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1. Cartoonist Jeff Danziger  Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons 2019-06-09 million 
Cartoonist(s): Jeff Danziger
Comic/Cartoon: Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2019-06-09 Pub. Date: 2019-06-09
Image Number: 178070
Caption: The Big Three in the Afterlife. Horrible! Our heroic hour used for cheap politics by this real estate clown from the Bronx. For this fool millions of our men gave the ultimate sacrifice … and all this Trump wanted was a hotel in Moscow … as I say, no man, no problem.
     
2. Cartoonist Jeff Danziger  Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons 2019-06-05 million 
Cartoonist(s): Jeff Danziger
Comic/Cartoon: Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2019-06-05 Pub. Date: 2019-06-05
Image Number: 177976
Caption: Jared Meets with his Friend Mohammad Bin Salman. Not so close, Mohammad, you're getting blood on my Guccis. A million apologies, Effendi. I came directly from work.
     
3. Cartoonist Jeff Danziger  Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons 2017-12-13 million 
Cartoonist(s): Jeff Danziger
Comic/Cartoon: Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2017-12-13 Pub. Date: 2017-12-13
Image Number: 166206
Caption: Look dad! Bitcoins! We can make millions and we don’t have to do all this governing crap! Bit! Trump University Team. Trial mix 10 lbs. T.
     
4. Cartoonist Jeff Danziger  Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons 2017-10-28 million 
Cartoonist(s): Jeff Danziger
Comic/Cartoon: Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2017-10-28 Pub. Date: 2017-10-28
Image Number: 164592
Caption: $300 Million Contract Awarded to 2 Person Company from Interior Secretary Zinke's Hometown … hmmm … We love Puerto Rico! So … how long have you worked for the company? Well … let's see. What's today? Tuesday?
     
5. Cartoonist Jeff Danziger  Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons 2017-09-22 million 
Cartoonist(s): Jeff Danziger
Comic/Cartoon: Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2017-09-22 Pub. Date: 2017-09-22
Image Number: 163249
Caption: The West thing they can starve North Koreans into submission. And possibly millions of North Koreans may starve to death. But our enemies overlook one important fact. I won't starve.
     
6. Cartoonist Jeff Danziger  Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons 2017-07-10 million 
Cartoonist(s): Jeff Danziger
Comic/Cartoon: Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2017-07-10 Pub. Date: 2017-07-10
Image Number: 160451
Caption: Assad, after nearly half a million killed, agrees to a cease-fire. Cease-fire ... That doesn't mean cease-gas does it? No. Gas. Made in Russia.
     
7. Cartoonist Jeff Danziger  Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons 2017-04-04 million 
Cartoonist(s): Jeff Danziger
Comic/Cartoon: Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2017-04-04 Pub. Date: 2017-04-04
Image Number: 156653
Caption: Fox Pays Millions to Bill O'Reilly Victims. Fox News. Ruppert. If you see Mr. O'Reilly tell him he's on in fifteen minutes. Schedule. Snuffy Dopey Sleezy Blondie.
     
