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1. Cartoonist Mike Peters  Mother Goose and Grimm 2019-10-01 nursing home 
Cartoonist(s): Mike Peters
Comic/Cartoon: Mother Goose and Grimm
Viewable Date: 2019-10-01 Pub. Date: 2019-10-01
Image Number: 179739
Caption: There's no place like an old folks home, there's no place like an … Dorothy in her later years.
     
2. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2019-09-01 nursing home 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2019-09-01 Pub. Date: 2019-09-01
Image Number: 179190
Caption: I want you to work on something when you get home, minion. I'm supposed to be able to rest once I've gone home. I've always wanted to have a trademark one-liner, like the heroes of all those old action movies. Like in Cobra. Sylvester Stallone was a rogue cop who told a criminal You're the disease, and I'm the cure. Or like in Total Recall, when Arnold Schwarzenegger's wife turned out to be an evil killer. He eliminated her and then said Consider that a divorce. Or like in They live, when just before he killed a bunch of evil aliens, Rowdy Roddy Piper said "I have come here to chew bubblegum, and kick (butt) ... and I'm al out of bubblegum. Your task tonight is to generate six one-liners I can use whenever I squeeze unpaid work out of my employees. I'm supposed to be able to rest once I've gone home. You're the rest, and I'm the bed. The kind with spikes on it ... See? That's awful. Fix that up and give me sixe more.
     
3. Cartoonist Mike Luckovich  Mike Luckovich's Editorial Cartoons 2019-07-02 nursing home 
Cartoonist(s): Mike Luckovich
Comic/Cartoon: Mike Luckovich's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2019-07-02 Pub. Date: 2019-07-02
Image Number: 178389
Caption: I'm against forced busing! Biden. Retirement home.
     
4. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2019-06-17 nursing home 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2019-06-17 Pub. Date: 2019-06-17
Image Number: 178191
Caption: The House is Too Damn Big. From the WSJ: Wealthy retirees are having trouble selling their oversized houses … because younger buyers don't want them. When are today's kids going to grow up and buy my 7,500 square foot fantasy Tuscan villa? For sale. Economic trends are partly to blame. Uh ... Maybe after I pay off my student loans I could afford, like, a bathroom? You'd better pay those off - I own the student loan company! It's a trophy home. I thought you liked getting trophies. This is 20 miles from town and has a Godzilla-sized carbon footprint. A carbon what? Fortunately, there is a solution! I don't own a car. No problem. I'm an Uber driver! Freelance Flats. Gig economy workers only.
     
5. Cartoonist Bob Thaves Tom Thaves  Frank and Ernest 2019-04-07 nursing home 
Cartoonist(s): Bob Thaves Tom Thaves
Comic/Cartoon: Frank and Ernest
Viewable Date: 2019-04-07 Pub. Date: 2019-04-07
Image Number: 177105
Caption: Ernie is obsessed with baseball. Starting with "Catcher in the Rye," he thinks all the books we'll be reading in our book club are about the game. Surely Hemmingway's "A Farewell to Arms" is about pitchers retiring and leaving their teammates. Maybe "The Color Purple" is about the Colorado Rockies and their uniforms. It's likely Orwell's "1984" chronicles the Detroit Tigers championship season. And "Gone with the Wind"? It must be set on a blustery Chicago day with lots of home runs being hit at Wrigley Field!
     
6. Cartoonist Mike Peters  Mother Goose and Grimm 2019-03-22 nursing home 
Cartoonist(s): Mike Peters
Comic/Cartoon: Mother Goose and Grimm
Viewable Date: 2019-03-22 Pub. Date: 2019-03-22
Image Number: 176853
Caption: Retirement Home. Now he just uses his lightsaber to harass cats. Zit.
     
7. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2019-03-03 nursing home 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2019-03-03 Pub. Date: 2019-03-03
Image Number: 176359
Caption: I'll take you back on one condition: No more cheating. Ok. Also, you'd better not even look at another woman. Ok. and you have to give me all your passwords so I can monitor all your social media accounts. Ok. And you have to go to counseling with me and admit how horrible a person you are. And you have to come home straight after work. And you have to get my permission to go anywhere else. And you can't talk to any females other than me or your mother. And you have to let me handle all your finances. And you have to keep quiet when my friends and family treat you like the trash you are for the rest of your life. I thought you said one condition. You life being over is one condition. Not to self: Never, ever, ever say take me back.
     
8. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2018-10-08 nursing home 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2018-10-08 Pub. Date: 2018-10-08
Image Number: 174387
Caption: You know they're working on robots you can have nookie with? Aiight, bruh, that's it. C-Dog puttin' a stop to this train wreck right here. I don't put up with your Star Track, an' your Babylon 9, an' your Yoda voicemail greeting, but this spit just got outta control. I'ma go get Pookie an' Big Oatmeal an' the rest of the boys, an' we gonna have you an intervention. I didn't say I was going to buy one, or anything. Go home an' say goodbye to your Doctor Who toothbrush, bruh.
     
9. Cartoonist Chip Bok  Chip Bok's Editorial Cartoons 2007-12-24 nursing home 
Cartoonist(s): Chip Bok
Comic/Cartoon: Chip Bok's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2018-07-31 Pub. Date: 2007-12-24
Image Number: 20934
Caption: Mortgage Rate Freeze. We get to keep the house. Good because our retirement fund just collapsed.
     
10. Cartoonist Steve Kelley  Steve Kelley's Editorial Cartoons 2008-11-20 nursing home 
Cartoonist(s): Steve Kelley
Comic/Cartoon: Steve Kelley's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2018-06-18 Pub. Date: 2008-11-20
Image Number: 28245
Caption: How's your nest egg? Fried. Stock.
     
