Use your blinker! Hey jerk!! Stop texting!! Your blinker is on dope!! This guy is awful! What're you watching??? "Road Rage Passenger."
Mike du Jour
"A local man was killed yesterday in an apparent road rage incident." "According to witnesses, after being cut off by a woman in a minivan, the man then chased down the vehicle. "He then pulled along side and began yelling obscenities and making lewd hand gestures ... " ... until he slammed into a bridge abutment. Funeral services will be held next week." That's going to be an awkward funeral. What do you say about someone who played an active role in their own death? He was a bird lover?