8. Cartoonist Jeff Danziger  Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons 2017-03-25 million 
Cartoonist(s): Jeff Danziger
Comic/Cartoon: Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2017-03-25 Pub. Date: 2017-03-25
Image Number: 156369
Caption: Form 1040. Department of the Treasury. Internal Revenue Service. U.S. Individual Income Tax Return. 2016. OMB No. 1545-0074. IRS Use only - Keep your greasy fingers off this space. For the year Jan. 1 - Dec. 31, 2016 (And thank God THAT's over!). 2016 ending. 20. See separate instructions. Your Name (Phonetic Spelling). Your Name Used on Dating Service (Attach Recent Photograph). Your Social Security Number. Your gang or mob name (Ex: Louise Pepperoniface, etc) Your Travel Name (Do Not Use Mohammed). Your Other Social Security Number. Address of Your House Before Foreclosure. Crappy apt. you moved to. Bass Ale! How about a cold one right now? (adv.) City, State or Exit from Jersey Turnpike (if you have foreign address, go there and wait for instructions.) Presidential Election Campaign. Checking Here Will Not Make a Damn Bit of Difference. You. Whatshername. Instructions: Drop Dead. Except for Canada, Canada still OK. Eh? Filing Status. Or Fling Status. (It is later than you think.) 1. Single (in the Republican sense of the word). 2. Married Filing Jointly (include all arguments). 3. Married Filing Separately (include sex of partner if you remember). 4. Head of Household (are you the person who sits with head in hands and wonders how you are going to feed all these mistakes, er dependents?) Enter names of dependents. Write small. 5. Qualifying widower. Enter golf handicap. Exemptions. See Publication EXX "Exemption to Exemptions to Exemptions". If more than four exemptions, or if some exemptions have four legs check here. 6a. Yourself. (That's right, you, stupid. If you are not yourself, who did you claim to be?). b. Spouse (or anyone who thinks they should be) (That's a funny word. "spouse") c. Dependents: 1 First name. Nom de plume or AKAs. Phonetic Social Security Number. Last known address? Does this dependent follow instructions? (See instructions). Boxes checked. No. of children who had live-in girlfriends/boyfriends. Had their divorced spouses living with you. You asked to leave but they had no place to go. Add numbers on lines above. (OK to use fingers). d. Total number of exemptions claimed (Round up to nearest 3/5's). Income. Attach forms here. Attach a couple of Andy J's while you're at it, to speed processing. Your ad here! Read by millions! Contact IRS Media. Helpful Hint. We are not going to give you any helpful hints. 7 Wages, salaries, tips, bottle deposits, bribes, free lunches, coins found in couch cushions. 8a Taxable interest. Attach Schedule B. If you don't understand, go to plan B. b. Tax-exempt interest. Much more interesting, isn't it? 9a Ordinary dividends. Nothing special, just Joe the Dividend. b Qualified dividends. Big Whoop. Trump's Rich Friends. 10. Taxable Refunds. Bank error in your favor. Pass GO, collect 200. 11. Alimony received (if that bum ever paid up). 12. Business Income or (loss). Use Schedule EZ come, EZ go. 13. Capital gain of (loss). Include your share of the national debt. 14. Other gains or (losses). Check box if you are just making stuff up. 15a. IRA distributions. b. Amount you had with Lehman. 16a. Pensions and annuities. b Amount with State of Illinois. 17. Rental real estate, royalties, partnerships (Use Schedule X to report missing partner). 18. Farm Income or (loss), Attach Schedule F (Do not include the funny farm). 19. Unemployment compensation (Amazing isn't it? You get taxed on this, too). 20a. Social Security benefits b. Taxable amount. 21. Other Income. (Bake sales, washing cars, baby-sitting, bingo games, don't hide anything). 22. This is your total income. Unless you are General Electric. If so write zero. Adjusted Gross Income. Remember you can file this form electronically, using your computer, and really mess things up. 23 Educator expenses (Spankings, noogies, butt-kicking). 24 Certain business expenses that you as a mere nobody have no business knowing about. Just keep moving. 25 Health savings account deduction. (May make you sick.) 26 Moving expenses. (See instructions). 27 Instruction tax. 28 Self-employment tax. 29 Self-enjoyment tax. 30 Penalty for early withdrawal (One-half of self-enjoyment tax). 31a Alimony paid. Rat out spouse's SSAN. 32 USSR tax (Useless Social Security Recipients). 33 Student loan interest (Do not include English majors). 34 Lack of interest in being a student. 35. Add up lines one to a million, divide by twice the total sum of your weight in Chinese running shoes. If greater than one-half of total something, go forth and multiply. 36. This is your adjusted gross income (Adjusted? We mean disgusted.) Now we can go to page two, tra-la. Last thought: Any money or thing of worth laying around? Better send it in. Just in case. Hey, you never know. Cat. No. 11320B. Form 1040 (2016).
     
9. Cartoonist Jeff Danziger  Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons 2017-01-27 million 
Cartoonist(s): Jeff Danziger
Comic/Cartoon: Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2017-01-27 Pub. Date: 2017-01-27
Image Number: 154122
Caption: The Intelligence Community. So? Are you ready to admit that there were five million illegal votes? Huh? Oh, goody! Waterboarding does work!
     
10. Cartoonist Jeff Danziger  Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons 2016-11-29 million 
Cartoonist(s): Jeff Danziger
Comic/Cartoon: Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2016-11-29 Pub. Date: 2016-11-29
Image Number: 151729
Caption: What About Those Two Million More People Who Voted for Clinton? Darling don't feel bad … obviously they were all illegal voters … Now, bo de wee nosey …
     
11. Cartoonist Jeff Danziger  Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons 2016-11-22 million 
Cartoonist(s): Jeff Danziger
Comic/Cartoon: Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2016-11-22 Pub. Date: 2016-11-22
Image Number: 151489
Caption: Ivanka and Jared Kushner, Adviser to Presidents. Look, darling, the last print issue of the New York Observer, your newspaper you paid ten million dollars for. Ha-ha! I'd love to see it, but I must go advise the president on how to manage the economy. NY Observer. Fail ... Gov't for Dummies. The Art of the Deal.
     
