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1. Cartoonist Jeff Danziger  Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons 2019-06-09 real estate 
Cartoonist(s): Jeff Danziger
Comic/Cartoon: Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2019-06-09 Pub. Date: 2019-06-09
Image Number: 178070
Caption: The Big Three in the Afterlife. Horrible! Our heroic hour used for cheap politics by this real estate clown from the Bronx. For this fool millions of our men gave the ultimate sacrifice … and all this Trump wanted was a hotel in Moscow … as I say, no man, no problem.
     
2. Cartoonist Jeff Danziger  Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons 2019-03-26 real estate 
Cartoonist(s): Jeff Danziger
Comic/Cartoon: Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2019-03-26 Pub. Date: 2019-03-26
Image Number: 177011
Caption: Trump gives Netanyahu sovereignty over the Golan Heights. War. HEY! THIS IS GREAT! He says you own the Golan Heights! Everybody goes crazy and we start a war! Scandals disappear in the fog! I'm tellin' you - the guy knows real estate.
     
3. Cartoonist Jeff Danziger  Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons 2019-02-10 real estate 
Cartoonist(s): Jeff Danziger
Comic/Cartoon: Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2019-02-10 Pub. Date: 2019-02-10
Image Number: 176316
Caption: Saudi Crown Prince Fights Rumors That He is a Murderer with Check Out Magazine Produced by National Enquirer. You look like you have an enquiring mind. So you must want to know. Inshallah! New King … I didn't do it! Saudi Fraudi. I know nothing. Real Estate ...
     
4. Cartoonist Jeff Danziger  Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons 2018-04-18 real estate 
Cartoonist(s): Jeff Danziger
Comic/Cartoon: Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2018-04-18 Pub. Date: 2018-04-18
Image Number: 170911
Caption: Sean Hannity Explains to Mr. Murdoch about Michael Cohen. No, really! He was never my lawyer. I just used him for some real estate deals. Oh, real estate. What was her name? Hahahaha!
     
5. Cartoonist Jeff Danziger  Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons 2018-04-11 real estate 
Cartoonist(s): Jeff Danziger
Comic/Cartoon: Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2018-04-11 Pub. Date: 2018-04-11
Image Number: 170505
Caption: Jared Kushner May Have a Customer for His Real Estate Disaster - 666 Fifth Avenue. You know 666 is my number. It's a lousy deal but I got his soul as well … Hi! My name is Jared. Hi! My name is Nick. Deed. 666 5th Ave. Needs work. A real fixer-upper.
     
6. Cartoonist Jeff Danziger  Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons 2017-08-30 real estate 
Cartoonist(s): Jeff Danziger
Comic/Cartoon: Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2017-08-30 Pub. Date: 2017-08-30
Image Number: 162270
Caption: Trump and Putin's Really Big Hotel Planned for Moscow. Bellboy Donald, please take the Rubleskis' luggage up to the Dzerzhinsky Suite. And don't forget to turn down the stolichnaya. Bellboys. Hotel Putrumpski. Orphans welcome. Vladimir Putin Concierge. Our boy Donald. Ding! Ding!
     
