It all started during the Republican National Convention, night two … Dr. Noodle … The night they put Hillary Clinton on fake trial. They found her "guilty" of everything from Benghazi to being the servant of the devil. I was just waiting for them to find her guilty of giving the empire the location of the rebel base on that ice planet. I couldn't stand her before, but all of the sudden, I became very pro-Hillary, and felt like I had to see her become president at all costs. It's only natural to want to come to someone's defense when you think they're being treated unfairly. I painted the hair on my Trump bobblehead blond.
The President, in keeping with a threat of military action against any country that's destabilizing Iraq, has dispatched the USS Custer battle group to the Potomac River to intimidate himself. Response from some quarters is predictable. Neoconservatives. He's doing what he has to protect us from us. Liberals. No war for brownstone quarries. We're stealing our natural resources! Clyde. Depends. After we invade us, would we allow us to loot?