11. Cartoonist Joel Pett  Joel Pett's Editorial Cartoons 2010-07-16 nursing home 
Cartoonist(s): Joel Pett
Comic/Cartoon: Joel Pett's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2018-05-29 Pub. Date: 2010-07-16
Image Number: 50037
Caption: Nursing home reform. What's your hurry?
     
12. Cartoonist Brian Crane  Pickles 2018-01-29 nursing home 
Cartoonist(s): Brian Crane
Comic/Cartoon: Pickles
Viewable Date: 2018-01-29 Pub. Date: 2018-01-29
Image Number: 167745
Caption: I'm home, Earl. Did you get everything done on the honey-do list I gave you? What?! You wanted all that stuff done today? I just assumed it was for the rest of the year.
     
13. Cartoonist Jeff Danziger  Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons 2017-11-19 nursing home 
Cartoonist(s): Jeff Danziger
Comic/Cartoon: Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2017-11-19 Pub. Date: 2017-11-19
Image Number: 165404
Caption: The Trump Boys Like to Shoot Elephants … But now we can't bring back trophies! Maybe dad will let us come home and help him kill off the rest of the Republican party.
     
14. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2017-10-10 nursing home 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2017-10-10 Pub. Date: 2017-10-10
Image Number: 163629
Caption: The rest of the president's press pool left Puerto Rico, but I decided to stay and help. They needed people who could drive trucks to help deliver supplies to the survivors. I didn't know you knew how to drive a big rig, Lemont. What's to know? Huh? That reminds me: Did you know a pallet of 10,000 baby wipes makes a good flotation device if you find yourself in the ocean? What? What did you do to their truck?! It's inspiring how fast people, even in the midst of devastation, can all pitch in to buy one man a plane ticket home.
     
15. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2017-05-12 nursing home 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2017-05-12 Pub. Date: 2017-05-12
Image Number: 157823
Caption: Today on the Ask Sadie Show, we'll be addressing one single topic: Sandwiches. Specifically, we'll talk about how single-payer health care would put tons of spending money into the hands of the "sandwich generations." They'd pay a little more in taxes, but they wouldn't have to go deep into debt to be able to put their elderly parents in nursing homes. They could buy products and take vacations and put their sniveling brats through college, and still put the old folks in a nice, safe facility. Which is why we must defeat single-payer whenever it rears its ugly head! (#I'm-not-going-anywhere-you-ungrateful-twerps!)
     
16. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2017-02-12 nursing home 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2017-02-12 Pub. Date: 2017-02-12
Image Number: 153753
Caption: I'll take you back on one condition: No more cheating. Ok. Also, you'd better not even look at another woman. Ok. And you have to give me all your passwords so I can monitor all your social media accounts. Ok. And you have to go to counseling with me and admit how horrible a person you are. And you have to come home straight after work. And you have to get my permission to go anywhere else. And you can't talk to any females other than me or your mother. And you have to let me handle all your finances. And you have to keep quiet when my friends and family treat you like the trash you are for the rest of your life. I thought you said one condition. "Your life being over" IS one condition. Note to self: Never, ever, ever say "take me back."
     
17. Cartoonist Greg Evans  Luann 2017-01-08 nursing home 
Cartoonist(s): Greg Evans
Comic/Cartoon: Luann
Viewable Date: 2017-01-08 Pub. Date: 2017-01-08
Image Number: 151885
Caption: Sweats. Sun screen. Pit stop. Phone. Ear buds. Batteries. Fanny pack. Shoes. Water. Water bottle. Hat. Tip o' the hat to Bill and Jeffy. I thought you were going for your run. Gotta rest first … Outta my way!
     
18. Cartoonist Steve Kelley  Steve Kelley's Editorial Cartoons 2014-10-06 nursing home 
Cartoonist(s): Steve Kelley
Comic/Cartoon: Steve Kelley's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2016-11-04 Pub. Date: 2014-10-06
Image Number: 117482
Caption: California Caf�. Need a box to take home the rest of your food? No thanks � Just a bottle for our leftover water.
     
19. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2016-07-24 nursing home 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2016-07-24 Pub. Date: 2016-07-24
Image Number: 145335
Caption: I want you to work on something when you get home, minion. I'm supposed to be able to rest once I've gone home. I've always wanted to have a trademark one-liner, like the heroes of all those old action movies. Like in Cobra. Sylvester Stallone was a rogue cop who told a criminal "You're the disease, and I'm the cure." Or like in Total Recall, when Arnold Schwarzenegger's wife turned out to be an evil killer. He eliminated her and then said "Consider that a divorce." Or like in They Live, when just before he killed a bunch of evil aliens, Rowdy Roddy Piper said "I have come here to chew bubble gum, and kick (butt) ... and I'm all out of bubble gum." Your task tonight is to generate six one-liners I can use whenever I squeeze unpaid work out of my employees. I'm supposed to be able to rest once I've gone home. You're the rest, and I'm the bed. The kind with spikes on it. That's awful. Fix that up and give me six more.
     
20. Cartoonist Greg Evans  Luann 2016-06-05 nursing home 
Cartoonist(s): Greg Evans
Comic/Cartoon: Luann
Viewable Date: 2016-06-05 Pub. Date: 2016-06-05
Image Number: 142803
Caption: How many jobs have you had? Jobs? Well, let's see … Babysitter, cashier at the pool, server at the retirement home, library assistant and now I'm working with the Kidz. Why? Bookworm Club. To pool. Pool rules. Reader Leader. Kidz 1st. This says that up to age 40, Americans average a new job every 620 days. I guess that means a "job" becomes a "career" on day 621. I think a job becomes a career the minute you start counting the days to your vacation.
     
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