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1. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2018-10-01 not guilty 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2018-10-01 Pub. Date: 2018-10-01
Image Number: 174288
Caption: Sir, I saw you assigned the Judge Groperman account to Dick Fink. That's my account, sir. Why would you do that? Now that Groperman's been accused of attacking a woman, I thought maybe you would be more comfortable not handling his P.R. campaign. I see. Are you sure it's not because you're afraid I'll sabotage the campaign to make sure the state senate rejects his nomination? Yayle. I would never even think of doing such a thing. Clearly not. All cretins are innocent until proven guilty.
     
2. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2017-11-26 not guilty 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2017-11-26 Pub. Date: 2017-11-26
Image Number: 165350
Caption: Women and men are coming forward and exposing all the powerful guys who've sexually harassed them. Its making me feel awfully worried and guilty. Dr. Noodle. Why? I'm worried that at any moment, a victim is going to come forward and ruin my life. That's natural. Think about it this way, though. If whoever it is you abused does come forward, you'll have a chance to come clean and clear your conscience. Huh? I've never abused anyone. I'm confused. I've already lost "House of Cards." This seems to be so pervasive, I could lose everything I spend my life watching. What'll I lose next, "Walking Dead"? "Man in the High Castle"? ... If they take "Big Bang Theory" my life'll pretty much be over. Just curious: Have you ever heard the phrases "get a life" and "it's not about you"? Hence the guilt.
     
3. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2015-05-04 not guilty 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2015-05-04 Pub. Date: 2015-05-04
Image Number: 126505
Caption: Sup, Big L. Hold on. I'm calling on this disposable phone … to see if you're the one who swiped my iPhone. 'Course if you did steal it, you'd have to be pretty dumb not to put it on silent. See? It is on silent. Who's the dumb one now? (This cartoon was published originally on 2013/04/15).
     
4. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2014-08-04 not guilty 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2014-08-04 Pub. Date: 2014-08-04
Image Number: 114617
Caption: Hi, momma, it's me. How are you … No, it's not the paperboy, it's ME. So I've been meaning to ask you about my da … Yes, of COURSE I "sound familiar." It's ME. Momma, I called just last week! So this guilt trip is totally … (sigh) Yes, I'm sure I have the right number. A-Train. (Originally published on 2012-03-01).
     
5. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2014-06-02 not guilty 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2014-06-02 Pub. Date: 2014-06-02
Image Number: 112087
Caption: That deranged guy in Santa Barbara killed all those people to get revenge on women for not being attracted to him. That makes me feel guilty for ever complaining about being in a girl's "friend zone." It's like "sexual partner" is the default purpose of a woman, and if you end up her friend instead, you must've done something wrong. There's something wrong with you if you think "friend" is a bad word. Wait, which mass shooting you talkin' 'bout? Hard to keep track.
     
6. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2013-12-11 not guilty 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2013-12-11 Pub. Date: 2013-12-11
Image Number: 104849
Caption: Yesterday I was joking around with Clyde, and I called his momma a "horse." Right away, I felt guilty. Women are human beings, not barn animals. So my joke was kind of sexist. It's not your fault, Lemont. You can't help it. ALL men are pigs.
     
7. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2013-09-25 not guilty 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2013-09-25 Pub. Date: 2013-09-25
Image Number: 101944
Caption: Hi, momma. No, I didn’t know that about cousin Cletus. He calls his mom that many times a day? … No, I didn’t know that. Well maybe that's 'cause his mom doesn’t make him feel guilty by telling him all the great things his cousin does for his mom. … Wait ... What do you mean "there's no reason for Cletus to worry about that. Do Not Lean On Door.
     
8. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2012-03-01 not guilty 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2012-03-01 Pub. Date: 2012-03-01
Image Number: 76893
Caption: Hi, momma, it's me. How are you … No, it's not the paperboy, it's me. So I've been meaning to ask you about my da … yes, of course I "sound familiar." It's me. Momma, I called just last week! So this guilt trip is totally … (Sigh) Yes, I'm sure I have the right number. A-train.
     
9. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2011-02-09 not guilty 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2011-02-09 Pub. Date: 2011-02-09
Image Number: 57040
Caption: Your honor, I'd like to renew my request that you allow me time to find a new lawyer. This is not the lawyer I hired. It's his six-year-old nephew Billy. My real lawyer is missing. At least let me find HIM. He left some weird message on my voicemail about being held in some dungeon. I couldn't hear the address, 'cuase reception was bad. Your honor, we would like to change our plea to "guilty by reason of insanity." This is a custody case, counselor.
     
10. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2010-10-09 not guilty 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2010-10-09 Pub. Date: 2010-10-09
Image Number: 52727
Caption: Darrin Bell Candorville comic comics strip strips cartoon cartoons Hi baby it's Momma I don't know why you accused me of laying a guilt trip on you … At least that's what I think you said I was busy telling the neighbors what a loving son I have so I may not have heard you clearly accusation accusations accuse accusing accuses guilt trips guilty conscience message voice messages voicemail voicemails telephone call phone calls answering machine machines communication communications communicate communicates communicated communicating calling called
     
11. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2009-09-11 not guilty 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2009-09-11 Pub. Date: 2009-09-11
Image Number: 38145
Caption: Therapy's a rip-off! You're not telling me anything useful about me! Like what? I don't know, like maybe I feel responsible for my dad having run out on us, so I've been PUNISHING myself ever since. And maybe instead of staying with Roxanne because I'm a good man, I'm staying to atone for my misplaced guilt ... ... And the first step in curing my guilt is to realize it's ok to leave Roxanne. Y'know, something USEFUL like THAT. That'll be $100.
     
12. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2008-08-21 not guilty 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2008-08-21 Pub. Date: 2008-08-21
Image Number: 26016
Caption: The guys watch the Olympics. Look at China go! They really have no competition in the "Denying People Their Rights" event. Wait! Team America is surging! Locking people in Guantanamo without access to lawyers! Uh oh… America stumbles! The Supreme Court rules they actually do have rights. WAAIT! THE PENTAGON SAYS EVEN IF A PRISONER'S FOUND "NOT GUILTY," THEY MIGHT NOT RELEASE HIM! WHAT A RECOVERY!
     
13. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2007-11-27 not guilty 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2007-11-27 Pub. Date: 2007-11-27
Image Number: 19716
Caption: Oh, that's OK, you go ahead and take THAT SUSAN to your school reunion. Even though the mother of your child is deathly ill and might not be able to take care of your son while you're gone. You don't look sick to me. Cough. Cough, I say. Not buying it.
     
14. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2006-07-01 not guilty 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2007-05-22 Pub. Date: 2006-07-01
Image Number: 14161
Caption: Dear Lemont Brown, On your blog, you said most Americans buy yellow "Support Our Troops" car magnets 'cause we feel guilty about not sacrificing for the war, guilty about getting tax breaks while our troops are giving their all. You said " magnets won't ruin the finish of your BMW." That's complete nonsense! I removed my magnet today and notices my BMW is missing paint where the magnet used to be! My bad. I guess have sacrificed for the war. Tap tap tap tap.
     
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