7. Cartoonist Jeff Danziger  Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons 2017-03-25 real estate 
Cartoonist(s): Jeff Danziger
Comic/Cartoon: Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2017-03-25 Pub. Date: 2017-03-25
Image Number: 156369
Caption: Form 1040. Department of the Treasury. Internal Revenue Service. U.S. Individual Income Tax Return. 2016. OMB No. 1545-0074. IRS Use only - Keep your greasy fingers off this space. For the year Jan. 1 - Dec. 31, 2016 (And thank God THAT's over!). 2016 ending. 20. See separate instructions. Your Name (Phonetic Spelling). Your Name Used on Dating Service (Attach Recent Photograph). Your Social Security Number. Your gang or mob name (Ex: Louise Pepperoniface, etc) Your Travel Name (Do Not Use Mohammed). Your Other Social Security Number. Address of Your House Before Foreclosure. Crappy apt. you moved to. Bass Ale! How about a cold one right now? (adv.) City, State or Exit from Jersey Turnpike (if you have foreign address, go there and wait for instructions.) Presidential Election Campaign. Checking Here Will Not Make a Damn Bit of Difference. You. Whatshername. Instructions: Drop Dead. Except for Canada, Canada still OK. Eh? Filing Status. Or Fling Status. (It is later than you think.) 1. Single (in the Republican sense of the word). 2. Married Filing Jointly (include all arguments). 3. Married Filing Separately (include sex of partner if you remember). 4. Head of Household (are you the person who sits with head in hands and wonders how you are going to feed all these mistakes, er dependents?) Enter names of dependents. Write small. 5. Qualifying widower. Enter golf handicap. Exemptions. See Publication EXX "Exemption to Exemptions to Exemptions". If more than four exemptions, or if some exemptions have four legs check here. 6a. Yourself. (That's right, you, stupid. If you are not yourself, who did you claim to be?). b. Spouse (or anyone who thinks they should be) (That's a funny word. "spouse") c. Dependents: 1 First name. Nom de plume or AKAs. Phonetic Social Security Number. Last known address? Does this dependent follow instructions? (See instructions). Boxes checked. No. of children who had live-in girlfriends/boyfriends. Had their divorced spouses living with you. You asked to leave but they had no place to go. Add numbers on lines above. (OK to use fingers). d. Total number of exemptions claimed (Round up to nearest 3/5's). Income. Attach forms here. Attach a couple of Andy J's while you're at it, to speed processing. Your ad here! Read by millions! Contact IRS Media. Helpful Hint. We are not going to give you any helpful hints. 7 Wages, salaries, tips, bottle deposits, bribes, free lunches, coins found in couch cushions. 8a Taxable interest. Attach Schedule B. If you don't understand, go to plan B. b. Tax-exempt interest. Much more interesting, isn't it? 9a Ordinary dividends. Nothing special, just Joe the Dividend. b Qualified dividends. Big Whoop. Trump's Rich Friends. 10. Taxable Refunds. Bank error in your favor. Pass GO, collect 200. 11. Alimony received (if that bum ever paid up). 12. Business Income or (loss). Use Schedule EZ come, EZ go. 13. Capital gain of (loss). Include your share of the national debt. 14. Other gains or (losses). Check box if you are just making stuff up. 15a. IRA distributions. b. Amount you had with Lehman. 16a. Pensions and annuities. b Amount with State of Illinois. 17. Rental real estate, royalties, partnerships (Use Schedule X to report missing partner). 18. Farm Income or (loss), Attach Schedule F (Do not include the funny farm). 19. Unemployment compensation (Amazing isn't it? You get taxed on this, too). 20a. Social Security benefits b. Taxable amount. 21. Other Income. (Bake sales, washing cars, baby-sitting, bingo games, don't hide anything). 22. This is your total income. Unless you are General Electric. If so write zero. Adjusted Gross Income. Remember you can file this form electronically, using your computer, and really mess things up. 23 Educator expenses (Spankings, noogies, butt-kicking). 24 Certain business expenses that you as a mere nobody have no business knowing about. Just keep moving. 25 Health savings account deduction. (May make you sick.) 26 Moving expenses. (See instructions). 27 Instruction tax. 28 Self-employment tax. 29 Self-enjoyment tax. 30 Penalty for early withdrawal (One-half of self-enjoyment tax). 31a Alimony paid. Rat out spouse's SSAN. 32 USSR tax (Useless Social Security Recipients). 33 Student loan interest (Do not include English majors). 34 Lack of interest in being a student. 35. Add up lines one to a million, divide by twice the total sum of your weight in Chinese running shoes. If greater than one-half of total something, go forth and multiply. 36. This is your adjusted gross income (Adjusted? We mean disgusted.) Now we can go to page two, tra-la. Last thought: Any money or thing of worth laying around? Better send it in. Just in case. Hey, you never know. Cat. No. 11320B. Form 1040 (2016).
     
8. Cartoonist Jeff Danziger  Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons 2017-03-09 real estate 
Cartoonist(s): Jeff Danziger
Comic/Cartoon: Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2017-03-09 Pub. Date: 2017-03-09
Image Number: 155564
Caption: Don Jr., Eric, Ivanka and Jared on the High Wire. Real estate deals. For rent. Clothing line. Russia deals.
     
9. Cartoonist Jeff Danziger  Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons 2017-02-02 real estate 
Cartoonist(s): Jeff Danziger
Comic/Cartoon: Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2017-02-02 Pub. Date: 2017-02-02
Image Number: 154160
Caption: Saudis Wonder. I wonder why Trump didn't put us on the list with the Iranians, the Iraqis, and everybody else? … Real estate.
     
10. Cartoonist Jeff Danziger  Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons 2016-06-02 real estate 
Cartoonist(s): Jeff Danziger
Comic/Cartoon: Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2016-06-02 Pub. Date: 2016-06-02
Image Number: 144183
Caption: The Graduate. Naturally when we seen that you had a degree from Trump University, we said that's the guy we want working here! Beachfront Estates. Sold. ABC. Always be closing. Glen Gary Glen Ross. Rezoom. Sales Manager. Flippem & Run Real Estate. Now hiring.
     
