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1. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2019-06-09 menu 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2019-06-09 Pub. Date: 2019-06-09
Image Number: 178048
Caption: Idea! Uh oh, must hide wallet. People are environmentally conscious. They want products that embrace Mother Nature and respect our limited natural resources. They're tired of a throwaway culture. Coincidentally, we throw out tons of used paper coffee cups and plated, and plastic straws. To say nothing of unfinished plates of food, like muffins, fruit salad, and day-old, half-eaten omelettes. Introducing our new environmentally-conscious earth-friendly menu! Well charge a small 50% premium for allowing people to help the environment. The marketing is green, and so's our food.
     
2. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2019-05-26 menu 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2019-05-26 Pub. Date: 2019-05-26
Image Number: 177780
Caption: One coffee please. Latte? Regular coffee. Menu. Espresso? Au lait? Mocha? Ice blended half-caf? Hazelnut thai treat? Pumpkin rhubarb spiced banana organic beef au gratin mashup latte? Regular coffee. Please, I'm begging … Almost got her. I'll pay extra. One regular coffee. Coming up.
     
3. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2018-10-25 menu 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2018-10-25 Pub. Date: 2018-10-25
Image Number: 174636
Caption: I've got to fight through my creative malaise. I've come up with a list of ways to eek out more money from customers. Let's hear 'em. Charge for extra pads of butter. It's okay, but it's boring. Right. How about: Raise coffee prices; sell only day-old pastries; turn out the lights to save electricity ... Boring, boring, boring. Require people to make their own drinks? C'mon, you're not even trying.
     
4. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2018-07-30 menu 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2018-07-30 Pub. Date: 2018-07-30
Image Number: 173257
Caption: Ask Sadie. Dear Sadie, BOO! Did I scare you? Regards, Rick in Seattle. (Actual reader letter). Ask Sadie at asksadieshow@gmail.com. Yeah, I'm really scared. Aren't you, Rudy? Boo, Rudy! Boooooo! That, however, terrifies me. Sorry, you were saying? Some guy tweeted his breakfast menu.(This cartoon was originally published on 2014-07-07)
     
5. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2018-05-13 menu 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2018-05-13 Pub. Date: 2018-05-13
Image Number: 170941
Caption: I'm sorry, we're all out of mocha. Want something else? Yes, I want you to run to Starbucks and get me a mocha. I'm … what? Sorry, I can't do that. You have to. Or I'll sue. I saw your menu from the sidewalk. I'm not following. If your menu is viewable from the sidewalk, it's considered advertising. If you advertise a product but you don't have it in stock and you don't cross it out, that's false advertising. And that's a crime. So what's it going to be? Are you going to run down to Starbucks or do you want me to bring the wrath of the entire judicial system down upon you? I'm not sure any of that is true. But I could use the fresh air. While you're there, would you be a poodle and get me a cheese danish?
     
6. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2017-05-14 menu 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2017-05-14 Pub. Date: 2017-05-14
Image Number: 157405
Caption: Give us a drink that says "We're back in love." Oh no, not again. Today's Special. Latte + 1hr web $12.50. We're back together again. Give my snookums anything she wants. Anything her precious heart desires. Anything at all! You don't remember what my favorite drink is, do you ... dear? Oh, please forgive me for thinking you'd appreciate that I'm not a presumptuous jerk who thinks you're incapable of ordering for yourself. Like that pompous English professor you left me for ... babykins. You mean "for whom I left you." Give my darling pudding-pop the worst-tasting swill on your menu. Leave me out of this! And give me a big, strong, English muffin.
     
7. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2016-12-23 menu 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2016-12-23 Pub. Date: 2016-12-23
Image Number: 152379
Caption: Boss, I've got a new idea. I think it'll quadruple our sales. Not again. We should stop spelling everything correctly. Nobody does that anymore. We should write our menus the way the country writes their tweets. That's the dumb -- wait … that's actually not one of your more horrendous ideas. Thx boss. M gonna take rest of day off k thx bye. Never mind what I just said.
     
8. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2016-11-06 menu 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2016-11-06 Pub. Date: 2016-11-06
Image Number: 150036
Caption: Can I have a little water? That'll be $8. What? A cup of water is supposed to be free. It's free everywhere. Menu. Exactly. And just look at the state of America today. Bridges and roads crumbling, Obamacare costs skyrocketing … people leaving pets in hot cars, a totally dysfunctional Congress, $16 movie tickets, terrorism ... What's any of that have to do with free water?! Who knows? But we don't know that it doesn't have something to do with free water. Please ... I'm so thirsty! Fine ... whatever. $8. Trying something new even if it's repugnant is how we're going to get this country back on track.
     
9. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2016-09-20 menu 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2016-09-20 Pub. Date: 2016-09-20
Image Number: 148780
Caption: The economy's been recovering for a while, but people still don't feel it, Rudy … which means we still have time to get in on the despair action. "Despair action"? We're going to expand our menu. Add more comfort foods, more "sale" items, debt consolidation loans ... Nobody's dumb enough to get a debt consolidation loan from some random guy. Ha ha hoo hoo hee -
     
10. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2016-05-29 menu 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2016-05-29 Pub. Date: 2016-05-29
Image Number: 143143
Caption: I'll have a "Bernie Sanders." Sorry, Uncle Mort. That's not on the menu. Of course it is. It's been a popular menu item for months! Young people rave about it! They get bumper stickers and go to massive rallies! They go online and tell everyone they should just give the drink a chance! It's the best drink available, they say! It's snazzy! It's aces! It's a real sweet patootie! And then when the time comes to actually go out and buy it, guess what happens? Those crumbs forget to bring their wallets. I'm not really sure where you went with that analogy Uncle Mort. Never mind. Just give me a chamomile tea.
     
11. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2016-01-10 menu 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2016-01-10 Pub. Date: 2016-01-10
Image Number: 136908
Caption: I'm sorry, we're all out of mocha. Want something else? Yes, I want you to run to Starbucks and get me a mocha. I'm … what? Sorry, I can't do that. You have to. Or I'll sue. Sue for what? I saw your menu from the sidewalk. I'm not following. If your menu is viewable from the sidewalk, it's considered advertising. If you advertise a product but you don't have it in stock and you don't cross it out, that's false advertising. And that's a crime. So what's it going to be? Are you going to run down to Starbucks or do you want me to bring the wrath of the entire judicial system down upon you? I'm not sure any of that is true. But I could use the fresh air. While you're there, would you be a poodle and get me a cheese danish?
     
12. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2015-01-10 menu 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2015-01-10 Pub. Date: 2015-01-10
Image Number: 121150
Caption: Armstrong, what's "beardilizer," and why's our menu say we can add it to any coffee drink? Studies show the male hipster spends 14% more on coffee than the average patron. Studies also show that 78% of male hipsters are trying to grow huge lumberjack beards. Studies also show that a pallet of fertilizer somehow flew off of a freight train as it passed by my house last week. Very bad man. Remind me to thank whoever added that speed-bump to the train tracks by my house.
     
13. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2015-01-06 menu 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2015-01-06 Pub. Date: 2015-01-06
Image Number: 121146
Caption: You see how empty the cafe is today, Rudy? Yeah. Not a single patron all day. House of Java.net CyberCafe. That's because they're all up the road at Coffee King. I saw them on my way here. Coffee King's lowered its prices and copied your menu. They're selling everything you guys sell, but for half the price. I'm only here out of loyalty. That's very selfless of you. Yeah. Ladies dig selflessness.
     
14. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2014-07-07 menu 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2014-07-07 Pub. Date: 2014-07-07
Image Number: 113513
Caption: Ask Sadie. Dear Sadie, BOO! Did I scare you? Regards, Rick in Seattle. *(Actual reader letter) Ask Sadie at rudy@rudypark.com. Yeah, I'm really scared. Aren't you, Rudy? BOO, RUDY! BOOOOOO! That, however, terrifies me. Sorry, you were saying? Some guy tweeted his breakfast menu.
     
15. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2014-06-15 menu 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2014-06-15 Pub. Date: 2014-06-15
Image Number: 111864
Caption: I'll have a coffee. One coffee coming up. No wait! Make that one mocha. Mocha. Ok. No wait! Make that a jasmine tea. Ok. No wait! I can't decide. Why don’t you choose for me? You work here. You know the menu intimately. I'm sure you've tried it all, so your opinion is very important. The iced vanilla latte is pretty good. I'm not sure I'm even thirsty. Give me a fish sandwich. No wait ...
     
16. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2014-04-08 menu 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2014-04-08 Pub. Date: 2014-04-08
Image Number: 109903
Caption: The economy's been recovering for a while, but people still don’t feel it, Rudy. … Which means we still have time to get in on the despair action. "Despair action"? We're going to expand our menu. Add more comfort foods, more "sale" items, debt consolidation loans ... Nobody's dumb enough to get a debt consolidation loan from some random guy. HA HA HOO HOO HEE -
     
17. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2014-01-03 menu 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2014-01-03 Pub. Date: 2014-01-03
Image Number: 106933
Caption: Boss! I think we have mice! There's no proof of that. There's mouse droppings under the tables. Wait … What's this … Tiny menus listing different cheeses? Very bad man. It's all about multiple revenue streams!
     
18. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2013-12-31 menu 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2013-12-31 Pub. Date: 2013-12-31
Image Number: 106930
Caption: If it ain't broke, don't fix it! What? What's wrong? You changed the menu! Where's the oatmeal?! It's still there, I just moved it from the upper left to the middle left. Deviant! Some people can't stand change.
     
19. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2013-12-30 menu 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2013-12-30 Pub. Date: 2013-12-30
Image Number: 106929
Caption: Are you sure there are no nuts in this muffin? I'm allergic. Yes, I'm sure … I own the place. Why do you keep asking? Because I noticed you also sell an "adrenaline shot" for $1000. It's right there on the menu. I told Rudy to write that on the ceiling. House of Java Cafe.
     
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