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1. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2019-07-08 meat 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2019-07-08 Pub. Date: 2019-07-08
Image Number: 178420
Caption: I'm gonna be barbecuing tomorrow. I'm all set up. The grill's on the fire escape … The meat's marinating in the fridge … my apron's scorch marks have been patched over … I've got nine bottles of lighter fluid for when I can't get the coals to heat up … Can't make it. I've finished paying off the damages from last year ...
     
2. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2019-03-01 meat 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2019-03-01 Pub. Date: 2019-03-01
Image Number: 176501
Caption: Whachoomean you want me to bring kale burgers to the barbecue?! I promised my son I wouldn't eat cows anymore. He said it's not right to eat anything with parents. Tell him it's ok, 'cause Uncle Clyde ate that cow' parents yesterday. Sigh … I'll get the kale.
     
3. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2019-02-28 meat 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2019-02-28 Pub. Date: 2019-02-28
Image Number: 176500
Caption: Is your boy still worried red meat will kill you? No. Apparently I changed the subject. He asked me Daddy, what is red meat? So I said Usually it's a cow. He said A cowy? Why do you want to eat a cowy? A cowy doesn't want you to eat her! So instead of worrying that meat will kill me, now he's worrying that I'm going to eat all the animals. This is why I only eat with grownups. He tore up our zoo pass.
     
4. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2019-02-27 meat 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2019-02-27 Pub. Date: 2019-02-27
Image Number: 176499
Caption: We had burglars last night. Little Lionel asked Why do you eat red meat all the time, daddy? I replied. I don't eat it all the time, son. And he said Oh … Why not? I replied Because that'd be bad for me. Why? he asked. So I said Too much causes high cholesterol and increases my risk of heart disease, diabetes, and maybe even cancer. Dios mio, Lemont. Once he stopped sobbing, he tried to dig the burger out of my mouth.
     
5. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2019-02-26 meat 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2019-02-26 Pub. Date: 2019-02-26
Image Number: 176498
Caption: My baby boy asked me what I was eating. So I told him short ribs. He asked What are short ribs? So I said red meat. He asked Why is it red meat when it's brown? So I said Because when you cook red meat, it undergoes a chemical reaction that browns it. It's called the Maillard Reaction. So he said Why does a duck help you cook your meat? My theory is that children are just messing with us. So I said Maillard not Mallard.
     
6. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2019-02-25 meat 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2019-02-25 Pub. Date: 2019-02-25
Image Number: 176497
Caption: What I believe. Part 479. I believe we're not the only species on Earth that reasons, that dreams, that loves, and that suffers. I believe that EVERY animal is sentient … Except for the tasty ones.
     
7. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2018-10-13 meat 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2018-10-13 Pub. Date: 2018-10-13
Image Number: 174392
Caption: Ima Buvitall @imabuvitall. Turns out processed meat causes cancer. I've heard that. Makes sense meat's at the root of all our problems. After all, if nature intended us to eat meat, we wouldn't have to cook it. Valid point. Ima Buvitall @imabuvitall. That's what the anti-meatists want us to think, anyway. If nature didn't want us eating meat, it wouldn't have made us smart enough to invent cooking. I need a burger. Right @#$% now.
     
8. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2018-07-11 meat 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2018-07-11 Pub. Date: 2018-07-11
Image Number: 172714
Caption: In the refugee detention center. Pardon me, sir, when are we to be set free? BACK, MEAT. "Meat"?! I'll have you know I was wearing fatigues and slogging across Europe for Uncle Sam before your daddy was spawned! A LITTLE RESPECT, SIR! You're right. Back, MR. Meat. That's better.
     
9. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2017-10-08 meat 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2017-10-08 Pub. Date: 2017-10-08
Image Number: 162900
Caption: Big L, you seen a doctor yet 'bout that heart attack you had? I didn't have a "heart attack," Clyde. All I had was pain in my arm, between my shoulder blades, in my chest, jaw and upper abdomen. Plus I was dizzy, fatigues and had heartburn. That could've been anything. And anyway, I took care of it myself. I started biking, gave up red meat, etc ... just in case. Anyway, I don't have health insurance. I earn too much for Medicaid and too little pay the Obamacare premiums. I got a solution for you, bruh ... Ok ... As long as it doesn't involve identity theft, Fake IDs and possible jail time. Hm ... well, then I got a different solution for you ... As long as it doesn't involve sneaking into another country. Well ... then I got a different solution ...
     
10. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2015-11-02 meat 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2015-11-02 Pub. Date: 2015-11-02
Image Number: 134721
Caption: Ima Buvitall @imabuvitall. Turns out processed meat causes cancer. I've heard that. Makes sense meat's at the root of all our problems. After all, if nature intended us to eat meat, we wouldn't have to cook it. Valid point. Ima Buvitall @imabuvitall. That's what the anti-meatists want us to think, anyway. If nature DIDN'T want us eating meat, it wouldn't have made us smart enough to invent cooking.. I need a burger right @#$% now.
     
11. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2010-01-31 meat 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2010-01-31 Pub. Date: 2010-01-31
Image Number: 43367
Caption: Am I speaking with whoever programs the iPhones auto-correct feature? That would be I. You mean "that would be me." What's the problem, sir? The auto-corrections make me look like an idiot. If I'm writing a long e-mail and I mistype a word … The phone automatically replaces it with what it thinks is correct, even if it's completely wrong grammatically. Are you sure? Does "Hey, Gia, can't wait to meat you at the potty, sincerely, Lemony" sound right to you? Sounds pretty forward, if you ask me, Lemony. But I guess you'd know her better than me. "Better than I."
     
12. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2009-02-15 meat 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2009-02-15 Pub. Date: 2009-02-15
Image Number: 29991
Caption: Here we have the nation's newspapers. The Fourth Estate. Traditional guardians of our sacred liberties. Bidding starts at $10 billion. Ten. We have $10 billion. $10 billion going once… $10 billion going twice… No, no! Wait… I meat ten dollars. I take it this isn't the "Buffy The Vampire Slayer" auction. Down the hall, Boosler Ballroom. Sold! For ten dollars to the gentlemen from Mexico. Do you accept pesos?
     
13. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2006-05-06 meat 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2006-05-09 Pub. Date: 2006-05-06
Image Number: 13666
Caption: Roscoe's Rib Shack. Dang, his food always looks better than mine.
     
14. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2005-03-07 meat 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2005-03-20 Pub. Date: 2005-03-07
Image Number: 9932
Caption: Pardon me, sir, but where's the best place to get BBQ ribs around here?....
     
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