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1. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2019-07-28 matter 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2019-07-28 Pub. Date: 2019-07-28
Image Number: 178691
Caption: The Fad Herald cometh. I kiss the hem of his iPhone. Hear ye, hear ye. The following are in: iPhone Xs, Smart watches, high-mileage cars, anything that says Obama or has his picture on it. The following is out: Spending money. No matter how little. On anything. No matter how necessary. Ahem. I'm confused. If I buy the things that are in, then I'm spending money, which is out. Also out: Trying to make sense of it all. Makes sense. That's out, sir.
     
2. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2019-07-07 matter 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2019-07-07 Pub. Date: 2019-07-07
Image Number: 178471
Caption: The Fad Herald cometh! He is the arbiter of all things hip. Hear ye, today, today, a matter of great importance. I've considered one of the most difficult fad decisions, and I am not prepared to rule. I will answer the age-old question: Hawaiian patterned shirts -- are they in or out? Murmur murmur. At long last. Speak! Quiet, please! Hawaiian shirts -- which have been stubbornly worn by men in all circumstances, often in defiance of their wives, defended and ridiculed through great debate -- are ... in. Wear them in peace! He was recently married. Free at last, God almighty, free at last.
     
3. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2019-03-02 matter 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2019-03-02 Pub. Date: 2019-03-02
Image Number: 176514
Caption: Randy, you're going to represent Rudy in our private relationship matter? I've been retained. That's outrageous. He can speak for himself. He has. By choosing me as his representative. So you're his stand-in. Well, what if I feel like giving Rudy a big kiss right now? Hey! What's good for the goose, baby. I may lower my fee.
     
4. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2019-02-27 matter 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2019-02-27 Pub. Date: 2019-02-27
Image Number: 176511
Caption: So I used body soap to wash my face. Why is that so bad? Details matter. Pay attention to your surroundings. Face soap isn't body soap. Conditioner isn't shampoo. Moisturizer isn't hand lotion. If we're ever going to move in together and have a future you've got to pay attention to me and the nuances about my life. Conditioner isn't shampoo? I'm livid and you have stinky hair!
     
5. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2018-12-26 matter 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2018-12-26 Pub. Date: 2018-12-26
Image Number: 175593
Caption: We won't do celebrity endorsements. Sure you will. Everyone does. Glenn Beck, Rachel Maddow, Limbaugh, everyone. It doesn't matter whether you actually believe in the amazing Gold Juicer. The what? It just matters that you say it can turn any ordinary piece of fruit into pure gold. Awesome! Thanks, pardner. Kid's gonna make us big grapefruit.
     
6. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2018-12-02 matter 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2018-12-02 Pub. Date: 2018-12-02
Image Number: 174994
Caption: The Fad Herald cometh!! He complete me. Hear ye: I've asked you all here today to make an announcement. Murmur. In recent months, I've strayed from my values. I've let down my wife, constituents, our shareholders, the public, my fans. What did you do? But I assure you that I'm going top make amends. No matter how much work or time it takes, I will restore your faith in me. What did you do? Nothing. Public apologies are IN! Still don't know what he did. Public candor remains out.
     
7. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2018-11-30 matter 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2018-11-30 Pub. Date: 2018-11-30
Image Number: 175164
Caption: Coffee, jerk! What's the matter? Sadie discovered flaming, i.e.: Hostile and insulting interaction among internet users. It's been incredible. Who can sleep when you've got endless opportunity to make people feel like crud about themselves?! I also need prescription drugs and steroids. Flaming out.
     
8. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2018-03-20 matter 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2018-03-20 Pub. Date: 2018-03-20
Image Number: 169639
Caption: My backup business is really taking off. I've had to hire help. You're still backing up strangers in online arguments for $5 a thread? Of course not. Since demand skyrocketed, I upped my fee big time! I'm now charging $5.25 per thread. I'd have gone higher, but that might cause an adaptive paradigm that could open me up to being undercut on the margin by content providers with comparable deliverables. No matter how much jargon you use, you're still selling yourself short. No, I'm just backwards-compatibilizing my bleeding-edge core competencies.
     
9. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2018-02-15 matter 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2018-02-15 Pub. Date: 2018-02-15
Image Number: 168444
Caption: We interrupt today's "The Price is Right" episode to bring you breaking news … Actor Richard Dreyfuss has been accused of groping the nethers of two female fans, and there are embarrassing photos to prove it. The breaking news is, we're going to stop reporting these things as breaking news, since they've become so common. Breaking news!!!!! It was just a matter of time. Breaking news: The following powerful men have not been accused of sexual assault today ...
     
10. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2017-12-10 matter 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2017-12-10 Pub. Date: 2017-12-10
Image Number: 165382
Caption: Youtube reviews make me feel old, Randy. Well … they're always full of whining, nitpicky, smug people complaining that the film or tv show wasn’t easy enough to follow. Reviewers complain that characters actions "don't make sense," as if they unaware that people often don't make sense. Or that a scene wasn't "necessary," as if establishing character doesn't matter. They complain that the plot was "confused," but when I was growing up, that just meant the viewer wasn't paying enough attention. It's as if a lot of reviewers want everything spelled out for them so they don't have to actually figure anything out for themselves. Yeah ... definitely sounding old there, my friend. I wish these dumb reviewers would stay off my list of Youtube recommendations.
     
11. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2017-11-20 matter 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2017-11-20 Pub. Date: 2017-11-20
Image Number: 165176
Caption: Armstrong, an unmarked truck just delivered a pallet of mystery meat. Turkey. It doesn't look like turkey. It looks more like some sort of dehydrated pigeon. What's it matter? If we slap it in a sandwich, smother it in "gravy," and label it "turkey," customers won't know the difference. Wait, did you just think quotes around the word gravy? "no."
     
12. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2017-11-19 matter 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2017-11-19 Pub. Date: 2017-11-19
Image Number: 164536
Caption: Harrison Ford, no question. Tom Selleck. Without a doubt. I don't care if they did offer Selleck the role first, Ford was a much better "Indiana Jones." I don't care if they did offer Selleck the role first, Ford was a much better "Indiana Jones." Ford was ok, but his character was less that manly. What are you talking about? That's ridiculous! Harrison Ford was the definition of eighties manliness! You're telling me the "definition of eighties manliness" could run around the world for weeks and months at a time ... and never once grow anything more than a little stubble? I think maybe you're a little biased about the whole "big giant mustache" issue. Likewise, my patchy little stubbly friend. On matters of great import, even the philosophers must sometimes agree to disagree. Stop!!! All the greatest philosophers had big mustaches, you know.
     
13. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2017-07-18 matter 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2017-07-18 Pub. Date: 2017-07-18
Image Number: 160520
Caption: Today on the Ask Sadie Show, we'll be addressing one single topic: "Medicare for All." Specifically, we'll talk about how paying just a little more in taxes to fund it would save money, since no one would have to pay premiums or copays, no matter what their age. That's why we must defeat it! What about the rest of us, who had to struggle with sky-high insurance costs, horrible coverage, and enormous bills that forced us into bankruptcy, for 65 whole years, before qualifying for Medicare?! We paid our dues!!! Plus, when you make it over that 65-year finish line, it's like surviving The Hunger Games. A very proud moment.
     
14. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2017-06-01 matter 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2017-06-01 Pub. Date: 2017-06-01
Image Number: 158615
Caption: You've reached Randy, the Dating Doctor. What ails you? I'm friends with this girl … She's all I can think about. I treat her way better than the guys she dates, but she doesn't even know I'm alive. Of course she knows you're alive. You're the potted houseplant in the corner of her life. Do you understand what I'm telling you? That it's only a matter of time til it's my turn? You're more like a Venus Flytrap.
     
15. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2016-12-11 matter 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2016-12-11 Pub. Date: 2016-12-11
Image Number: 151421
Caption: Oh, Liam. I thought you were dead. I thought I would never see you again! Is that why you married … my brother? … Oh, Caroline … it's doesn't matter. When the mafia held me captive in a seaside cave all these years, the only thing that kept me alive was the thought of you. Caroline ... who is that mysterious stranger lurking outside your bedroom window? Is it yet another lover? No, it's me. Frank. The executive producer. You can cut all this out, we've been canceled. The market can't support more than three soap operas anymore. Everyone's busy watching Youtube. But Frank, I've got three more kids to put through college! And another thirty payments on my car! What am I supposed to do, you heartless @#$%?! Wait ... who's that lurking over there outside that other window? I don't know. It's me. Jeff, CEO of the network. We've been sold to Sputum Cable. They're canceling all executive producer contracts.
     
16. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2016-10-28 matter 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2016-10-28 Pub. Date: 2016-10-28
Image Number: 150210
Caption: I came to say bye-bye. But I thought Canada wouldn't grant refugee status. They wouldn't. But mommy says America is scrooged no matter who wins, so we're going to try New Sea Land. Even though that doesn't sound like a real place. New Zealand. I think she means New Zealand. Oh. But we haven't tried the a-through-y-lands yet. What?
     
17. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2016-10-25 matter 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2016-10-25 Pub. Date: 2016-10-25
Image Number: 150207
Caption: Uranus always gets a bad rap. Tap tap tap tap tap. What do you mean, dorkboy? I mean, no matter how mature people think they are, they always, always want to chuckle when they say "Uranus." Come on, Sadie. You know you want to smirk, even if it's in secret. What if I told you Uranus is slightly bigger than Neptune? Not chuckling! Uranus is always the butt of the joke.
     
18. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2016-08-13 matter 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2016-08-13 Pub. Date: 2016-08-13
Image Number: 147088
Caption: I heard you have a really bad toothache. Meh. Not anymore. "Meh"? I got bored of that, so I just moved on. Amazing. "Mindless over matter." Bored of this phone.
     
19. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2016-04-30 matter 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2016-04-30 Pub. Date: 2016-04-30
Image Number: 142432
Caption: What's your question for "Ask Sadie"? My mom's in a nursing home. I think someone's stealing her jewelry. What's the matter, you're afraid someone is stealing your inheritance? Simple solution: send your mother to Japan where their entire culture reveres the elderly. Sayonara, grandma!!! Are you sure that's not a just a stereotype? Who cares?!
     
20. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2016-04-08 matter 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2016-04-08 Pub. Date: 2016-04-08
Image Number: 141529
Caption: Boss, I've got a new idea. And it will totally empower on-demand collaboration and idea-sharing. Not again. It'll synergistically maintain error-free catalysts for change, while progressively meshing stand-alone methods of reconceptualization. Look, I've already told you. You're not getting a raise, not matter how much business jargon you use. But an extra $2 an hour would dramatically generate error-free opportunities for a tax deduction. No means no.
     
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