11. Cartoonist Jeff Danziger  Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons 2013-01-02 real estate 
Cartoonist(s): Jeff Danziger
Comic/Cartoon: Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2013-01-02 Pub. Date: 2013-01-02
Image Number: 91884
Caption: Mr. Netanyahu Knows Value. Likud Real Estate. Peace Process. What a view! I can see all the way to me winning re-election! Location, location, location.
     
12. Cartoonist Jeff Danziger  Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons 2012-11-20 real estate 
Cartoonist(s): Jeff Danziger
Comic/Cartoon: Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2012-11-20 Pub. Date: 2012-11-20
Image Number: 90269
Caption: New Tasty Treats to Replace the Lost Twinkies! New Stinkies! Just like the Twinkies that never went bad, except these have no preservatives so they go bad almost immediately. Contains sugar, and some sort of yellow moldable compound. Corn may be involved. Sugar flavored. Stinkies. Cream-filled extrusion. Real organic odors. No preservatives! For that natural smell. Stinkies. Contains sugar, yellow material. Wink-winks and Nudge-Nudges! Wow, it's a Little Debbie all growed up. Wink-winks are pure white. Nudge-nudges are sort of fudge colored. A social lesson in each pack. Made of sugar colored sugar and brown colored sugar. Say no more. Wink-winks. Nudge-nudges. No more Ho-ho's these days. New Uh-Ohs! Dad gets laid off down at the mud mine the last thing he wants in his lunch box is a snack that laughs at him. Tasty cupcakes that say - hey, loser, we understand. And they taste that way, too. Uh-ohs. Great for Kids! Little Dippie Mini Donutz. Named after Little Debbie's not-so-bright sister, the who - well, never mind. Sugary snack globs covered with sugar, with a rich sugar taste that will remind you of sugar. And note the new funny spelling! You'll go nutty for donutz. Little Dippie. Direct from New York! Don-Dons! Inspired by the famous real estate and television personality. Don-Dons are topped with shredded cocoanut. Pigeons love 'em! Don-Dons. Formerly Ding-Dongs. Cocoanut topping. Wonder Stuff. Handy around the house 12 ways! Soaks up spills. Replace oil filters. Keep loose patio tiles in place. Temporary tooth filling. Stops drafts under doors. Start charcoal fires. Stop charcoal fires. Real bread taste! Real bread shade! And that old favorite Wonder Bread (crossed out) stuff. More nutritious that a roll of paper towels, and more absorbent! Baked using natural materials fairly near a field of wheat.
     
13. Cartoonist Jeff Danziger  Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons 2011-08-17 real estate 
Cartoonist(s): Jeff Danziger
Comic/Cartoon: Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2011-08-17 Pub. Date: 2011-08-17
Image Number: 64654
Caption: Problems in Mideast Real Estate. Turkey. Syria. Hey… you're not really adding anything to the neighborhood.
     
14. Cartoonist Jeff Danziger  Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons 2011-04-06 real estate 
Cartoonist(s): Jeff Danziger
Comic/Cartoon: Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2011-04-06 Pub. Date: 2011-04-06
Image Number: 59528
Caption: Open house. E. Jerusalem. Prime location. 4 BR, Sinai, vu, financing avail. Gov't approved. Golden Calf Realty.
     
15. Cartoonist Jeff Danziger  Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons 2010-12-20 real estate 
Cartoonist(s): Jeff Danziger
Comic/Cartoon: Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2010-12-20 Pub. Date: 2010-12-20
Image Number: 55500
Caption: Latest Thomas Kinkade Painting. Bank Owned.
     
16. Cartoonist Jeff Danziger  Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons 2010-11-09 real estate 
Cartoonist(s): Jeff Danziger
Comic/Cartoon: Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2010-11-09 Pub. Date: 2010-11-09
Image Number: 54047
Caption: Irish economy declines further. Ireland tours. And here we have starving Irish peasants, victims of the great real estate famine, forced to dig their own potatoes just to keep body and soul together.
     
17. Cartoonist Jeff Danziger  Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons 2010-10-18 real estate 
Cartoonist(s): Jeff Danziger
Comic/Cartoon: Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2010-10-18 Pub. Date: 2010-10-18
Image Number: 53318
Caption: And remember men, as you go about your duties, that you are BANKERS! You are members of an honored profession, reknowned for honesty, probity, wisdom and judgement, the backbone of industry and community, the true beating heart of commerce, and the promise of the future. And then get the money. Mortgages for Dummies. Foreclosures. Other records. A fin on Bad Boy in the fifth.
     
18. Cartoonist Jeff Danziger  Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons 2010-10-18 real estate 
Cartoonist(s): Jeff Danziger
Comic/Cartoon: Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2010-10-18 Pub. Date: 2010-10-18
Image Number: 53319
Caption: Bank owned.
     
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