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1. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2019-06-23 pants 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2019-06-23 Pub. Date: 2019-06-23
Image Number: 178215
Caption: One pair of Levis, please. Which cut? Extra-slim cut. Ripped or not ripped? What? Smooth or corrugated? Uniform or multicolored? Studded or non-studded? Built-in-Millennial-charger-pocket or Boomer regular? MAGA red or Dem lining. Just plain old regular jeans. That'll be $250. What?! Special order. We don't make 'em anymore.
     
2. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2018-01-23 pants 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2018-01-23 Pub. Date: 2018-01-23
Image Number: 167651
Caption: Am I crazy, Susan? What? Why do you ask? Last night, I was arguing online with some guy who was certain the moon landing was fakes … because the moon does not exist. I argued with him. But with every post, other people chimed in to say I was totally wrong and that this guy was absolutely right. Is this why you texted me is the moon out at 3 a.m.? When a whole room of naked people tells you you're the one who's naked, you can't help but double-check your pants.
     
3. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2017-09-30 pants 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2017-09-30 Pub. Date: 2017-09-30
Image Number: 163102
Caption: Dear Lemon Brown: Unfortunately, we at Equifax must inform you that hackers breached our security weeks ago. Your social security number, address, credit history, and pants size may have been compromised. It appears the only personal information of yours that wasn't compromised was your signature. To sign up for our credit monitoring service, please sign here.
     
4. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2017-08-24 pants 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2017-08-24 Pub. Date: 2017-08-24
Image Number: 161803
Caption: Hey Susan, did you get that evite from Clyde? Which one? The evite to his birthday party where he wrote "in lieu of gifts, bring a shovel and wear your work pants"? No. The evite to his housewarming party at his underground bunker? No. I've been ignoring his evites for months now. Ever since Trump won, they've been getting more and more cynical. I'm talking about his evite to watch the upcoming race war on his tv.
     
5. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2017-04-12 pants 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2017-04-12 Pub. Date: 2017-04-12
Image Number: 156720
Caption: Bruh, when the last time you been to the doctor? About a … year ago. Why … do you ask … Clyde? 'Cause you outta breath. I don't … know what you're … talking about. What's with all them pauses in your speech? They're just … dramatic … pauses. You ain't Captain Kirk. You need a hospital, bruh.
     
6. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2017-01-04 pants 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2017-01-04 Pub. Date: 2017-01-04
Image Number: 152857
Caption: I need some new pants. Want to come shopping? I'll pretend you ain't asked me that, Big L. Bruthas don't "shop" together. That's what women do. What, you need me to tell you if them jeans make you look fat? You need me to tell you how pretty you is? Get outta here with that #$%@. Clyde, a man who's secure in his own sexuality isn't afraid to go shopping with another man. I'll pretend you ain't said "sexuality" to me.
     
7. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2016-12-25 pants 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2016-12-25 Pub. Date: 2016-12-25
Image Number: 151999
Caption: You know what really, really bugs me? People who get all upset just because I always let my dog off his leash where I'm not supposed to. Last week, Killer and I were taking our usual stroll in the park. I let the little fella off his leash just so he could get some real exercise. He deserves it as much as anyone. When he got maybe 1,000 feet from me, he came across some kid's birthday party. Killer's a curious little fella, so naturally he darted into the Bouncy House. Next thing you know, there was all this screaming, just 'cause Killer started licking the birthday boy's face and chewing on his hair. All that screaming hurt poor Killer's feelings, so naturally he started growling. Then I told them Killer was friendly, so that should've been that, right? Can you believe they demanded I buy the kid new pants? It's not my fault they never potty trained him. Forget the dogs, it's the owners who should have to get licensed.
     
8. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2016-12-21 pants 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2016-12-21 Pub. Date: 2016-12-21
Image Number: 152371
Caption: Ok … but what actually happened when you and Vancouver saw each other again? I want details! Well, after we spent a few days making up for lost time … After we were convinced that our entire lives led us to this point and we were meant to be together ... Oh wait, my pants are vibrating. I'm getting a call. For some reason, I'm starting to sense it all went horribly wrong. Y'know, what I just said to you would've made no sense at all when we were kids.
     
9. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2016-11-05 pants 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2016-11-05 Pub. Date: 2016-11-05
Image Number: 150476
Caption: 1982. What are you gonna be in 2012? I've narrowed it down to two options. If we don't blow ourselves up, I'll be a cyborg captain of a starship, hunting for black holes I can use to travel back in time and capture dinosaurs. If we DO blow ourselves up, I'll wear leather pants and roam the radioactive wasteland fighting mutants in order to bring a bucket of water and a little bit of peace to grateful orphans. It's good you have something to fall back on. Momma said that's important.
     
10. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2016-08-29 pants 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2016-08-29 Pub. Date: 2016-08-29
Image Number: 147919
Caption: Clyde, have you seen the trailer for that new Eddie Murphy movie? Yes, "Magical Negro." I seen it. It's not called "Magical Negro." You mean it ain't about a black character whose only purpose is to use his special insight to aid white characters? It's a true story. So that's different. And it's called "Mr. Church." C-Dog call a movie what it should be called. Wanna go see "Mr. Church" with me? I'd rather go see "Watch Margot Robbie in Hot Pants for Two Hours" again.
     
11. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2015-09-25 pants 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2015-09-25 Pub. Date: 2015-09-25
Image Number: 132816
Caption: Why is Donawd Duck wunning for pwesident? What? Wast week you wewe talking to Uncwe Cwyde about Donawd Duck wunning fow pwesident. Donald TRUMP, son, not Donald Duck. Donald Duck is a cartoon character who's very popular even though he's got a short temper and keeps throwing tantrums all the time. Does Donawd Twump weaw pants?
     
12. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2015-06-10 pants 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2015-06-10 Pub. Date: 2015-06-10
Image Number: 128069
Caption: What do you think of The X-Files coming back, Clyde? You gonna watch it? Nah, bruh, there was a time an' place for that spit, an' this ain't it no more. Back then, trenchcoats was cool. That was before Columbine. Back then, secret government conspiracies was just fiction. That was before Edward Snowman. Back then, you had a high-top fade and parachute pants. Now you ain't got no hair an' you make regular pants look like parachute pants. I've only gained 30 pounds!
     
13. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2014-12-03 pants 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2014-12-03 Pub. Date: 2014-12-03
Image Number: 119643
Caption: I need some new pants. Want to come shopping? I'll pretend you ain't asked me that, Big L. Bruthas don't "shop" together. That's what women do. What, you need me to tell you if them jeans make you look fat? You need me to tell you how pretty you is? Get outta here with that #$%@. Clyde, a man who's secure in his own sexuality isn't afraid to go shopping with another man. I'll pretend you ain't said "sexuality" to me.
     
14. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2014-09-27 pants 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2014-09-27 Pub. Date: 2014-09-27
Image Number: 116766
Caption: How come you always look coordinated, even when you're wearing sweatpants? Time travelers. Oh. … Wait, what? Once our descendants invent time travel, it's only natural they'll also invent cloaking technology … … that'll allow for a flourishing "visit-your-ancestors-without-interfering-with-the-past" tourism industry. Forget I asked. I figure if my great-great-great-great-great-great-great grandson came all this way, the least I could do is look presentable.
     
15. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2014-06-03 pants 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2014-06-03 Pub. Date: 2014-06-03
Image Number: 112088
Caption: My new song about how it's a diff'rent world for women than it is for men. I never wonder if every dude I talk to is tryin' to get in my pants. Women have to wonder that all the time. I don’t have to guard my drink just in case some dude drugs it. Women have to do that kinda thing. What have you done with the REAL Clyde? I don't have to wonder if THAT was a double-entendre.
     
16. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2013-12-25 pants 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2013-12-25 Pub. Date: 2013-12-25
Image Number: 105429
Caption: So there I was, standing next to a kettle ringing a bell, when this lady said to her friend, "That is DEFINITELY NOT Santa Claus." Rosencrantz, it's the height of ignorance to imply that Santa Claus has to be a white man. Maybe she was implying that Santa Claus has to be wearing pants. I only had enough change for half the costume. WRONG HALF!!!
     
17. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2013-05-12 pants 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2013-05-12 Pub. Date: 2013-05-12
Image Number: 96331
Caption: You gonna see Star Trek Into Darkness. @#$% no, fool. Thug 4 Life. For Roscoe. Why not? The title too long. I don’t like a long-title movie. E'rething worth watchin' has a two-word title or less. "Star Wars," good. "The Phantom Menace," boring. "The Matrix," good. "The Matrix Revolutions," boring as #$*%. Rocky, Fargo, Jaws, Psycho, Friday, Gladiator, Scarface ... Thug 4 Life. For Roscoe. Terms of Endearment ... The Unbearable Lightness of Being ... The Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants ... Thug 4 Life. For Roscoe. I rest my case. You would be the worst lawyer in the whole world. Insults with more than nine words is too long.
     
18. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2012-11-23 pants 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2012-11-23 Pub. Date: 2012-11-23
Image Number: 90135
Caption: I complained that I only had two nickels, until I saw a man with none. I complained that I was dressed in rags, until I saw a man with no pants. I complained that I hadn't eaten enough, until I saw a man with no food at all. I still think you should give that man back his nickels, his pants and his sandwich. serves him right for falling asleep.
     
19. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2012-03-12 pants 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2012-03-12 Pub. Date: 2012-03-12
Image Number: 77312
Caption: Whath that? A tree. A twee? Yes. Whath that? A car. A caw? Yes. Whath that? A PUT YOUR PANTS BACK ON!!! Pudda panth back on? Western civilization is going straight to HELL … o … kitty. Wethtun what?
     
20. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2012-01-20 pants 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2012-01-20 Pub. Date: 2012-01-20
Image Number: 44350
Caption: I like to keep my pant size the same as my age. (Originally published on 2010-02-27.)
     
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