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1. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2018-07-09 post 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2018-07-09 Pub. Date: 2018-07-09
Image Number: 172847
Caption: If Life Imitated Politics. American politics is largely driven by lies these days. The Libs are plotting civil war! Jews secretly run the world! Lock her up!!! Twitter. What if everything worked this way? Wait - my balance was $2000, not $20. We do post-truth accounting now. Emergency Room. Help! My child was in an accident! Sorry, we don't treat crisis actors. Ground control says it's safe to go through the mountain. But - that's crazy! Don't be so closed-minded!
     
2. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2017-06-30 post 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2017-06-30 Pub. Date: 2017-06-30
Image Number: 160142
Caption: Cults of America. This week: The Market Liberation Army. The M.L.A. is led by the charismatic Charles Mansion, who claims to channel the late economist Milton Friedman. Free your trade and your soul will follow! Members live in a compound called Dow-Jonestown, where they are indoctrined with market fundamentalism. How do we know what to do, O chosen one? Talk to the hand ... the invisible hand! Let it lift your spirit and guide you in the ways of the holy profits. They develop paranoia about those on the outside. The evil minions of the anti-hand are everywhere. We must fight their public schools and post offices! These raiments made from Wall Street Journal editorial pages will protect us from their Socialism rays! Tyranny of the Poor. Reagan lives. Any skepticism is quickly quashed. I've been thinking bad thoughts, o chose one ... like maybe we should do something about global warm - Hush! The market works in mysterious ways. But it will always love you.
     
3. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2016-04-25 post 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2016-04-25 Pub. Date: 2016-04-25
Image Number: 142598
Caption: Algorithm Blues. One fine day in the future … Grandma and Grandpa, tell us what the internet was like back in the olden days! Well, we used to do this thing called "surfing the web." We actually visited websites instead of clicking on whatever showed up in our Facebook feeds. Whoa, that sounds wild. But how would you share what you found? Believe it or not, we sometimes read things and kept our opinions to ourselves. Wait, so you would discover stuff on your own and not post about it? Honey, let me tell you about something called print media. Wow, that was interesting. I'm glad my algorithm recommended it.
     
4. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2014-12-15 post 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2014-12-15 Pub. Date: 2014-12-15
Image Number: 120452
Caption: Thought experiment: Al Qaeda admits to torturing U.S. captives. How do American's respond? Taliban shocker. Rectal feeding of Navy Seals. I'm sure they were just patriots defending their caliphate! Army Ranger chained to ceiling, kept awake for a week. That's enhanced interrogation, not torture! An American was doused with water and left to die of hypothermia on a dungeon floor. Al Qaeda torture. In fairness, you have to consider the whole context of the time. U.S. troops say they were locking in coffin-like boxes and endured countless near-drownings. The Taliban says it was legal, so it's ok with me.
     
5. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2013-04-29 post 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2013-04-30 Pub. Date: 2013-04-29
Image Number: 96523
Caption: After the west, Texas fertilizer plant explosion, Gov. Rick Perry assailed … A cartoon criticizing his disdain for regulations. "I won't stand for someone mocking the tragic deaths of my fellow Texans and out fellow Americans." (Actual quote.) People of Texas, rest assured that I will always protect you from those who would insult me. I mean - the victims of a terrible accident! I will also keep our factories safe from dangerous inspectors. If we want to store 270 tons of explosives next to a school, that's OUR BUSINESS! George W. Bush Presidential Library. This chapter on deflecting blame after a major tragedy is great stuff! Yeah, well, it only works for so long. Post - 9/11 Playbook.
     
6. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2013-02-18 post 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2013-02-19 Pub. Date: 2013-02-18
Image Number: 93809
Caption: Postal Service Of The Future. Here comes the mailbot! Finally. Remember when mail came six days a week instead of one? Oh yes, before Congress forced PRIVATIZATION … Those were the days! No contracts, not delivery fees, no excess mail charges … Close your eyes! Mail service commencing. Mail Master 8000. BOOM! Letter Lobber 9000. Chomp! ... No piles of ads for other mail services ... Compu-Carrier 9500. Pure Postal! Try Mail-Woo! Zip-e Post. Wiz-Delivery Sack-o-Mail.
     
7. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2012-11-13 post 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2012-11-13 Pub. Date: 2012-11-13
Image Number: 89943
Caption: Post-Election Chitchat. This isn't a traditional America anymore. Used to be, the president was elected by a diverse coalition of white men. Fine men of various complexions, depending on the latitude at which they golfed. Now the president is chosen by racists - People who vote solely on the basis of skin color. And you people ... You want things. What I want is for you to keep saying stuff like that during the next election.
     
8. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2012-04-30 post 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2012-04-30 Pub. Date: 2012-04-30
Image Number: 86656
Caption: DATA DUMP. My fellow Americans, we face a crisis. Between the persistence of GOOGLE+ and the rise of PINTEREST, our nation has exceeded its capacity of social networking. We must reduce this tsunami of information before it DESTROYS US ALL. Ben Bernanke sent you a request in BranchOut. Companies form to ship excess communication to the third world. Still plenty of room for this stuff in Africa. Tweets about indigestion. Superfluous hashtags. Discarded posts soon litter the streets of poor nations. Facebook. Flickr. Kim Kardashian. In the end, children in rural China are left to scavenge piles of rancid Tumbls. Koff! Toxic cat memes. Deadly Charticle.
     
9. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2010-04-12 post 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2010-04-12 Pub. Date: 2010-04-12
Image Number: 90115
Caption: Slowpoke. With "Iron Chef," "Chopped," and now "Food Wars," it seemed cooking shows are becoming more extreme. Coming soon to a cable channel near you … KILLER KITCHEN. THWACK! Contestants must create culinary masterpieces while flinging cooking implements at the opposing team. JULIENNED! The winning chef gets to shred the loser into a salad topping. Now THAT'S what I call a CHEF SALAD! Dish of the Dead. More brains! I'm not really tasting the baby flesh. Judges. Nuclear Noshin'. Who can prepare the best post-apocalyptic feast? And today's ingredients are ... Radioactive beetles and vaporized cow dust.
     
10. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2009-06-01 post 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2009-06-01 Pub. Date: 2009-06-01
Image Number: 91018
Caption: Slowpoke. A Pixelated Past. One fine evening in the year 2050 with grandma and grandpa Perkins … Tell us about the olden days! Yes, what was life like in 2009? Well … I remember I once got into a Wikipedia page-editing battle with someone over the entry for Kif from "Futurama." In the end, I won! Good times! Then there was the time your grandfather posted a video on YouTube of me singing "Sweet Caroline" in the shower. SWEET CARO-LINE. You Bastard. Oh, and she once had the most Hilarious status message - So basically you wasted your lives staring at screens. I think they're making these grandkids a bit too realistic. Time to try a different simulator. Virtual Front Porch. With Grandkids!
     
11. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2009-05-11 post 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2009-05-11 Pub. Date: 2009-05-11
Image Number: 91015
Caption: Slowpoke. Meltdown Minit. This is Mr. Perkins with your Meltdown Minit. First some good news: Shares of Nastibank soared today on word that they made a profit last quarter, not counting their losses. A slowdown in the adult entertainment sector has led nipple tassel titan T-Whirl TM. To go bust. Tens if thousands of Hungarian tassel-weavers are out of work. On Tuesday, the closing of falafel chain Pita Potentate TM caused the implosion of chickpea goliath GARBANZOR. TM. This somehow triggered the pancaking of the Thai Bhat. Elsewhere in the world, Azerbaijan officially closed as a country, citing "a market worse than the smell of one thousand goats." The former nation urges the world to post no bills on its vacant facade. This just in: "Meltdown Minit" is bankrupt. Please enjoy the test pattern coming soon!
     
12. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2009-04-13 post 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2009-04-13 Pub. Date: 2009-04-13
Image Number: 91011
Caption: Slowpoke. Small Business Meets The Virtual Vortex. In the beginning, you did your work, and it was good. 4-course meals on a stick. A dozen by noon? You got it. Then you needed a website. Ta-da! 4-course-meals-on-a-stick.com. But that wasn't enough. You needed a blog. This week I'm offering two meals on a stick for the price of one! PUBLISH! Blogger. Next, you needed to join social networking sites to point people to your blog. New blog post about my big sale! http://tinyurl.com/ctd9dq. Then - how to find new friends to follow your social networking feeds? Join UBERFRIENDER, of course! Add uberfriend? Yes. No. With web 2.0 getting so crowded, a new site allows you to post "PLORKS" linking only to your most important updates. Don't miss my tweet from 11:27 today! Plorker. Eventually ... Wait a minute ... I forget what I do for a living!! Meanwhile, in a spacecraft hovering above Earth: HA HA! The humans will soon cease all productive activity and then we can invade!
     
13. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2008-05-12 post 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2008-05-15 Pub. Date: 2008-05-12
Image Number: 91236
Caption: Slowpoke. The prevailing trend in business is paying nothing for online content. The Nothington Post. Ad Revenue. Pay contributors to our site? How very web 1.0! Meanwhile, oil is hitting record prices. Barrel of dead dinosaurs: $110. What if this were reversed? Oil barons struggle for survival. Gasoline only 15 cents a gallon! Well, I cant pay for it, but I'll give it some exposure in my weed whacker! ... While cartoonists are treated like Saudi royalty. $5,000 per strip! That is my final offer! Solid gold drawing board. Rare octopus ink. PLEASE! You must drop the price, or you will destroy the global economy! Government policy would be written my cartoon industry lobbyists. I've got some cartoon content for your campaign, Senator, if you'll support renaming Reagan National as B. Kliban National Airport! Right away, sir! And I want tax breaks for word balloons while you're at it!
     
14. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2008-01-01 post 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2008-01-01 Pub. Date: 2008-01-01
Image Number: 86608
Caption: Slowpoke. True: The Doomsday Seed Vault - A fallout shelter for the world's crop varieties - Officially opens this week on the Norwegian outpost of Svalbard. You have to admit, it's not a bad idea the way things are going. Also in the works … The fake fruit vault - for decorating dining room tables as the human race re-establishes suburbs. We have over 1200 varieties of wooden pairs! IF YOU ARE READING THIS, ALL CIVILIZATION HAD ENDED. Here are instructions on how to use the fruit: 1. 2. The Doomsday Movie Vault. Beneath The Planet of the Apes. Charlton Heston The Omega Man. On the Beach. They'll need some entertainment they can relate to. Film nerd. The Right-Wing Meme Vault - To protect talking points in case all recorded media is destroyed by the nuclear war that they start. We also have Reagan's DNA in a lead closet! Islamo-fascists. Cadillac-driving welfare queen. Ticking time bomb + torture. Frivolous lawsuits. Persecuted white males. Activist judges. Magic of the market. Ted Kennedy drunk jokes. Nanny state. America hater. Liberal media. War on Xmas.
     
15. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2007-01-01 post 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2007-01-01 Pub. Date: 2007-01-01
Image Number: 92681
Caption: Slowpoke. Visit the George W. Bush Presidential Library. Construction cost: Only $500 million - Less than two days of war in Iraq! Be greeted by friendly, Ivy League-educated cowboys! Polyurethane cows. George W. Bush Presidential Library/Dude Ranch. Democrat Entrance. Astroturf. Underground Torture Chamber How-DEE! Come on in! Harvard MBA. View rare photos! Bill Murray in Stripes. Condoleezza Rice tutors the President in foreign policy. Post with life-sized replicas of the President in his youth! The Cheerleader-in-Chief! '70s Playboy. National Guard (the AWOL Years) See ... The actual show turkey he presented the troops in Iraq for Thanksgiving! Kids! Try to top the President's Donkey Kong score in this interactive exhibit! High Score 87913 POTUS 43. We're sorry ... The Iraq Victory Room isn't open yet. Under Construction Indefinitely.
     
16. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2006-01-01 post 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2006-01-01 Pub. Date: 2006-01-01
Image Number: 92674
Caption: Slowpoke. Aesthetic Movements To Come. Jimmy Buffett Futurism. Squawk. Welcome to Margarita Vortex. Post-Ironic Cutism. Bravo! A refreshingly earnest, neoliteralist celebration of the cute! Pointillist Graffiti. Seurat Posse was here. Gothic Fung Shui. No, no. The coffin goes over there! Diamanda Galas. Ultimate Ululation Tour.
     
17. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2005-01-01 post 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2005-01-01 Pub. Date: 2005-01-01
Image Number: 86617
Caption: Slowpoke. Hey, hungry Americans! Do you find that steakhouses like these aren't quite meeting your renegade eating needs? Then check out these NEW ADVENTURES IN THEME DINING! Aussie Steak Hut. Blazing Cattles Bar & Grill. Attila's Meat Pit. No waiting to be seated - you must CONQUER your table by slaying animatronic monks! The booth of Naissus is MINE! HA! Today's Specials. Blood of Bledo $11. Flesh of the Ostrogoths. Apocalypse Cow. Fine dining in a post-nuclear atmosphere. Customers chase down their own mutant bovine and roast them over burning oil wells. Look! There's some! The Beef Lobby Lounge. Meat free from the shackles of government inspection. A real walk on the wild side! Mmm ... Mad cow prions make all the difference. This E. Coli-splattered steak is NOT for sissies! Food Guide Pyramid. Beef.
     
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