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1. Cartoonist Jeff Danziger  Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons 2019-06-09 real 
Cartoonist(s): Jeff Danziger
Comic/Cartoon: Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2019-06-09 Pub. Date: 2019-06-09
Image Number: 178070
Caption: The Big Three in the Afterlife. Horrible! Our heroic hour used for cheap politics by this real estate clown from the Bronx. For this fool millions of our men gave the ultimate sacrifice … and all this Trump wanted was a hotel in Moscow … as I say, no man, no problem.
     
2. Cartoonist Jeff Danziger  Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons 2019-03-26 real 
Cartoonist(s): Jeff Danziger
Comic/Cartoon: Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2019-03-26 Pub. Date: 2019-03-26
Image Number: 177011
Caption: Trump gives Netanyahu sovereignty over the Golan Heights. War. HEY! THIS IS GREAT! He says you own the Golan Heights! Everybody goes crazy and we start a war! Scandals disappear in the fog! I'm tellin' you - the guy knows real estate.
     
3. Cartoonist Jeff Danziger  Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons 2019-02-10 real 
Cartoonist(s): Jeff Danziger
Comic/Cartoon: Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2019-02-10 Pub. Date: 2019-02-10
Image Number: 176316
Caption: Saudi Crown Prince Fights Rumors That He is a Murderer with Check Out Magazine Produced by National Enquirer. You look like you have an enquiring mind. So you must want to know. Inshallah! New King … I didn't do it! Saudi Fraudi. I know nothing. Real Estate ...
     
4. Cartoonist Jeff Danziger  Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons 2019-02-01 real 
Cartoonist(s): Jeff Danziger
Comic/Cartoon: Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2019-02-01 Pub. Date: 2019-02-01
Image Number: 176155
Caption: Get Yourself Ready for Real Cold Weather. Get up early and get started. Number one: Thermal underwear. Top and bottom. Then a nice heavy woolen shirt. A wool hat. A good loose-fitting sweater. Warm socks. Maybe two pairs. A snowsuit of snowmobile outfit. And last, a good warm scarf and insulated boots. And when you go out, watch the ice. Help! I've fallen and I can't get up!
     
5. Cartoonist Jeff Danziger  Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons 2018-08-29 real 
Cartoonist(s): Jeff Danziger
Comic/Cartoon: Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2018-08-29 Pub. Date: 2018-08-29
Image Number: 173840
Caption: Down in Texas the Ted Cruz versus Beto O'Rourke Race Tightens. I don't know who to vote for. Beto is so young and inexperienced and he seems to have a lot of ideas that are way out there. I mean how can I vote for someone who doesn't seem like he's real Texas kinda guy? You know? Easy. Just vote against Cruz.
     
6. Cartoonist Jeff Danziger  Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons 2018-04-22 real 
Cartoonist(s): Jeff Danziger
Comic/Cartoon: Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2018-04-22 Pub. Date: 2018-04-22
Image Number: 170952
Caption: Another Lawsuit. So many problems. So many things to deal with. So many enemies trying to cause me harm, trying to bring me down. But now i know who the real enemy is ... and I will take action! I will prove that I am not to blame and I never have been. Now that I know who is at fault I will put my best lawyers on the case. Sue my penis.
     
7. Cartoonist Jeff Danziger  Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons 2018-04-18 real 
Cartoonist(s): Jeff Danziger
Comic/Cartoon: Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2018-04-18 Pub. Date: 2018-04-18
Image Number: 170911
Caption: Sean Hannity Explains to Mr. Murdoch about Michael Cohen. No, really! He was never my lawyer. I just used him for some real estate deals. Oh, real estate. What was her name? Hahahaha!
     
8. Cartoonist Jeff Danziger  Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons 2018-04-11 real 
Cartoonist(s): Jeff Danziger
Comic/Cartoon: Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2018-04-11 Pub. Date: 2018-04-11
Image Number: 170505
Caption: Jared Kushner May Have a Customer for His Real Estate Disaster - 666 Fifth Avenue. You know 666 is my number. It's a lousy deal but I got his soul as well … Hi! My name is Jared. Hi! My name is Nick. Deed. 666 5th Ave. Needs work. A real fixer-upper.
     
9. Cartoonist Jeff Danziger  Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons 2018-02-02 real 
Cartoonist(s): Jeff Danziger
Comic/Cartoon: Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2018-02-02 Pub. Date: 2018-02-02
Image Number: 168168
Caption: The State of the Union. (Knock! Knock!) Melania? Melania? Open the door, honey. It's me, the President. You know, of the United States. Why is the door locked, Sweetie? Something wrong? Something I said? It's just this Korean guy, he's got me all crazy. And Mueller, Oh, God. I'm so stressed. Open the door, ok? I'm real sorry. No, really. And you know I never apologize for anything.
     