12. Cartoonist Jeff Danziger  Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons 2016-11-13 million 
Cartoonist(s): Jeff Danziger
Comic/Cartoon: Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2016-11-13 Pub. Date: 2016-11-13
Image Number: 151218
Caption: Hillary Clinton Gets Over Half a Million More Votes than Trump. See? I told ya it was rigged.
     
13. Cartoonist Jeff Danziger  Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons 2015-12-13 million 
Cartoonist(s): Jeff Danziger
Comic/Cartoon: Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2015-12-13 Pub. Date: 2015-12-13
Image Number: 136668
Caption: The Party Solves Chinese Pollution Deaths. Xi Jinping. Almost 2 million Chinese workers - I mean, Chinese people die every year from air pollution! But new policy has solved the problem, we get rid of one-child policy! Now you can have many babies! Have bigger families! One Child Policy. Go ahead! Now! Have more workers! I mean, babies! Go! Go! Go! Workers?
     
14. Cartoonist Jeff Danziger  Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons 2015-08-19 million 
Cartoonist(s): Jeff Danziger
Comic/Cartoon: Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2015-08-19 Pub. Date: 2015-08-19
Image Number: 131451
Caption: Night Riders. We're after them sluts. Tryin' to get abortions. Who you after, Mr. Trump? I'm after Mexicans, Mr. Huckabee. There's a lot more of them ... Millions, rapists, druggies, and so on.
     
15. Cartoonist Jeff Danziger  Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons 2015-07-18 million 
Cartoonist(s): Jeff Danziger
Comic/Cartoon: Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2015-07-18 Pub. Date: 2015-07-18
Image Number: 130107
Caption: Trump on McCain. Nah, McCain is not a hero! He's a freakin' failure. Got his plane shot down. He's a loser. He's fired. What I woulda done? I woulda had my best negotiators in there. Sold these gooks a $25 million apartment, then done a deal for a freakin' golf course. Why? Because I'm smart, see? Yeah, and people love me. The freakin' gooks love me ... Etc. Hi, everybody! Miss Green Card 2005. Hanoi Hilton.
     
16. Cartoonist Jeff Danziger  Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons 2015-06-22 million 
Cartoonist(s): Jeff Danziger
Comic/Cartoon: Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2015-06-22 Pub. Date: 2015-06-22
Image Number: 129239
Caption: Helpful Democrats. Don't forget. Trump is a Republican. Helpful reminder from your friends at the Democratic party. Trump is a Republican. Trump is a Republican buttons. Do we have enough t-shirts? Yes. All the way up to XXXL. I ordered a million buttons. Is that going to be enough for the general? Trump is a Republican. Dewey beat Truman. To hear Trump speeches press one, to hear Ted Cruz jokes press two, to hear Rick Santorum opinions, press three, to hear Rick Perry ... www.TRUMPisaREPUBLICAN. Loony speeches. Insults. Bragging. Download.
     
17. Cartoonist Jeff Danziger  Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons 2015-06-15 million 
Cartoonist(s): Jeff Danziger
Comic/Cartoon: Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2015-06-15 Pub. Date: 2015-06-15
Image Number: 128859
Caption: Trade Policy. My final offer! The jobs of seven million Chinese workers for the jobs of two million American workers. Eight million for one million! Take it or leave it …
     
18. Cartoonist Jeff Danziger  Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons 2015-06-10 million 
Cartoonist(s): Jeff Danziger
Comic/Cartoon: Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2015-06-10 Pub. Date: 2015-06-10
Image Number: 128239
Caption: Justice Roberts and the Obamacare Case. What? It's about the Obamacare case … I thought Republicans wanted me to kill Obamacare … Heh, yes, well, um you see … If millions of people on Obamacare get thrown off … they might blame us … So? … So then they'd vote against us. Good Lord. But if you could uphold Obamacare ... Then Republicans wouldn't blame us ... They'd ... um ... blame you ... Which would be better.
     
19. Cartoonist Jeff Danziger  Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons 2015-05-18 million 
Cartoonist(s): Jeff Danziger
Comic/Cartoon: Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2015-05-18 Pub. Date: 2015-05-18
Image Number: 127363
Caption: What George Bush Would Have Done If He Had Known Then What He Knew If He Knew … etc. Gee, Uncle Dick, some of this intelligence might be flawed … War! War! War! I mean what if we find out later that it's wrong … War! War! War! This is a serious decision involving the lives of millions of people ... War! War! War! I'm gonna go ride my bike and think about other things ... War! War! War! War! War! War!
     
20. Cartoonist Jeff Danziger  Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons 2014-08-31 million 
Cartoonist(s): Jeff Danziger
Comic/Cartoon: Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2014-08-31 Pub. Date: 2014-08-31
Image Number: 116052
Caption: We're the Koch brothers. We'll be your waiters. Surely just on more hundred million. One more wafer thin mint.
     
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