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1. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2018-05-28 night 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2018-05-28 Pub. Date: 2018-05-28
Image Number: 172037
Caption: Security Flaw Found in Americans' Brains. I'm sorry to report that millions of our nation's cognitive systems have been compromised. Dr. Medulla Oblongata. Center for Cerebral Security. Bad actors have slipped mental malware through gaping holes in cortical firewalls. Anti-science billionaires. Conspiracy theorists. Fox News. Foreign intelligence agencies. Deep state! Climate hoax! One mindhacker revealed how the vulnerability was found. We noticed that many Americans will buy anything advertised on late-night infomercials. If you can sell them a tactical flashlight at 3am, you can sell them an entire worldview. Solutions remains elusive. We've been working on a patch ... but most victims have been programmed to reject it. education.exe
     
2. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2016-10-03 night 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2016-10-03 Pub. Date: 2016-10-03
Image Number: 149496
Caption: Donald Hump in "Tremendous Stamina". I tweet all night! Rates XXX for xxxtra sleaze. He stiffs workers and hides his tax returns. I'm not gonna give you any money shots. Form 1040. By losing nearly a billion in 1995, he's likely avoided paying income taxes ever since. I find every hole in the tax code! Humpa-humpa! U.S. tax laws. I can go for decades, baby! The ruse of being a great businessman while sticking it to the rest of us - Can he keep it up? Stay tuned for the exciting climax! Nov 8.
     
3. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2016-06-20 night 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2016-06-20 Pub. Date: 2016-06-20
Image Number: 145091
Caption: A Stanford student-athlete convicted of sexual assault blames "binge drinking." Dude, I got so wasted last night, I diddled and dry-humped an unconscious girl behind a dumpster. Happens to me all the time, bro. A judge let him off easy, citing concern for his future. As for less upwardly-mobile rapists ... I see you're a high school dropout who can't catch a football. They say orange is the new black. This guy can get a harsh sentence just for being in the vicinity. Just going to buy some milk Nano-Mart. Confused? Talk to your lawyer about the justice plan that's right for you. Predator Pass. Platinum. Tucker Huntley. I'm pre-approved for three assaults a year!
     
4. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2016-05-16 night 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2016-05-16 Pub. Date: 2016-05-16
Image Number: 143538
Caption: Degrade School. For real: McDonald's holds a school fundraiser called "McTeacher Night" in which teachers must serve food to students at McDonald's Mrs. Hubbard! Keep studying, Tanya, and you can be like me someday. Yes, rather than fund schools properly, let's poison our already pre-diabetic kids! When I grow up, I want to get a good job to pay for my insulin shots! M. And the money is pathetic. But ... why did the clown keep most of the cash? Be quiet. You made $1.50. Coming soon: Nicotine Night! Each cigarette smoked - 10¢ for your school! Altria™. Keep puffing, Bobby! Or don't you want chairs this year?
     
5. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2016-03-07 night 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2016-03-07 Pub. Date: 2016-03-07
Image Number: 140380
Caption: Conservative Supreme Court justices questioned whether the closure of half the abortion clinics in Texas had anything to do with elaborate new "safety" laws. Could be a coincidence! Where's the evidence? How much proof do they need? A different name for the laws? Texas B.S. 5. The "make those sluts have the babies by faking concern about the health" act. Hmm ... still unclear. A talking abortion clinic. Hi, I'm Abby. I was shut down because they said my hallways aren't wide enough. Are you sure? A tweet from a lawmaker admitting the true agenda? If SB 5 passes, it would essentially ban abortion statewide. David Dewhurst. @DavidDewhurst. We fought to pass SB5 thru the Senate last night, & this is why! Oops, that actually exists! I just don't know ...
     
6. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2016-01-11 night 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2016-01-11 Pub. Date: 2016-01-11
Image Number: 137837
Caption: Unequal Exposure. Seems a gal can't host a comedy show these days without referring to her ladyparts. Inside Amy Schumer. Full Frontal with Samantha Bee. What if male comedians were compelled to do the same? Conan Unzipped. Or … On Top of John Oliver. Jimmy Kimmel's Junk Live! Uh, I liked the old titles better. What are you, a prude?
     
7. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2015-10-05 night 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2015-10-05 Pub. Date: 2015-10-05
Image Number: 133621
Caption: Campus Carry. It's the hot new trend sweeping America's public colleges: Allowing concealed weapons on campus! Because no college student is ever depressed, guns will only be used for protection. $100,000 in debt. Enjoy enhanced theme parties! Wild West Night. Hold still, brah! Great for late-night slice defense. Step away from the pie. Relish the surprise of finding your gun in your messy dorm room! Blam! Oh, there it is! Oh, who are we kidding? This will be the real "Campus Carry."
     
8. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2015-04-13 night 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2015-04-13 Pub. Date: 2015-04-13
Image Number: 125699
Caption: Hillary Clinton. Pro vs Con. Will keep healthcare reform, saving countless lives. Supported Iraq war, dooming countless lives. Now flying rainbow flag. Sponsored bill to ban burning the U.S. flag. Vows to fight economic inequality … partly caused by her husband deregulating Wall Street. Friends with Bono. Friends with Kissinger. Would prevent total destruction of the Supreme Court. Can't do much about Scalia. Would be first woman Prez. Hard sell in a country that can't even put a woman host on a major late-night tv show. She's the only realistic choice. She's the only realistic choice.
     
9. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2015-04-08 night 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2015-04-08 Pub. Date: 2015-04-08
Image Number: 125437
Caption: The Late-Night TV Circus. Several marquee shows are getting new hosts - and the "not she" ghost is everywhere! Not she. Possible hosts: - Dude - Dude - Dude - Dude - Dude - Dude. "What if we hired a … you know, a … " "Dude?" Not she. "This guy just does a better job of being young and male than the female comedians." Congrats on the new job, man! "Oh, it's not so new - I've been doing it for 60 years!" Not she. Mommy, can women be President if they can't be late-night comedy hosts? Not she.
     
10. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2014-09-08 night 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2014-09-08 Pub. Date: 2014-09-08
Image Number: 116358
Caption: Phone Phunnies. What would make the new iPhone 6 REALLY worth standing in line all night for? Makes the world outside the phone as pretty and well-designed as an Apple product. Before. After. Has "cure Ebola" app. Enables you to email yourself as an attachment to another iPhone. No problem. I'll just send myself over! Talks people who can't afford it into buying an Android. Seriously, you should take the savings and pay down your debt. In fact, maybe we just need an honesty app. I can't solver all your problems. I'm just a phone.
     
11. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2014-02-10 night 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2014-02-11 Pub. Date: 2014-02-10
Image Number: 107577
Caption: Now that I can get health insurance without working 40 hours a week, I'm free to spend more time with my grandkids. The translation. Obamacare to cost two million jobs. Economic disaster ahead? It's easy to make good news about the affordable care act sound bad. These cancer treatments are hell. New health law painful for thousands. May cause nausea, hair loss. Starting your own business means a lot of late nights. Sleep loss up for new enrollees. ACA enabling bad career choices. You know, I'm a lot happier now that I've left my evil boss behind. Protestant work ethic collapses. Some Obamacare enrollees are enjoying life.
     
12. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2012-08-20 night 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2012-08-21 Pub. Date: 2012-08-20
Image Number: 86672
Caption: Sneak Preview of the Republican National Convention. Photo ops with Chick-Fil-A mascots. Marij = One cow + One bull. A performance by the Insane Gains Posse. A $100 million IRA - How does it work? It's a miracle. Buckyball Busts. Ronald Reagan. You can take my Buckyballs when you pry them out of my perforated colon! (Obama admin. wants to ban this toy that children tend to swallow.) Paul Ryan takes off his shirt for big-money donors. Ayn Randy Night. Log cabin republican.
     
13. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2012-07-16 night 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2012-07-16 Pub. Date: 2012-07-16
Image Number: 86666
Caption: As The Mitt Spins. Some excuses we may hear yet … Why was I still listed as CEO of Bain after I said I'd retired? I OUTSOURCED myself, but Deepak kept putting my name on S.E.C. filings! ROMNEY. Believe in America. As for my offshore accounts, I did all that in an Ambien-induced FUGUE STATE. I also ate a quart of Rocky Road that night. Can't remember a thing! ROMNEY. Believe in America. You want to know about my OUTSIZE IRA? No mystery there. The account is in an obscure Balkan currency. It's worth 30 million DOLBLATS, not dollars! ROMNEY. Believe in America. Release my tax records? I'd LOVE to, but my wife is embarrassed by how much money we've donated to saving orphaned baby penguins. We will release some photos of the cutest ones soon! ROMNEY. Believe in America.
     
14. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2012-04-16 night 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2012-04-16 Pub. Date: 2012-04-16
Image Number: 86654
Caption: Daddyshack. Augusta National Golf Club still refuses to admit women. Which makes us wonder … What are the menfolk hiding in there? No Hos. Men's movement support groups. My wife laughed at my golf teddy! There, there. "Tee & A" Night. Get into the rough, baby! FORE! Debbie Does St. Andrews. Plain old crusty codgerdom. I tell you, everything has gone downhill since the suffragettes prevailed. I miss bustles!
     
15. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2011-06-18 night 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2011-06-18 Pub. Date: 2011-06-18
Image Number: 89287
Caption: Slowpoke. The Mental Stimulus Plan. I'm pleased to announce a bipartisan plan to address unemployment. We can't tell you what it is, but I promise many of you will soon be happier. That night during "Celebrity Apprentice." You are feeling verrrry sleepy and able to pay your bills. On the count of three, you will awaken knowing you have a deeply satisfying job. 1 ... 2 ... 3! The unemployment rate plummets as jobless claims cease. Hold my calls - I've got a meeting with Bono. Actual Reality. Obama's poll numbers soar ... Or so he believes. My fellow Americans ... He thinks he's still President! He has no idea the supreme court ended his term ad installed Michelle Bachmann.
     
16. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2010-05-10 night 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2010-05-10 Pub. Date: 2010-05-10
Image Number: 90118
Caption: Slowpoke. Lots of public service ads use scare tactics to discourage teen pregnancy. We at Slowpoke suggest a positive approach … Welcome, everyone, to the first annual THANK-A-CONDOM FEST! With me is Jim E. Hatt, who will accept the honors on behalf of all prophylactics! Hi, kids! Thanks! Speakers would share inspirational stories ... I'm about to graduate from college std-and-baby-free, and I owe everything to Mr. Hatt and his rubbery ilk! Aw, shucks! An award would be given ... Without you, my night with that hot piece of Italian beefcake would not have been possible. Please accept this golden booty for all your hard work. Just doing my job. ... Followed by a keynote address. As one of our great forecondoms once said, ask not what protection your partner can offer you ... But what you can offer your partner! Thanks!
     
17. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2010-01-01 night 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2010-01-01 Pub. Date: 2010-01-01
Image Number: 86644
Caption: Slowpoke. After an epic battle, health care reform finally passed. But THE GAME'S NOT OVER! There's still an … OBSTACLE COURSE TO CIVILIZED HEALTH CARE. HCA Bill. What Kennedy legacy? Massachusetts Might elect a republican senator who could torpedo the whole thing! I'll show you a minority whip! Reconcile THIS! Both the House and Senate must reconcile their bolls. Come to daddy ... Next, the bill must run through a maze of hedges while being chased by Jack Nicholson wielding an axe! Did you hear the one about Americans paying way more for health care than the rest of the world? The bill must then last and entire year as host of "The Tonight Show." Finally, it's signed into law! Until ... DUMP!
     
18. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2009-11-16 night 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2009-11-16 Pub. Date: 2009-11-16
Image Number: 90473
Caption: Slowpoke. That's Mentertainment! Did you know that Leno, Letterman and Conan have ZERO women writers?* Writers' Room. Hey bro, guess what" We've got an opening. Yeah, dude! You in? Rad! All right, man. Later! Mr. Bounce. What if females dominated the entertainment industry? Frumpy chicks would always get the hunks. Paula Blort. Mall*Cop. I know I've got a weight problem. It's ok, because you're beautiful inside. There'd be lots of movies without any men - And few would find it weird. Um, isn't something missing here? You're right - I'll get some popcorn. Of course, any men who complained would be dismissed as P.C. whiners. Eh, you'd see more guys on late night TV if they just had talent. *Nell Scovell, Vanity Fair.
     
19. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2009-02-16 night 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2009-02-16 Pub. Date: 2009-02-16
Image Number: 91005
Caption: Slowpoke. Seen At The Inauguration. My day began on a Democratic note, as our Metro train stopped short of the station and the conductor came through braking orders. Everybody out through the front of the car! It turned out a woman had fallen on the track. luckily, she wasn't badly hurt. We quickly found ourselves in the midst of a massive procession snaking it's way through the car-free (!) streets of DC. Me. The Inauguration Store. Obama. Obama. Obama. Obama. Obama. Obama. Obama. Obama. The scene on the mall - and throughout the city - was positively utopian, with nary a churlish wingnut to be found. Yet there were a few minor annoyances ... Brought screaming baby so they could say it was there. Video-recording the jumbotron. The same tall guy who stands in front of every public spectacle I ever witness. Walking around that night, I saw so many people going to balls that I felt a but underdressed. Hat with dog-chewed hole sewn shut. Looking like a million bucks! 3 layers of REI outdoor wear under dilapidated fleece jacket. And so ended my day of shuffling off the Bush Administration's rancid corpse.
     
20. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2008-11-24 night 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2008-11-24 Pub. Date: 2008-11-24
Image Number: 90997
Caption: Slowpoke. McCain's Last Stand. Republicans are abandoning McCain in droves. What might he try in the final week? Revamping the straight talk express. OUTTA MY WAY! Straight Talk Crusher. Emergency Fundraising. Bun Rides $100,000. A night to remember in the Moose Lodge. $500,000. How much longer? Announce that the last seven months have been an elaborate April Fools joke. Meet my ACTUAL running mat, Henry Kissinger! Ve vill vin. The old Switcharoo. Don't get tricked! This is John McCain. This is Barack Obama. "I'm John 'Yes We Can' McCain, and I approve this message."
     
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