10. Cartoonist Jeff Danziger  Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons 2017-09-27 real 
Cartoonist(s): Jeff Danziger
Comic/Cartoon: Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2017-09-27 Pub. Date: 2017-09-27
Image Number: 163284
Caption: Trumps Stump in Alabama. We wanna invite y'all over to dinner at the farm. Y'kin git to know the real Trump base. How about that, dear. Want to get to know the real Trump base? No.
     
11. Cartoonist Jeff Danziger  Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons 2017-09-14 real 
Cartoonist(s): Jeff Danziger
Comic/Cartoon: Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2017-09-14 Pub. Date: 2017-09-14
Image Number: 162841
Caption: Mr. Bannon Instructs the Republicans. Why do we keep buying him drinks? We're hoping he'll pass out … Oh yeah, and the Chinese are coming, and no real American is safe. DACA is an evil plot and Hillary controls the flying monkeys. Hey! You listenin' to me?
     
12. Cartoonist Jeff Danziger  Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons 2017-08-30 real 
Cartoonist(s): Jeff Danziger
Comic/Cartoon: Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2017-08-30 Pub. Date: 2017-08-30
Image Number: 162270
Caption: Trump and Putin's Really Big Hotel Planned for Moscow. Bellboy Donald, please take the Rubleskis' luggage up to the Dzerzhinsky Suite. And don't forget to turn down the stolichnaya. Bellboys. Hotel Putrumpski. Orphans welcome. Vladimir Putin Concierge. Our boy Donald. Ding! Ding!
     
13. Cartoonist Jeff Danziger  Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons 2017-03-25 real 
Cartoonist(s): Jeff Danziger
Comic/Cartoon: Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2017-03-25 Pub. Date: 2017-03-25
Image Number: 156369
Caption: Form 1040. Department of the Treasury. Internal Revenue Service. U.S. Individual Income Tax Return. 2016. OMB No. 1545-0074. IRS Use only - Keep your greasy fingers off this space. For the year Jan. 1 - Dec. 31, 2016 (And thank God THAT's over!). 2016 ending. 20. See separate instructions. Your Name (Phonetic Spelling). Your Name Used on Dating Service (Attach Recent Photograph). Your Social Security Number. Your gang or mob name (Ex: Louise Pepperoniface, etc) Your Travel Name (Do Not Use Mohammed). Your Other Social Security Number. Address of Your House Before Foreclosure. Crappy apt. you moved to. Bass Ale! How about a cold one right now? (adv.) City, State or Exit from Jersey Turnpike (if you have foreign address, go there and wait for instructions.) Presidential Election Campaign. Checking Here Will Not Make a Damn Bit of Difference. You. Whatshername. Instructions: Drop Dead. Except for Canada, Canada still OK. Eh? Filing Status. Or Fling Status. (It is later than you think.) 1. Single (in the Republican sense of the word). 2. Married Filing Jointly (include all arguments). 3. Married Filing Separately (include sex of partner if you remember). 4. Head of Household (are you the person who sits with head in hands and wonders how you are going to feed all these mistakes, er dependents?) Enter names of dependents. Write small. 5. Qualifying widower. Enter golf handicap. Exemptions. See Publication EXX "Exemption to Exemptions to Exemptions". If more than four exemptions, or if some exemptions have four legs check here. 6a. Yourself. (That's right, you, stupid. If you are not yourself, who did you claim to be?). b. Spouse (or anyone who thinks they should be) (That's a funny word. "spouse") c. Dependents: 1 First name. Nom de plume or AKAs. Phonetic Social Security Number. Last known address? Does this dependent follow instructions? (See instructions). Boxes checked. No. of children who had live-in girlfriends/boyfriends. Had their divorced spouses living with you. You asked to leave but they had no place to go. Add numbers on lines above. (OK to use fingers). d. Total number of exemptions claimed (Round up to nearest 3/5's). Income. Attach forms here. Attach a couple of Andy J's while you're at it, to speed processing. Your ad here! Read by millions! Contact IRS Media. Helpful Hint. We are not going to give you any helpful hints. 7 Wages, salaries, tips, bottle deposits, bribes, free lunches, coins found in couch cushions. 8a Taxable interest. Attach Schedule B. If you don't understand, go to plan B. b. Tax-exempt interest. Much more interesting, isn't it? 9a Ordinary dividends. Nothing special, just Joe the Dividend. b Qualified dividends. Big Whoop. Trump's Rich Friends. 10. Taxable Refunds. Bank error in your favor. Pass GO, collect 200. 11. Alimony received (if that bum ever paid up). 12. Business Income or (loss). Use Schedule EZ come, EZ go. 13. Capital gain of (loss). Include your share of the national debt. 14. Other gains or (losses). Check box if you are just making stuff up. 15a. IRA distributions. b. Amount you had with Lehman. 16a. Pensions and annuities. b Amount with State of Illinois. 17. Rental real estate, royalties, partnerships (Use Schedule X to report missing partner). 18. Farm Income or (loss), Attach Schedule F (Do not include the funny farm). 19. Unemployment compensation (Amazing isn't it? You get taxed on this, too). 20a. Social Security benefits b. Taxable amount. 21. Other Income. (Bake sales, washing cars, baby-sitting, bingo games, don't hide anything). 22. This is your total income. Unless you are General Electric. If so write zero. Adjusted Gross Income. Remember you can file this form electronically, using your computer, and really mess things up. 23 Educator expenses (Spankings, noogies, butt-kicking). 24 Certain business expenses that you as a mere nobody have no business knowing about. Just keep moving. 25 Health savings account deduction. (May make you sick.) 26 Moving expenses. (See instructions). 27 Instruction tax. 28 Self-employment tax. 29 Self-enjoyment tax. 30 Penalty for early withdrawal (One-half of self-enjoyment tax). 31a Alimony paid. Rat out spouse's SSAN. 32 USSR tax (Useless Social Security Recipients). 33 Student loan interest (Do not include English majors). 34 Lack of interest in being a student. 35. Add up lines one to a million, divide by twice the total sum of your weight in Chinese running shoes. If greater than one-half of total something, go forth and multiply. 36. This is your adjusted gross income (Adjusted? We mean disgusted.) Now we can go to page two, tra-la. Last thought: Any money or thing of worth laying around? Better send it in. Just in case. Hey, you never know. Cat. No. 11320B. Form 1040 (2016).
     
