If there's one good thing I can say about Donald Trump, it's that he really knows how to nickname people. He stole that from me, though. I've been nicknaming my rivals since Kindergarten. There was a kid who challenged my authority over the sandbox. I turned him into Loser Larry. There was a kid who challenged my grip on the Sugar Straw Pipeline. I turned him into Dodo Douglas. There was a presidential candidate who stole my shtick. I turned him into Dopey Donald. I've still got it.
What's the first thing you remember? Sharing a Twinkie with another boy in a sandbox. What's the first thing YOU remember? Sharing a Twinkie with another boy in a sandbox. Good lord … Do you know what this means, Rosencrantz? That you're an alien who's stolen my earliest memory as prelude to absorbing my body and soul so you can finally become human? Feel free to say you don't know what things mean, Rosencrantz.