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| Cartoonist(s): |
Bob Thaves Tom Thaves |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Frank and Ernest |
| Viewable Date: |
2001-03-01 |
Pub. Date: |
2001-03-01 |
| Image Number: |
71785 |
| Caption: |
"All the World's A Stage". How ridiculous! |
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162. |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Bob Thaves Tom Thaves |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Frank and Ernest |
| Viewable Date: |
2000-10-27 |
Pub. Date: |
2000-10-27 |
| Image Number: |
71616 |
| Caption: |
Auditorium Seats. Orchestra $30.00. Mezzanine $20.00. Balcony $15.00. Programs $1.00. I'll sit on a program, please. |
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163. |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Bob Thaves Tom Thaves |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Frank and Ernest |
| Viewable Date: |
2000-10-08 |
Pub. Date: |
2000-10-08 |
| Image Number: |
71594 |
| Caption: |
Ernie, today I'm going to ask you some personal questions so our readers can see your colorful personality. First, what's your favorite movie? "Black to the Fuschia"! Not funny, Ernie. How about your favorite Shakespeare play? "Azure You Like It"! Favorite Broadway show? "Yellow Dolly"! Your favorite pop song? "Salmon Enchanted evening"! C'mon Ernie ... Stop it! Orange you glad I didn't say "Maroon River"? Yeah, thanks vermilion. I spend way too much time with that guy! |
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164. |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Bob Thaves Tom Thaves |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Frank and Ernest |
| Viewable Date: |
2000-09-23 |
Pub. Date: |
2000-09-23 |
| Image Number: |
71548 |
| Caption: |
All the world's a stage, Ernie. It's just our luck we got stuck playing ourselves. |
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165. |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Bob Thaves Tom Thaves |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Frank and Ernest |
| Viewable Date: |
2000-08-15 |
Pub. Date: |
2000-08-15 |
| Image Number: |
71393 |
| Caption: |
Is there a doctor in the house. Is there an HMO caseworker in the house? |
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166. |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Bob Thaves Tom Thaves |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Frank and Ernest |
| Viewable Date: |
2000-07-23 |
Pub. Date: |
2000-07-23 |
| Image Number: |
71376 |
| Caption: |
Isn't it magnificent?! The herd provides us with exercise and food, and we keep them strong by culling the weak and sick! Ah, yes ... we each play our part in the awe-inspiring grand scheme. Sure, for them it's a "wondrous circle of life" --- For us it's just a tough neighborhood! |
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167. |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Bob Thaves Tom Thaves |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Frank and Ernest |
| Viewable Date: |
2000-07-19 |
Pub. Date: |
2000-07-19 |
| Image Number: |
71339 |
| Caption: |
Cleaning Out The Shameless Joke File. Frank and Ernest, Piano Tuners. Tuning Kit. I've tried to tuna fish, but it had too many scales. |
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168. |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Bob Thaves Tom Thaves |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Frank and Ernest |
| Viewable Date: |
2000-07-17 |
Pub. Date: |
2000-07-17 |
| Image Number: |
71337 |
| Caption: |
Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, you're way below average. |
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169. |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Bob Thaves Tom Thaves |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Frank and Ernest |
| Viewable Date: |
2000-05-03 |
Pub. Date: |
2000-05-03 |
| Image Number: |
71209 |
| Caption: |
Crayon Mfg. Co. Employee Parking. Stay within the lines. |
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170. |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Bob Thaves Tom Thaves |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Frank and Ernest |
| Viewable Date: |
2000-03-25 |
Pub. Date: |
2000-03-25 |
| Image Number: |
70990 |
| Caption: |
When Chess Pieces Play Hockey. Penalty Box. They gave me two minutes for checking. |
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171. |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Bob Thaves Tom Thaves |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Frank and Ernest |
| Viewable Date: |
2000-02-06 |
Pub. Date: |
2000-02-06 |
| Image Number: |
70842 |
| Caption: |
Ernie, we need to write an ad for our new one-man show. Let's check the reviews. "A new low in theater-going". Critics say "Record-setting performance". "Can't act. Can't sing. Can't dance". "Does all things equally well." "So bad, if I hadn't seen it myself I wouldn't believe it". "A must-see show". "This show stinks!" "Will stimulate your senses!" |