14. Cartoonist Jeff Danziger  Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons 2017-03-09 real 
Cartoonist(s): Jeff Danziger
Comic/Cartoon: Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2017-03-09 Pub. Date: 2017-03-09
Image Number: 155564
Caption: Don Jr., Eric, Ivanka and Jared on the High Wire. Real estate deals. For rent. Clothing line. Russia deals.
     
15. Cartoonist Jeff Danziger  Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons 2017-02-02 real 
Cartoonist(s): Jeff Danziger
Comic/Cartoon: Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2017-02-02 Pub. Date: 2017-02-02
Image Number: 154160
Caption: Saudis Wonder. I wonder why Trump didn't put us on the list with the Iranians, the Iraqis, and everybody else? … Real estate.
     
16. Cartoonist Jeff Danziger  Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons 2016-09-04 real 
Cartoonist(s): Jeff Danziger
Comic/Cartoon: Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2016-09-04 Pub. Date: 2016-09-04
Image Number: 148381
Caption: The man said this would get me a great job, and make me feel real good about myself … African Americans for Trump.
     
17. Cartoonist Jeff Danziger  Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons 2016-06-02 real 
Cartoonist(s): Jeff Danziger
Comic/Cartoon: Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2016-06-02 Pub. Date: 2016-06-02
Image Number: 144183
Caption: The Graduate. Naturally when we seen that you had a degree from Trump University, we said that's the guy we want working here! Beachfront Estates. Sold. ABC. Always be closing. Glen Gary Glen Ross. Rezoom. Sales Manager. Flippem & Run Real Estate. Now hiring.
     
18. Cartoonist Jeff Danziger  Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons 2016-05-31 real 
Cartoonist(s): Jeff Danziger
Comic/Cartoon: Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2016-05-31 Pub. Date: 2016-05-31
Image Number: 144099
Caption: Real Republicans Meet. It's William Kristol. He wants us to give money for someone to oppose Trump. Then he'll leave and we can all have a good laugh.
     
19. Cartoonist Jeff Danziger  Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons 2016-02-23 real 
Cartoonist(s): Jeff Danziger
Comic/Cartoon: Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2016-02-23 Pub. Date: 2016-02-23
Image Number: 139756
Caption: Word Reaches Your Cartoonist that Mitt Romney May be Thinking About Running. Real Men Use Higgins Ink. Make every penny a prisoner. TRMS. Dog on car! Dog on car! Dog on car! Milk. Eggs. Bread.
     
20. Cartoonist Jeff Danziger  Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons 2016-02-09 real 
Cartoonist(s): Jeff Danziger
Comic/Cartoon: Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2016-02-09 Pub. Date: 2016-02-09
Image Number: 139113
Caption: Bill is Doin' His Best in South Carolina. Suth Ca'linuh. Now remember, Mr. Clinton is a real true feminist … Yes, mama. Ah won't fergit … Howdy there, mister. Well, howdy there, yourself, sweet thang. Want t'meet the ol' lady, I mean the next president of the United States?
     
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