pub. Date: 2012-06-01
Image Number: 86621
Caption: Slowpoke. Consumer Comix Presents LET THEM EAT SLIME. Hi there! I'm here from the meat industry to discuss our filler product made from connective tissue and scraps treated with ammonia. Some call it "pink slime." We prefer "lean beef trimmings."* *Actual term. Don't think of it as incredibly low-grade cow-related by-product. Think of it a "what's for lunch" - if you're eating USDA SCHOOL LUNCHES, that is! They're about to buy 7 million pounds of the stuff, God bless 'em! Don't worry! A George Bush Sr. - appointed USDA officer - and former president of the National Cattlemen's Association - once deem it safe. So relax ... And get our new cookbook! The Institute For Increasingly Abstract Notions of Meat presents The Scrappy Chef. Cooking With "Pink Gold." Your family will love these classic dishes from Tendon Tacos to Ligament Lasagna to my personal favorite, Grandma's Ammonia-Treated Meat-Like Balls! Mmm-mmm!
     
20. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2012-05-21 school 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2012-05-21 Pub. Date: 2012-05-21
Image Number: 86659
Caption: THE NINE ZEROS CLUB. Welcome, newly-minted Facebook billionaires! We've been expecting you. Let me show you around. The 000,000,000 Club. This is our superpac control room. From our state-of-the-art plutocracy panel, you can buy TV ads smearing the politician of your choice with the push of a button! Why does Senator Buford pal around with METH WHORES? ... And you'll love our BESEECHING ROOM, where charities can come to beg for your kindness! There's a young tech mogul on the throne right now! For you: $100 million. For you: NOTHING! ... And if you need to leave the country for tax purposes, we have plenty of OVERSEAS OFFICES! Not bad perks for creating a website that lets people pretend they're in high school again!
     
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