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172. |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Bob Thaves Tom Thaves |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Frank and Ernest |
| Viewable Date: |
2000-01-13 |
Pub. Date: |
2000-01-13 |
| Image Number: |
70823 |
| Caption: |
You're doing "taxes", huh? What's your high score? |
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173. |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Bob Thaves Tom Thaves |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Frank and Ernest |
| Viewable Date: |
1999-12-26 |
Pub. Date: |
1999-12-26 |
| Image Number: |
70818 |
| Caption: |
Celestial Sports Network. Greetings from Elysian Field where today we bring you the Universe Bowl. The Heavenly Angels are playing the Nether World Devils for the championship of the cosmos! Athey've been lined up at the gates since 6am to see this game, not to mention the Heavenly Choir at halftime! I hear the Angels have a lot of speed and a great attitude, Ernie! I'll say! All of us can fly and now we're loaded with spirit! The Devils will use lots of fixes and get lots of penalties. Yes, the Devils are full of deception and rarely play by the rules! But, as always, this game will be decided by home field advantage. When we go down there the heat always gets to us. But the weather up here is always perfect. So, what's your advantage? They can't take the altitude. |
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174. |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Bob Thaves Tom Thaves |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Frank and Ernest |
| Viewable Date: |
1999-12-20 |
Pub. Date: |
1999-12-20 |
| Image Number: |
70812 |
| Caption: |
Cough. He never got the hang of playing dead, but he's great at calling in sick! |
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175. |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Bob Thaves Tom Thaves |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Frank and Ernest |
| Viewable Date: |
1999-12-19 |
Pub. Date: |
1999-12-19 |
| Image Number: |
70761 |
| Caption: |
December. Sun. Mon. Tues. Wed. Thurs. Fri. Sat. Search attic - find Xmas decorations and Santa Suit. Update greeting card list. Buy cards and stamps. Make gift list. Put up lights. Start cards. Get tree - decorate tree. Gift shopping. Finish caards. Mail cards. Francine's Xmas party. More gift shopping. Make Xmas candy. More gift shopping. Caroling with neighbors. Wrap gifts. Plan Xmas dinner. Play Santa at party. Get more lights. What do you want for Christmas, Frank? Another month to prepare for it! |
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176. |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Bob Thaves Tom Thaves |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Frank and Ernest |
| Viewable Date: |
1999-09-18 |
Pub. Date: |
1999-09-18 |
| Image Number: |
70561 |
| Caption: |
I think the team has already given up on this season. |
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177. |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Bob Thaves Tom Thaves |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Frank and Ernest |
| Viewable Date: |
1999-07-08 |
Pub. Date: |
1999-07-08 |
| Image Number: |
70376 |
| Caption: |
Can Wolfgang come out and play? |
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178. |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Bob Thaves Tom Thaves |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Frank and Ernest |
| Viewable Date: |
1999-05-19 |
Pub. Date: |
1999-05-19 |
| Image Number: |
70307 |
| Caption: |
Keep off the grass. |
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179. |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Bob Thaves Tom Thaves |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Frank and Ernest |
| Viewable Date: |
1999-05-16 |
Pub. Date: |
1999-05-16 |
| Image Number: |
70312 |
| Caption: |
Ernie, in today's tennis match you kept walking the ball back to your opponent's side... Well, Coach told me to return every serve! And you kept trying to join the opposing team! Coach said you're supposed to switch sides every other game. You let every ball bounce twice before hitting it ... Naturally! I was playing doubles! And you kept hitting shots into the crowd... Coach said to keep it away from their backhands! But this is encouraging... Your Coach says based on today's performance he's counting on you to serve well during tomorrow's semifinals! Yes! He just hasn't decided whether it'll be hot dogs or sodas. |
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180. |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Bob Thaves Tom Thaves |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Frank and Ernest |
| Viewable Date: |
1999-05-11 |
Pub. Date: |
1999-05-11 |
| Image Number: |
70299 |
| Caption: |
Books. Ernest Hemmingway Centennial. Did you read Hemingway's book "Across the River and Under the Trees"? No. I didn't even know he played golf. |
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