I've got cancer! I gotta do something! I know -- I'll freeze myself! Freezdaireâ€¦. And when I'm thawed in the future, they'll have the cure!
Our human works too much. She barely has time to feed us before rushing off. It's all of the fault of the industrial revolution! In the old days, a human would be home more, so she could pet the cat! That's it! I'll come up with a scheme to reverse the industrial revolution! Of course, It'd be easier just to get our human fired.