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1. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2018-07-16 ruling 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2018-07-16 Pub. Date: 2018-07-16
Image Number: 173060
Caption: Pros & Cons of the New Supreme Court. Con: Roe v. Wade doomed. Pro: No gauntlet of anti-choice harassers on way to underground abortion clinic. I may die, but at least it's quiet! Knock knock. Con: Worker crushed. Pro: Some might finally realize the right is not their friend. Hmm ... it's almost like they don't want me to make more money ... Con: EPA gutted. Pro: Freedom to die from pollution like a real man. Woo! No more nanny sta - Koff! Whump! MAGA. Con: Will uphold white supremacy for generations. Pro: New civil rights heroes to fight the battles of the '50s and '60s all over again. I have a dream ... that this is the last @#*! time we have to do this!
     
2. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2017-12-25 ruling 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2017-12-25 Pub. Date: 2017-12-25
Image Number: 166476
Caption: Behind the Red White & Blue Curtain. It is a land filled with blocky buildings. The ruling party enriches itself and its cronies at the expense of the people. Nice work, comrades! Tax bill. The leader is an absurdly masculinist authoritarian. The lady senator is a ho! Voting rights are eroded under the guise of "election integrity." Committee to Investigate "Voter Fraud". Kris Kobach, Czar. Orwellian propaganda keeps the masses loyal. Fox News. Is Mueller staging a coup? Only enemies question ruling party! Welcome to America? This cartoon is fake news! MAGA.
     
3. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2016-02-15 ruling 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2016-02-15 Pub. Date: 2016-02-15
Image Number: 139428
Caption: Scandal: President to nominate Supreme Court Justice. In a controversial move, Obama plans to nominate a replacement for Scalia! Um, this says I'm supposed to … We the People. A president doing president stuff in his final year?! Tyrant! Beatrice Bamboozler. Center for Nakedly Partisan Priorities. But wait! Justice Kennedy was confirmed in Reagan's last year of office. Clearly he's illegitimate and his rulings must be voided ... including the one that made George W. Bush president which voids his appointees ... Roberts. Alito ... giving the court a 4-1 liberal majority! Uh-oh.
     
4. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2015-11-09 ruling 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2015-11-09 Pub. Date: 2015-11-09
Image Number: 135153
Caption: Thanks to a Supreme Court ruling, companies have quietly added language to contracts the effectively ends people's right to sue. Fine print no one has time to read. We may elect to resolve claim by arbitration. Our justice system is being replaced with a private, corporate-friendly alternative. The people judging these cases are often friends of the company! Eh, if it's not about goofy politicians or sex, I don't care. What if ordinary citizens were given the legal powers corporations now have? Before you hire me, you must sign this agreement to appear in a secret court judged by my homies. Our fine print would be awesome. Disputes: The fat cats at Globoplundimaxx agree to reimburse me for any erroneous charges x 1,000 plus $1 million to my mom for her judging services, plus a bowl of M&M's with the green ones removed under penalty of ... Damn arbitration clauses!
     
5. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2015-06-29 ruling 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2015-06-29 Pub. Date: 2015-06-29
Image Number: 129207
Caption: The Right's Rights. Some people are outraged by recent Supreme Court rulings. (Man) + (Woman) only. I've been denied the right to deny the right to marry! League for Liberty to Limit Liberties. Now people are no longer free to be prohibited from buying health insurance! This will only lead to more businesses being forced to bake gay wedding cakes! My life, liberty, and pursuit of happiness depend on denying health insurance claims! The Founding Fathers would be appalled!
     
6. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2014-12-01 ruling 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2014-12-01 Pub. Date: 2014-12-01
Image Number: 119806
Caption: Are you a cop in hot water for shooting an unarmed black kid? Better call Police-Pal Prosecutor! First, you gotta say he was a demonic Terminator-Hulk running through a hail of bullets to attack you. No. Yes. White folks will eat this up. I'll abuse the Grand Jury system, so the victim has no advocate. This way, we'll avoid a real trial, with all its pesky cross-examination. Some might call it a conflict of interest, since I work with the police, but police never make mistakes! Hell, you'll be a hero.
     
7. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2014-07-27 ruling 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2014-07-27 Pub. Date: 2014-07-27
Image Number: 114548
Caption: Sincerely Screwed. A Colorado judge recently ruled against the town's ban on fracking. "While the court appreciates the Longmont citizens' sincerely held beliefs about risks to their health and safety, the court does not find this is sufficient to completely devalue the state's interest." Bam! So ... "sincerely held beliefs" are protected when they are religious beliefs of a store that sells glue-on googly eyes ... Hobby Lobby. Sex is only for making baby box stores. But not when they are held by actual people and grounded in observable scientific reality. Pumphouse Brewery. Would it help if I called that the Devil? So if you want to keep fracking out of your community, you'd better pray. Works about as well as voting apparently.
     
8. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2014-06-30 ruling 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2014-07-01 Pub. Date: 2014-06-30
Image Number: 113344
Caption: Buffer Buffoonery. The Supreme Court recently struck down a "buffer zone" law for abortion clinics while having its own protester-free zone that is many times larger. Massachusetts law: 35 ft. around clinics. Supreme Court buffer. Shouldn't the justices be as exposed to the "free marketplace of ideas" as a woman seeking an abortion? Repent. Your honor, please come to our Legal Crisis Center for some free counseling! They'd just have to take their chances and hope none of the activists are violent. Constitution killer! We the People. Things would change real fast. it being self-evident that no one should have to put up with this s#*t ... we're reversing our ruling on buffer zones.
     
9. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2014-04-07 ruling 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2014-04-08 Pub. Date: 2014-04-07
Image Number: 109990
Caption: Get Your Words' Worth. John Roberts on campaign finance: The government may no more restrict how many candidates a donor may support than it may tell a newspaper how many candidates it may endorse. Like, duh! So, dollars are equivalent to words, which makes exactly as much sense in reverse. That'll be three pronouns, please. As the owner of a large book collection worth billions of words, would you consider donating some to my campaign? Vote me. Of course, Roberts isn't very good at recognizing absurdity. I'm just saying money talks, so it's not corrupting. What's so hard to understand here?
     
10. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2013-07-15 ruling 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2013-07-15 Pub. Date: 2013-07-15
Image Number: 99391
Caption: An ugly decision. The Iowa Supreme Court has reaffirmed its ruling that a male boss can fire a female employee for being too attractive. It's not about gender. It's about saving this man's marriage! Seven crusty dudes. Ladies of Iowa! Worried that you'll be fired for being a looker? You need this! Iowa Worker Protection Kit. Do you have the Jenkins Files? Right here, sir! If you are fired, call the hotline. Union for the unemployably hot. Oh, he saw you without the disguise? I'm sorry. Let me put you on babe stamps. 1-800-Too-Foxy. Unfortunately, overturning the decision will be an uphill battle. As all of us have been distracted by picturing the plaintiff's lawyer naked, we'll have to declare a mistrial.
     
11. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2012-11-06 ruling 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2012-11-06 Pub. Date: 2012-11-06
Image Number: 89654
Caption: CEOs have grown increasingly brash about inflicting their politics on employees. If you don’t vote for my candidate, you will lose your jobs and DIE. W. Whatawidget. Soon: A new Supreme Court ruling! Since corporations are BIG PEOPLE made up of lots of LITTLE PEOPLE, it's only logical that they can vote on behalf of all their TINY PEOPLE-PARTS. Swing states quickly become popular with businesses. Another company announced plans to move its headquarters to Cleveland today. And voting becomes ... Streamlined. I'm sorry, ma'am, your corporation has already voted. But you can still have a sticker! I Voted.
     
12. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2012-08-27 ruling 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2012-08-28 Pub. Date: 2012-08-27
Image Number: 86901
Caption: A court has ruled that graphic warning labels on cigarettes violate corporate free speech. Tobacco smoke can harm your children. Llama. Because a deadly product marketed by multinationals is just like a citizen petitioning the government. Yes, we must protect cigarettes' freedom of expression, lest we wind up like Russia. All-tobacco punk band "nicotine riot" jailed for protest. The struggle for cigarette liberties dates back to the founding butts! Minuteman Lights. Give me the ability to kill people or give me death! Australia and Britain may allow the graphic warnings, but as a judge Janice Rogers Brown
     
13. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2012-08-01 ruling 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2012-08-01 Pub. Date: 2012-08-01
Image Number: 86650
Caption: WEALTHCARE. The right-wing Supreme Court justices were bitterly divided on health care. But there was one little-known ruling they all agreed on. We must protect the health of CORPORATE CAMPAIGN CONTRIBUTIONS! Under the new Wealthcare law, all pre-existing conditions are covered. From bill tears ... To viral infections. Account Balance $4,712,893. ! Security Alert. All political money shall receive free checkups. I've lost my voice, I've been speaking on behalf of so many lobbyists! Happens all the time! To: Senator Doofus. One million & 00/100. "Better wealthcare means putting America's greatest ORATORS back to WORK! Hi-ho, hi-ho! It's off to Congress we go! To: Senator Doofus. One million & 00/100.
     
14. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2012-07-02 ruling 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2012-07-02 Pub. Date: 2012-07-02
Image Number: 86664
Caption: WEALTHCARE. The right-wing Supreme Court justices were bitterly divided on health care. But there was one little-known ruling they all agreed on. We must protect the health of CORPORATE CAMPAIGN CONTRIBUTIONS! Under the new Wealthcare law, all pre-existing conditions are covered. From bill tears ... To viral infections. Account Balance $4,712,893. ! Security Alert. All political money shall receive free checkups. I've lost my voice, I've been speaking on behalf of so many lobbyists! Happens all the time! To: Senator Doofus. One million & 00/100. "Better wealthcare means putting America's greatest ORATORS back to WORK! Hi-ho, hi-ho! It's off to Congress we go! To: Senator Doofus. One million & 00/100.
     
15. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2011-06-25 ruling 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2011-06-25 Pub. Date: 2011-06-25
Image Number: 89275
Caption: Slowpoke. Welcome to Ball*Mart. The conservative majority on the supreme court just killed a class-action lawsuit against Wal-Mart despite overwhelming evidence of sex discrimination. The company has written a policy against discrimination, so it can't be sued. Duh! Actual reasoning. Um ... Clearly we should only concern ourselves with companies that have officially gone on the record with their sexism. Recruitment video. At Galactabank, we're proud to be an unequal opportunity employer. Bros before hos, as we like to say! But short of that, what would it take for Scalia to see a problem? Ball*mart executive boardroom. Bitchez keep out. Under my thumb! Seems fine to me! Perhaps if glass ceilings were tinted? Bonk. See? It's really there! Hmm ... No, I still don't see it. Management.
     
16. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2010-03-01 ruling 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2010-03-01 Pub. Date: 2010-03-01
Image Number: 90484
Caption: Slowpoke. Free Speech Koans. The Supreme Court has ruled that corporate spending to sway elections is protected "speech." This raises deep philosophical questions! If a citizen speaks, bit has no money to buy a TV ad, do they make a sound? Senator Bilge: Squirrel Sodomizer. If money is speech, can we pay out bills with opinions. I can't pay my rent this month, but I CAN give you a half-hour lecture on the folly of subsidized corn. If the pen is mightier than the sword, is not a multi-million dollar media campaign mightier than the pen? Look, my letter to the editor supporting Senator Bilge was published! Squirrellgate: Bilge Sinks In Polls. HAW HAW! He porked a squirrel!
     
17. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2008-08-11 ruling 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2008-08-11 Pub. Date: 2008-08-11
Image Number: 91248
Caption: Slowpoke. For a self-proclaimed literalist, Judge Scalia seems to see an awful lot of things in the 2nd amendment. "A well-regulated Militia, being necessary to the security of a free State, the right of the people to keep and bear Arms, shall not be infringed." Obviously this does not allow firearms for felons or the mentally ill, or in schools, or government buildings, or concealed or "dangerous and unusual" weapons ... But handguns are a right! DUH! Where does all this special insight come from? Our experts have concluded that Scalia belongs to the RUMPIST school of legal thought. Majority Opinion. His rulings come LITERALLY out of his ass. As you can see, a handgun fits neatly within the confines of Scalia's posterior. Censored. If it's in there, it's in the CONSTUTITION! Yes, we can thank Scalia for protecting us from that scourge of the courts - THE ACTIVIST JUDGE! Excise me everyone, I need to make a "narrow interpretation." Men's Room. Ah, just as the framers intended!
     
18. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2007-01-01 ruling 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2007-01-01 Pub. Date: 2007-01-01
Image Number: 92342
Caption: Slowpoke. "Lilly Ledbetter suffered nearly two decades of pay discrimination at Goodyear. In a 5-4 ruling, the Supreme Court denied her claim because she didn’t file within 180 days of the initial discrimination, which occurred before she knew what was going on." Now Goodyear has billed her $3,165 for court-related expenses! You owe: $3,165. What's next from Goodyear? Tires for her. Exactly the same as other Goodyear tires, but they cost 30% more! Goodyear Lady Driver. The ALITO. Roll over famous women's rights supporters! Elizabeth Cady Stanton. Betty Friedan. Susan B. Anthony. Goodyear. ALITO. "Let Them Eat Rubber!" ... And be on the lookout for the new blimp! Goodyear. Tough Titties.
     
19. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2006-01-01 ruling 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2006-01-01 Pub. Date: 2006-01-01
Image Number: 92676
Caption: Slowpoke. Earn Your Vote! The Supreme Court recently rejected Vermont's campaign finance law, once again ruling that money is a form of "free speech." The more money you have, the more speech you get. It’s the law! But why stop there? Clearly the next logical step is to assign personhood based on income! Since the average CEO makes 821 times the minimum wage, CEO's shall count as full persons and minimum wage workers as 1/821 person - about the size of a little toe. $4,228/hr. 1 vote. $5.15/hr. 1/821 vote. Slimebold TM has already developed a voting machine prototype that uses the new system. Just enter your social security number ... The machine retrieves your income tax return and assigns you a fraction. It's that simple! SS#. Income: $21,400. Personhood: 1/411. Slimebold. Sure, some might protest. Bit that would be class warfare. Earning your vote: It's the American way!
     
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