You turned 18 just in time to vote! You must've been SO stoked to do your patriotic duty! Bernice said she studied the voter guide and all the candidates' positions. Did you? Hold on a sec, Delta. Which is worse: lying or being unpatriotic? Wouldn’t know. In Australia it's compulsory to be patriotic.
Paint the house green and red: $450. Wrap it up in plastic: $2,800. House decorating proposal. Cover it with 20,000 lights: $4,000. Construct mechanical displays: $6,500. Well, we have no money and can’t afford debt, so I vote for "no gaudy display, just a warm holiday spirit in our hearts: $0." What are you, unamerican?